Archive - Aug 13, 2015 - Story
Goldman Is Officially A Bank: Bailed Out Hedge Fund Will Allow Muppets To Give Their Savings To Lloyd Blankfein
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/13/2015 15:34 -0500The last time former Goldman employee and then Treasury Secretary Hank Paulson bailed out the hedge fund known as Goldman Sachs, and its closest peers (but not its biggest fixed income competitor Lehman Brothers of course), even the traditionally confused American public pushed back on the structure of the bailout which converted the Goldman holding company into an FDIC-insured company, which led many to ask: just where are Goldman's deposits? The answer, of course, was nowhere, so perhaps in anticipation of the logical pushback against its second, upcoming bailout which would see the taxpayer-backed depositor insurance company once again provide trillions in cash to banks as well as the glorified hedge funds such as Goldman, the firm moments ago decided to do something it has never done before: become an actual bank with checking accounts and such.
Oilpocalypse Beats Buyback Bonanza - Traders Sell Everything
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/13/2015 15:08 -0500These 11 CEOs Are The Most Overpaid Relative To Their Employees
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/13/2015 14:50 -0500Everyone knows the disparity between CEO pay and worker pay is vast in America. Now, the SEC is set to require companies to publish how much more their executives make than their employees. According to Bloomberg, at least one of these 11 CEOs "may have some explaining to do."
"Project Omega" - Why HFTs Never Lose Money: The Criminal Fraud Explained
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/13/2015 14:31 -0500- Algorithmic Trading
- B+
- Bloomberg News
- Cliff Asness
- dark pools
- Dark Pools
- Department of Justice
- fixed
- goldman sachs
- Goldman Sachs
- HFT
- High Frequency Trading
- High Frequency Trading
- Liquidnet
- Market Manipulation
- None
- Prop Trading
- Reality
- Securities and Exchange Commission
- Stop Trading
- Trading Strategies
- United States Attorney
- Wall Street Journal
It doesn't get more flagrant than this: the full HFT criminal monty exposed for all to see.
3 Things: Freight, Deflation, No Hike
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/13/2015 14:26 -0500The Fed is rapidly coming to realize they are caught in a "liquidity trap." The problem is they have been betting on a "one trick pony" that by increasing the "wealth effect" it will ultimately lead to a return of consumer confidence and a fostering of economic growth? Currently, there is little real evidence of success.
Thursday Humor: "Everyday American" Hillary Edition
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/13/2015 14:05 -0500Best. Correction. Ever... from The LA Times...

Impeaching A Brazilian President In 5 Easy Steps
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/13/2015 13:45 -0500As Brazil struggles to cope with the worst stagflationary nightmare in a decade while simultaneously staring down twin deficits, embattled President Dilma Rousseff is now the country's most unpopular democratically elected president since a military dictatorship ended in 1985. On the economic front, the situation is pretty much intractable, and while the political situation is equally desperate, there's always the impeachment option.
Oil Trades Under $42 To 6 Year Lows, Gundlach Sees "Terrifying Geopolitical Consequences" Looming
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/13/2015 13:27 -0500For the first time since March 2009, the front-month WTI crude futures contract has traded with a $41 handle. As it draws ever nearer the 2009 lows, we are reminded of the ominous warnings that DoubleLine's Jeff Gundlach issued in January. - "I hope it does not go to $40 because then something is very, very wrong with the world, not just the economy. The geopolitical consequences could be – to put it bluntly – terrifying."
"As If A Nuke Went Off" - What One Stunned Tianjin Driver Saw
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/13/2015 13:10 -0500"... the first explosion was followed by an even more powerful explosion, followed by a shock wave that caused live trees to bend, many leaves and branches have fallen, the whole sky was lit with raging fires.. the whole thing was like a Hollywood disaster movie."
Submerging Markets
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/13/2015 12:55 -0500New lows in Mexico, Brazil, Peru, Chile, South Korea, Taiwan, Malaysia, Australia, Indonesia, and Thailand... but apart from that - Fed rate hikes and Yuan devaluation are irrelevant?
"F$$king Morons": Russia's Lavrov Drops F-Bomb At Saudi-Syria Press Conference
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/13/2015 12:51 -0500Earlier this week, Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov met with his Saudi counterpart Adel al-Jubeir to discuss options for Syria’s future. At the post-meeting press conference, Russia's top diplomat let his real feelings for the Saudis slip.
Acquire Skills, Not Credentials
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/13/2015 12:15 -0500Rather than rely on the same signals everyone else has, accredit yourself. Don't rely on the declining value of credentialing signals: demonstrate you have the skills.
Socialism Rising? - Democrat "Confidence" Is Soaring Relative To Republicans
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/13/2015 11:56 -0500As Bernie Sanders moves ahead of Hillary in one poll, we thought it ironic that the wave of socialism is showing up in American consumer confidence data...
If You're Buying Energy Stocks, Ignore These 3 Charts
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/13/2015 11:44 -0500Presented with little comment, aside to say - seriously!!! What do the 'smart' equity algos know that credit and commodity professionals do not?
Mind The JOLTS - There's A Bearish Warning In There
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/13/2015 11:37 -0500The ratio of hires to job openings has been steadily falling. The analysts the WSJ cited all felt that the growing number of job openings was a bullish sign, and that employers can’t find workers to fill the jobs they are offering because workers don’t have the skills employers need. However, The Journal failed to mention the other cause - that the jobs being offered are so crappy and so low paying, nobody wants to take them. More troubling though is the rise in layoffs, just as we saw in 2007...just before stocks turned down.



