Archive - Jun 2015 - Story
June 8th
Everything's Fine... If You Ignore History
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/08/2015 12:23 -0500"...at the end of the day, the "new normal" shouldn't be one where our current best is still worse than our prior worst."
Republican Election Strategy: Blame The Putin "Boogeyman"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/08/2015 11:55 -0500As Republican presidential hopefuls ramp up their campaigns, GOP candidates will likely point to Vladimir Putin as the embodiment of everything that’s wrong with Democrats’ foreign policy and Clinton’s famous “reset” button ceremony in Geneva provides the perfect opportunity for the GOP to tie the presumed Democratic nominee to a failed attempt at reconciliation with America’s Cold War nemesis.
One Of These Two Is Wrong
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/08/2015 11:30 -0500Ex-SNB Head / Blackrock CIO - HILDEBRAND SAYS SEES NO SHORT-TERM CONTAGION ON POSSIBLE GREXIT
Dutch Central Bank - GREXIT WOULD SHOCK FINANCIAL MARKETS
You decide...
S&P500 On The Verge Of Breaching An All-Important Support Level
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/08/2015 11:15 -0500Over the past 3 years, the only support level that has mattered for the S&P500 was the 100 Day Moving Average: every single time the S&P has approached, or breached, this trendline, the result has been a bout of buying pushing it right above, and keeping it in the clearly visible upward channel since 2012. The S&P is now just a few points away from breaching the 100 DMA again.
Are You A Lebowski Achiever?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/08/2015 09:58 -0500Something happened in late 2008 that has skewed the recovery towards the wealthiest Americans.
The Non-GAAP Revulsion Arrives: Experts Throw Up All Over "Made Up, Phony, Smoke And Mirrors" Numbers
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/08/2015 09:31 -0500After years of crusading against the farce of non-gAAP "earnings" by management teams who are engaging in fraud against their shareholders, one in which both accountants, bank advisors and regulators are all complicit, we are delighted to see that finally the mainstream press has taken the bullshit that is non-GAAP "EPS" to task. In a report by AP's Bernard Candon, titled "Experts worry that 'phony numbers' are misleading investors" we read that the "record profits that companies are reporting may not be all they're cracked up to be." He was being very polite.
President Obama Explains How The G-7 Solved The World's Problems (Again) - Live Feed
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/08/2015 09:04 -0500From rumors of Obama's "strong dollar problem" to Grexit ("contained") and global warming (we'll throw $100 billion at it...) President Obama explains how the G8(-1) has solved the world's problems...once more.
"Fly Like A G7" - Caption Contest
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/08/2015 08:58 -0500"Entourage 2"?
Dow Gives Up 2015 Gains, Trannies Down 8% Year-To-Date
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/08/2015 08:56 -0500BTFD or Different This Time?
Awkward: NY Fed Debunks Myth Of "First-Quarter Residual Seasonality"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/08/2015 08:52 -0500Steve Liesman is quaking in his reporter's boots this morning as the SF Fed & BEA's credibility-crushing "double-seasonal-adjustment" thesis is crushed into statistical neverland by the The NY Fed. A study by economists at the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve did not find significant statistical evidence for such distortions on the aggregate GDP level, despite meteoroconomist Joe Lavorgna's assertion that Q1 grew 1.2% thanks to the magic of made-up numbers. As The NY Fed concludes, in a tone that suggests "sigh, again, "it will not be surprising if the question of residual seasonality comes up again next year when first-quarter growth numbers are announced."
OPEC Set To Continue Playing The Waiting Game
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/08/2015 08:22 -0500Following OPEC’s decision not to cut production at its June 5, 2015 meeting in Vienna, oil prices should likely continue their descent that began in early May (Figure 1). Prices may fall into the $50+ per barrel range since there is no tangible reason for their rise from January’s $46 low.
EUR Surges Above 1.1200 On "Significant Sudden" Buying As Liquidity Collapses
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/08/2015 07:46 -0500Several significant, sudden buying 'events', as Nanex Eric Hunsader notes, have crushed liquidity in Euro FX futures and pressed the EURUSD pair above Obama's "we don't want a strong dollar" rumor spike tagging 1.1200...
Why McDonalds Is Ending Monthly Sales Reports: Global Sales Drop For 12 Consecutive Months
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/08/2015 07:29 -0500Moments ago MCD reported its May comp store sales which confirmed what we cynically noted is the reason for the data halt, namely that no matter what it does, MCD simply can not "turnaround" its foundering business, and after a drop of -0.6% in April, May global comp sales dropped once again, this time by -0.3%. This was the 12th consecutive month of global comparable store declines. Next month will be the 13th. There won't be a 14th.
DOJ Launches Probe Of Treasury Market Manipulation
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/08/2015 06:59 -0500Earleir today in confirmation that a crack down on yet another market for gross manipulation is imminent, the Post reported that the Department of Justice fresh from doing all it can do prevent Vladimir Putin from blowing $10 billion in the bottomless hole that is World Cup 2018 infrastructure spending, is probing the Treasury market for possible manipulation.
With Greece "Everything Must Go Right From Now On" To Avoid Market Shock
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/08/2015 06:35 -0500“A positive scenario requires almost everything to go right from now on,” BofAML says, adding that “Greece needs to receive new funding before the end of June, otherwise it will not be able to repay the IMF on June 30 … which would put ELA access of Greek banks at risk.”


