Archive - May 2015 - Story
May 28th
Chinese Housewives Displeased After Biggest Stock Market Drop In 2 Years
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/28/2015 14:45 -0500Obama-Style Immigration Reform May Be Dead As DoJ Won't Seek High Court's Help
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/28/2015 13:46 -0500Obama-style immigration reform could be dead in the water as the DoJ's decision not to seek a Supreme Court end-around on the President's stalled executive order presents a number of possibly insurmountable problems.
When Chasing The Tape - Please Mind The Lemmings
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/28/2015 13:25 -0500"...with each passing session the casino is getting more dangerous, but the lemmings have no clue and the narrative gets ever more specious."
Thursday Humor: Greece Wins Contest To Design New Euro Coin
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/28/2015 13:05 -0500
Welcome To The Recovery 2015: JP Morgan To Fire 5000
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/28/2015 12:50 -0500"J.P. Morgan Chase & Co. has begun layoffs that are expected to total more than 5,000 by next year, people familiar with the matter said. This latest phase of cuts started earlier this year and would eliminate at least 2% of the bank’s workforce over the next year," WSJ reports.
The "Revolving Door" Goes Full Retard: SEC Hires Goldmanite Who Previously Worked At The SEC
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/28/2015 12:34 -0500Just when you thought the US regulators may have finally become less tone deaf to the shame of the revolving door, especially following last year's latest scandal confirming Goldman runs the New York Fed (and every other central bank), here comes the SEC with an absolute shocker, not only proving once and for all that when it comes to regulatory capture, there is nobody in charge quite like Lloyd Blankfein, but unveiling what may have been the first ever double revolving door in SEC history, after the SEC announced it had hired as its new chief of staff a former Goldman worker who had previously worked at... the SEC. And with that the we have gone not only full circle but full retard as well.
Will The Real Hillary Clinton Please Stand Up?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/28/2015 12:15 -0500While Obama unleashes his "folks" phrasing to appeal to middle-America, it appears Hillary Clinton has a different approach in her effort to reach "everyday Americans" - speak in tongues. As The Hill reports, Clinton - who grew up in Chicago - spoke with a Southern accent during a swing through South Carolina yesterday. What is even more disturbing is the fact that it is not the first time she has faked her accent as Bloomberg exposes various versions of American English employed by Clinton, going back to her early years as first lady of Arkansas and first lady of the United States.
Poroshenko Threatens To Declare Martial Law In Ukraine Within Hours "To Demonstrate Readiness For War"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/28/2015 12:03 -0500In the case of any advance of Ukrainian army positions - and who is to say whether there is or not - Ukraine's President Poroshenko says he will declare martial law across his country within hours. As RT reports, Poroshenko added that Ukraine will "demonstrate its readiness for war, for victory, for defense and for peace."
The Stock Market - A Picture Of Excess
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/28/2015 11:47 -0500It is unknowable how much more pronounced these excesses can become, especially in light of extremely loose monetary policy around the world. Things could easily become quite dicey as soon as tomorrow, but it is just as easily possible that valuations will continue to expand for some time yet. However, these data do indicate one thing: risk has increased enormously, and it will keep increasing the longer the bubble persists. Frankly, the situation also scares us a bit, because we expect that governments and their agencies (such as central banks) will find it extremely difficult to deal with the next crisis. They have become quite overstretched as a result of the last one. After having gone “all in” last time around, what are they supposed to do for an encore? The only options that come to mind are repressive measures such as capital controls, confiscation of private wealth, and a host of other unpleasantries.
It's Official: Austria Repatriates Gold, Confirms Loss Of Faith In Bank Of England
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/28/2015 11:24 -0500Earlier today the Austrian Central Bank confirmed the Kronen-Zeitung report, and said that by the year 2020, it would hold 50%, or 140 tons, of its gold domestically, up from 17% currently. This means that Austria will withdraw some 140 tons of gold from the BOE which holds 80% of Austria's gold currently and send 92.4 tons back home to Vienna with another 47.6 tons being sent to Switzerland. Which is also the biggest news: Austria is explicitly demonstrating a lack of confidence in the "pro-western" system of which the Bank of England is a critical cog, and instead opting for "neutral" Switzerland, which will hold nearly 50 tons of the gold formerly located at the Bank of England.
The American "Economy" (Summed Up In 1 Cartoon)
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/28/2015 11:07 -0500Having previously explained why "average joe" will never be wealthy from the stock market, we thought this summed up the new-normal America perfectly...
"The Greek Endgame Is Here": Probability Of IMF Default Now 70%, Says Deutsche Bank
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/28/2015 10:51 -0500Amid accelerating deposit outflows and an hourly flow of conflicting headlines, Deutsche Bank is out with a fresh take on the Greek endgame including an analysis of both the political wrangling that would need to take place in order for parliamentary approval of concessions to creditors and the mechanics of a default to the IMF.
How Healthcare Is Dooming the U.S. Economy (In Just 3 Charts)
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/28/2015 10:45 -0500As it stands now, U.S. healthcare will bankrupt the nation and doom it to permanent stagnation and recession. It's our choice: live with a bankrupt system built almost entirely of perverse incentives, or begin an adult discussion about a system that delivers responsible care to the elderly in line with other advanced nations, but at a fraction of the current cost.
ECB Cracks A Joke, Says It Will "Publicly" Respond To Allegations It Privately Leaks Market-Moving News
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/28/2015 10:26 -0500The ECB will respond to the ombudsman and our answer will be public. https://t.co/RKAAfyeQ2h
— ECB (@ecb) May 28, 2015




