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JPMorgan Helps Comex Avoid Gold Depletion, Boosts Registered Gold By 78% Overnight





We were less than surprised to see that just 2 days after our report, the Comex once again succeeded in sweeping default fears under the rug by boosting its eligible gold by a whopping 78% overnight, from 362K ounces to 643K, thereby pushing deliverable gold from its all time lows. However, this was not achieved with an infusion of actual new gold into the Comex, but thanks to JPM reclassifying 276K ounces of gold from the Eligible into the Registered category, even as actual eligible gold continues being withdrawn from the Comex.

 

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Biotechs Battered Into Correction - Biggest Drop Since May To 1-Month Lows





Yellen Capital is backing up the truck... as Biotechs drop 11% from the highs, officially in correction.

 

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Dentist Who Killed Cecil Hires Armed Security Guards After Vandals Sack Vacation Home





"We have armed investigators on the property, we're setting up covert cameras, we're documenting all license plates," the head of Global Investigative Group told NBC, referring to the "investigation" taking place in South Florida, where vandals, furious at Walter Palmer who killed a protected lion, placed marinated pigs' feet on the dentist's vacation home driveway.

 

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Stocks Are Tanking - Dow Hits 6-Month Lows





The Dow is now down for the 6th day in a row (and 11 of last 13 days) as it tests 17,400 - its lowest level since January. With The S&P and Small Caps tumbling towards red year-to-date, Nasdaq remains 2015's big winner but is falling precipitously today...

 

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Texas Schools Caught Manipulating Quotes To Push Christianity On Students





A public school district in Eastern Texas is under fire amid allegations it made up quotes by famous figures in order to promote Christianity to its students, posting them to the walls of the four schools in the district. The Mount Vernon Independent School District is accused of misattributing quotes to George Washington and Ronald Reagan among others and faces demands to remove the false statements from its walls.

 

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Biggest "Plunge Protection" Buy/Sell Imbalance For 2015 Halts Market Slide





Despite the ubiquitous pre-open ramp in stocks, it appears 'investors' want out in a hurry. With The Dow having fallen 150 points from its overnight highs - testing towards multi-month lows, Nanex points out that suddenly a bid arrived... the biggest buy imbalance of 2015 so far exploded into e-mini S&P futures and managed to save stocks from falling (for now). Plunge Protection Team? or dry powder dip-buyers manically trying to catch a falling knife on no news

 

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Suicide Bomber Kills 13 At Saudi Mosque





A suicide bomb attack inside a mosque in a local security forces headquarters in Abha city in south-west Saudi Arabia killed 13 people and wounded nine on Thursday, the Saudi state news agency reported, citing an interior ministry spokesman.

 

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Fitness Fad FUBAR: FitBit Flounders As Planet Fitness IPO Fails





Is the fitness fad fubar? It appears so. FitBit is getting hammered - down 10% overnight - and new IPO Planet Fitness is trading notably below its "no brainer" IPO price level...

 

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Tesla Tumbles Over Ten Percent, Tests Key Technical Level





Is faith in Musk fading? All the promises... all the hype hope? It appears so as TSLA tumbles over 10% - its biggest drop in 20 months - breaking below its 100-day moving average.

 

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"Murderous" Jade Helm Revenge Plot: Tattoo Parlor Owner, Friends Planned To Ambush Army





The three men shown left, who are not from Texas but in fact reside some 1,400 miles away from the “front lines” in North Carolina, allegedly "had a deadly plot to lure government forces into a trap," in retaliation for the Pentagon’s supposed plan to “use the armed forces to impose martial law in the United States."

 

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Janet, It Didn't Work - Personal Finances Confidence Collapses At Fastest Rate In 3 Years





All the hopes and dreams of bringing back the over-debted, over-consuming American Dream had rested upon The Fed's ability to 'stimulate' confidence via pumping equities higher to 'prove' everything is awesome. For a few years it seemed to work... until 2015. As Bloomberg's Consumer Comfort survey shows, the last 2 weeks have seen Americans views about their personal finances collapse at the fastest rate in 3 years - falling to 10 month lows (despite near-record high stock prices).

 

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Crude Carnage Continues As Goldman Warns "Storage Is Running Out"





WTI Crude is back below $45 again this morning - pressing towards 2015 and cycle lows -after Goldman Sachs' Jeffrey Currie warns 'lower for longer' is here to stay, with price risk "substantially skewed to the downside." His reasoning are manifold, as detailed below, but overarching is oversupply (Saudi Arabia has a challenge in Asia as it battles to maintain mkt share, the Russians are coming, andother OPEC members want a bigger slice) and, even more crucially, storage is running out. As Currie concludes, this time it is different. Financial metrics for the oil industry are far worse.

 

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Is This Country Latin America's Next "Argentina"





Today, following another spike in negative news, it appears that the credit markets have finally woken up, and a quick look at Brazil's CDS shows that following today's spike to 314bps, the country's implied default risk is back to levels last seen in April of 2009! We expect more credit market participants to notice the depressionary developments in brazil, and as the country's CDS continue to blow out, many will start asking themselves: is Brazil the next Argentina?

 

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"The Economy Probably Sucks If..."





What the data does suggest is while the BEA can change the methodology for calculating economic growth, a change in the "math" does not change the "reality."

 

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Explain This...





Initial jobless claims rose modestly this week but remain near 40 year lows as hoarding continues, and job cuts are at 4-year highs. So, we ask, just what is going on in this chart?

 
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