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May 20th

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Global Demand Dearth Costs $1.2 Trillion In Lost Wages, $3.7 Trillion In GDP





A new report from The International Labor Organization has quantified the economic impact of subpar global demand and it is astonishing... 

 

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"One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other"





It is very rare to see Dow Industrials hitting new highs as Dow Transports prints new range lows... one of them is wrong here...

 

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What Is The Future For Saudi Aramco?





In a move that could shake up the dynamics of the global oil and gas industry, the desert Kingdom is restructuring its national oil company, Saudi Aramco.

 

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Google Apologizes For "Nigger House" Search Result





"Do no evil..." that is part from the racist stuff, would appear to be Google's new meme as The Guardian reports the somewhat unbelievable fact that searches which include the racist slur “nigger” were shown to find the White House in Google Maps. “Some inappropriate results are surfacing in Google Maps that should not be, and we apologise for any offence this may have caused. Our teams are working to fix this issue quickly,” a Google spokesperson said, claiming that it had been experiencing “escalated attacks to spam Google Maps over the past few months”.

 

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Overheard In The FX Rigging "Cartel" Chatroom: "Mess This Up And Sleep With One Eye Open





One Barclays FX trader, when he became the main Euro trader for Barclays in 2011, was desperate to be invited to join the Cartel because of the trading advantages from sharing information with the other main traders of the Euro.After extensive discussion of whether or not this trader “would add value” to the Cartel, he was invited to join for a “1 month trial,” but was advised “mess this up and sleep with one eye open at night.”

 

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Even Harvard Economists Admit Fed Policy Has "Created Dangerous Risks"





No lesser establishment economist than Martin Feldstein - Professor of Economics at Harvard University and President Emeritus of the National Bureau of Economic Research - has some warning words of wisdom for The Fed today: "...the Fed’s unconventional monetary policies have also created dangerous risks to the financial sector and the economy as a whole." When even The Ivory Tower is losing faith, you know The Fed is in trouble...

 

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For Caterpillar, This Is What The "Second Great Depression" Looks Like





To put Caterpillar's ongoing second great depression in context, during the Great Financial Crisis, CAT suffered "only" 19 months of consecutive retail sales declines. As of April 2015, this number is now 29, and there is no hope in sight of seeing an annual rebounce any time soon.

 

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Crude Tumbles Despite 3rd Weekly Inventory Draw & Production Plunge





Following last night's 5.2 million barrel inventory draw reported by API, crude prices surged once again (bouncing off levels before the first inventory draw at the end of April). Consensus appears confused since Bloomberg median estimates were for a 1.75mm draw while survey respondents expected a 3.82 million barrel draw this morning. DOE data showed a disappointly lower than API, 2.67 million barrel draw - which initially sent crude prices tumbling... machines bid them back, and now they are plunging again. Production dropped 1.2% overall - its biggest weekly drop since July 2014.

 

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China's Richest Man Sees Half His Net Worth Wiped Out In Seconds After Bubble Stock Instacrash





Li Hejun began the day as either China’s second-richest man according to Forbes, or richest, according to the Hurun Report and Le Figaro, with a fortune worth more than $30 billion. By 11am, his net worth was amazingly cut by half, and he was almost $14 billion "poorer" as shares in Li’s flagship Hanergy Thin Film plunged by 47% in Hong Kong before trading was suspended - due to Li's absence at the company's annual meeting.

 

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5 Banks To Plead Guilty To Criminal Rigging Charges, Pay $5.6 Billion For Manipulating Markets





As the live webcast from US AG Loretta Lynch indicates, moments ago the DOJ announced five global banks including Citi, J.P. Morgan, Barclays, RBS would plead guilty to criminal charges to conspiring to manipulate FX Prices, and would pay some $5.6 billion in combined penalties to resolve a long running U.S. investigation into whether traders at the banks colluded to move foreign currency rates in directions to benefit their own positions.

 

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ETSY Crashes Over 55% From Highs, Breaks Below IPO Price





It appears investors in ETSY just barely missed out on its 30 day IPO-back guarantee...

 

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Awkward: After Bashing Cold Weather Excuses, Bank Of America Jumps On The "2nd Seasonal Adjustment" Bandwagon





When there is so much bullshit floating around that you forget what you wrote just a month ago, and when the central planners can't even agree on what lie to agree to use, then the status quo truly be in jeopardy.

 

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Trannies Tumble, S&P/Dow Give Up Week's Gains





Bond yields are leaking higher, The USDollar is flat (but noisy), but with no macro data to spark a momo run, US equities have tumbled out of the gate... especially Dow Transports. Dow & S&P are back to unchanged on the week...

 

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The Market's One-Sided Game Of Chicken





That the Fed and other central banks have unleashed the speculative furies is an unassailable and baleful reality. What is going on here plain and simple is a one-sided game of chicken. The robo-traders and hedge fund buccaneers on Wall Street press the market higher on virtually no volume or conviction whenever macro-economic weakness presents itself, virtually daring the Fed to maintain is ultra-accommodative stance still longer. The casino gamblers will keep chop, chop choppin’ higher until they finally lose confidence that the Eccles building is heaven’s door to further riches. Then the machines will sell, sell, sell. There will be no credible Fed speakers to stop them.

 
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