Archive - Aug 21, 2015 - Story

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Plunge Protection Teams Of The World, Unite!





Central bankers are watching Marx's dictum all that is solid melts into air play out in global stock markets with a terror informed by the scalding memories of 2008's global financial meltdown.  The herd must be turned away from selling by any means available, and at this point, that means coordinated buying by all the world's Plunge Protection Teams.

 

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Blood On The Streets Of Europe - Stocks Crash By Most In 4 Years, Bond Risk Surges





Carnage - everywhere. A surging EUR - as CNH carry traders unwind en masse - has led to an unwind across most risky assets in Europe. This week saw EuroStoxx 600 - the broad index - crash almost 6%, its biggest drop since September 2011. Perhaps most stunningly, Germany's DAX was the biggest loser - collapsing 7.4% on the week. European bonds are are also seeing risk increase dramatically with Portugal and Italy worst (aside from Greece's blowout). Europe's VIX topped 30 this week, as US VIX surges.

 

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S&P 500 Breaks Below 2,000, Crashes Into Red Year-Over-Year





The S&P 500 index has broken below the crucial psychological 2,000 level for the first time since late January. This is the biggest collapse in stocks since June 2013 (bigger than October's plunge - which was only rescued by Bullard's threat of QE4). What is perhaps most worrisome for the trend-followers - the S&P is now down year-over-year for the first time since May 2012... which once again brought The Fed out with moar QE.

 

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Russell Napier Lays Out The Trigger For The Next Emerging Market Crisis





"I have learnt from history that it is very hard working out what the trigger is. In 2008, it was the collapse of Lehman Brothers that triggered a credit crunch. Now it could be a major event in Turkey or a default of the Brazilian oil company Petrobras or some event in Malaysia. But if I have to pick one I would say it is Turkey introducing capital controls. Such controls will mean that Turkey will not pay back principals amounting to 400 Bio. $ and the interests on it." - Russell Napier

 

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You've Been Warned: Spotify Wants To Spy On You In Every Way Imaginable





"Music streaming market leader Spotify has decided that it wants to know a lot more about you. It wants to be able to access the sensor information on your phone so it can determine whether you’re walking, running or standing still. It wants to know your GPS coordinates, grab photos from your phone and look through your contacts too. And it may share that information with its partners, so a whole load of companies could know exactly where you are and what you’re up to."

 

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Another Black Swan? Syriza Outcasts Form New Political Party, Will Push For Grexit





Members of Syriza's Left Coalition, led by Panagiotis Lafazanis who once plotted to storm the Greek mint, seize the country’s reserves, and arrest central bank governor Yannis Stournaras, have broken away and formed their own political party which they say will support Grexit and stand firm in the face of German "blackmail."

 

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US Manufacturing PMI Tumbles To 22 Month Low: "Lack Of Growth" And Deflation Blamed





“August’s survey highlights a lack of growth momentum and continued weak price pressures across the U.S. manufacturing sector, which adds some fuel to the dovish argument as policymakers weigh up tightening policy in September. With the headline PMI swiftly losing ground after a modest rebound during July, the latest figure now points to the weakest overall pace of manufacturing growth for almost two years."

 

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Biotechs Enter Bear Market, Break Key Technical Support - Yellen Capital Waves It In





Somewhere Janet Yellen is smiling a "told you so" grin as she watches the "stretched valuations" of the Biotech index get slashed. Biotechs are now down 22% from the highs  - officially a bear market - and just broke the crucial 200-day moving average for the first time in 10 months...

 

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VIX Explodes To February Highs, Term Structure Inverts





Well that escalated quickly...

 

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S&P 500 Crashes Near 2,000 "Maginot" Line - Gives Up All Post-QE3 Gains





The carnage continues to roll around the world as Asia and Europe react to US weakness which reacted to China weakness and now US is retumbling on fresh China weakness as the global carry trade unwinds across every asset class...

 

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Was The Most Important Line In The Equity Market Just Broken?





Perhaps the most important price point in the entire equity market was broken today... The odds of the post-2009 bull market continuing unimpeded are now significantly reduced.

 

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The Best Possible News For Gold: Gartman Is Finally A Seller (And Buyer Of Oil)





"SPOT GOLD: Runnin “Smack” Into Long Term Resistance: We turned supportive of gold several weeks ago rather publically [ZH: sic], but now gold in US dollar terms is running into what we fear shall be formidable resistance… with the margin clerks around the world looking to sell gold to raise liquidity as stocks come under very real pressure." - Dennis Gartman

 

 

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What Drought? Nestle Pays Only $524 To Extract 27,000,000 Gallons Of California Drinking Water





Nestle has found itself more and more frequently in the glare of the California drought-shame spotlight than it would arguably care to be - though not frequently enough, apparently, for the megacorporation to have spontaneously sprouted a conscience.

 

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Turkey Enters Bear Market As Erdogan Calls New Elections, Consumer Confidence Crashes To Six Year Low





What began in early June with a surprisingly strong showing at the ballot box for the pro-Kurdish HDP has now ended precisely where many knew it would: with new elections.

 

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