Archive - Jun 2015 - Story
June 3rd
Goldman Sachs Rookie Analyst Almost Escaped Before Falling To His Death
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/03/2015 13:07 -0500Taibbi called Goldman "a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity." This time, their victim was Sarvshreshth Gupta, a rookie analyst just 22 years old from the University of Pennsylvania. Gupta was found dead in a parking lot next to his apartment building on the corner of Sacramento Street and Brooklyn Place in San Francisco. He apparently fell from the building.After working 100 hours a week, he told his father, "This job is not for me." In March, he quit. However, like the crazy woman in Fatal Attraction, Goldman was not going to be ignored.
Dear SEC, Here Is Today's Broken Markets
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/03/2015 12:49 -0500While not as obvious as spoofing crude or stock futures, today's broken market covers some of the largest and most widely-held stocks in the US market. From JPMorgan to Johnson & Johnson, and from Pfeizer to GE, shortly before the cash open this morning, 13 major stocks saw sudden massive swings from 5 to 15%...
What FIFA Can Teach Us About Overpriced (And Overhyped) Stocks
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/03/2015 12:35 -0500Buildings make a statement about their owners. FIFA-Hauptquartier seems to be saying: our owners have a boatload of cash... and in a world where heavily-manipulated stock markets are constantly achieving all-time highs, the message from the 'market' is just as full of it as Blatter.
Under Hillary, US Sold $66 Million In Chemical Arms To Clinton Foundation Donors Gassing Their Citizens
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/03/2015 12:16 -0500"During the roughly two years of Arab Spring protests that confronted authoritarian governments with popular uprisings, Clinton’s State Department approved $66 million worth of so-called Category 14 exports -- defined as "toxicological agents, including chemical agents, biological agents and associated equipment" -- to nine Middle Eastern governments that either donated to the Clinton Foundation or whose affiliated groups paid Bill Clinton speaking fees," IBTimes reports.
Gold & Silver Join Bonds In Turmoil
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/03/2015 11:52 -0500
With bond yields spiking and the dollar dumping, one might think precious metals would be bid... but that anti-status quo reality will not do and so, gold and silver (and crude oil) are tumbling faster than Sepp Blatter's reputation...
Which US President Said It: "I'm The Closest Thing To A Jew To Ever Be President"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/03/2015 11:27 -0500Hint...

Janet - We Call Your Bluff On Rates (And This Chart Is The Tell)
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/03/2015 11:01 -0500Dear Janet, you find yourself in a terrible conundrum. You understand as well as anyone that managing the trickle-less down recovery and the resulting tenacious dislocation between the market and the economy is becoming unmanageably expensive; about $13T to date. And while the hint of a rate hike over the past year has sent the dollar up some +15%, some suggesting a sign of strength for the American economy, it really is not helping the situation now is it??
Wendy's Unveils A Semi-LBO: Will Buy Back 50% Of Its Float
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/03/2015 10:40 -0500Wendy's just took buyback mania to the next level when, earlier today, it announced it would buyback $1.4 billion of its shares, which amounts to just under 50% of its entire float!
This Is How The IMF Just Lost Its Last Shred Of Credibility
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/03/2015 10:15 -0500A new research paper from none other than the IMF has a unique observation for heavily-indebted countries: "It is better to live with the debt than to pay it down."
Being Healthy Is Unprofitable
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/03/2015 09:51 -0500U.S. healthcare is unsustainable. That it will break in the next decade is predictable. We are collectively wandering the beach, picking up seashells, while a mighty tsunami wave is approaching that will wash everyone on the beach away. We can either deal with the lifestyle and cultural causes of our mounting ill health or be swept away when the system crashes.
WTI Crude Pumps-And-Dumps As Increased Production Trumps Surprise Inventory Draw
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/03/2015 09:37 -0500Following last night's inventory build report from API, expectations adjusted to a 818k build for the DOE data this morning. However, for the 5th week in a row, DOE reported a draw (this time of 1.95 million barrels). WTI Crude had rallied into the data but was still in the red from yesterday's close and spiked on the inventory news. However, once the machines had a chance to see that production rose once again - to a new cycle record - prices began to slide....
How Jamie Dimon Became A Billionaire
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/03/2015 09:19 -0500- CDO
- Christine Varney
- Citigroup
- Comptroller of the Currency
- Department of Justice
- Fannie Mae
- Foreclosures
- Freddie Mac
- goldman sachs
- Goldman Sachs
- Housing Market
- Institutional Investors
- Jamie Dimon
- LIBOR
- Mortgage Loans
- Office of the Comptroller of the Currency
- Prison Time
- Private Equity
- Real estate
- Robert Khuzami
- Royal Bank of Scotland
- Time Magazine
Two years ago, bank analyst Mike Mayo asked JPM chief Jamie Dimon a simple question: why should affluent customers not pick UBS over JPM due to a mismatch in capital ratios, to which Dimon's response was even simpler: "that's why I'm richer than you." To which we then added: "No logic, no rationale: all about the bottom line, which to Jamie at least is all that matters. The bottom line was indeed all, because as Bloomberg calculated overnight, over the past several years, Jamie Dimon quietly became not just "richer than you", but "much" richer: his net worth is now well over $1 billion!
ISM Services Plunges To 13 Month Lows As Post-Weather Bounceback Fades
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/03/2015 09:05 -0500But the post-weather bounce? Markit's Services PMI in May missed expectations and dropped for the 2nd month in a row to its lowest since January. This notched the Composite PMI also down to its lowest since Jan, leaving Markit warning "the US economy has lost some momentum after an initial bounce-back from weather-related weakness at the start of the year." Worst still, ISM Services thenprinted a notably disappointing 55.7 (against 57.0 expectations) - its weakest since April 2014. The breakdown shows weakness across the board with prices rising. Finally, we note that an incredible 75 of 79 'qualified' economists had an ISM Services estimate that was too high... extrapolated hope springs eternal until it is smashed on the shores of reality.
Bunds Crater Most This Century
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/03/2015 08:44 -0500It appears Draghi's comments are not what the market wanted to hear.Bunds have crashed over 30bps in the last 2 days... the biggest 2-day spike since Oct 1998...



