Archive - Aug 2015 - Story
August 24th
"They're Getting Away With Murder": Trump Blasts "Paper-Pushing Hedge Fund Guys" On Taxes
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/24/2015 16:11 -0500"The hedge fund guys didn't build this country. These are guys that shift paper around and they get lucky. They are energetic. They are very smart. But a lot of them - they are paper-pushers. They make a fortune. They pay no tax. It's ridiculous, ok?"
Peter Schiff Warns "The Fed Is Spooking The Markets, Not China"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/24/2015 15:35 -0500The correction may soon morph into a full-fledged bear market if the Fed makes good on its supposed intentions to raise interest rates this year. Have no illusions, while most market observers are quick to blame the sell-off on China, this market was given life by the Fed, and the Fed is the only force that will keep it alive. Unfortunately for the Fed, it won't be able to get away with doing nothing for too much longer. Events may soon force it to show its hand. Then perhaps some may notice that the Fed is holding absolutely nothing and has been bluffing the entire time.
A Message To US Investors From China (& Your Broker)
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/24/2015 14:55 -0500It's been quite a day for your average high net worth investor in US equities... so here are two messages from the most important people in the world - China and their broker...
The Volatility Of Volatility Has Never (Ever) Been Higher
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/24/2015 14:35 -0500As the cost of insuring equity market risk (VIX) spiked higher this morning (having been broken for minutes after the open), catching up to the cost of insuring credit market risk (CDX HY) which has been screaming dead canaries for weeks, a funny thing happened to the volatility of volatility. VVIX (the estimate of the uncertainty of the cost of insuring equity risk) exploded to a level never seen before - as various ETF/hedging strategies imploded - a level twice as high as during the Lehman crisis...
Forget Rate Hikes: Bridgewater Says QE4 Is Next; Warns World Is Approaching End Of Debt Supercycle
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/24/2015 14:18 -0500"That's where we find ourselves now—i.e., interest rates around the world are at or near 0%, spreads are relatively narrow (because asset prices have been pushed up) and debt levels are high. As a result, the ability of central banks to ease is limited, at a time when the risks are more on the downside than the upside and most people have a dangerous long bias. Said differently, the risks of the world being at or near the end of its long-term debt cycle are significant.... We Believe That the Next Big Fed Move Will Be to Ease (Via QE) Rather Than to Tighten"
Rolling A Wheelbarrow Of Dynamite Into A Crowd Of Fire Jugglers
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/24/2015 14:15 -0500By starving investors of safe return, activist Fed policy has promoted repeated valuation bubbles, and inevitable collapses, in risky assets. On the basis of valuation measures having the strongest correlation with actual subsequent market returns, we fully expect the S&P 500 to decline by 40-55% over the completion of the current market cycle. The only uncertainty has been the triggers.
Did The Bank Of England Just Admit Financial Markets Aren't "Real"?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/24/2015 13:36 -0500
Ron Insana: "I Only Manage A Virtual Portfolio Which I Took To Cash Last Thursday"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/24/2015 13:12 -0500Once upon a time, Ron Insana tried running a fund of funds. He failed. Then he tried working at SAC. That didn't work out either. Then, he decided to write scathing opeds in the Huffpo bashing "doomsayers." Four years later, the Fed is terrified to hike rates by 25 bps from zero while in the meantime all other central banks have joined the Fed in a global, liquidity-injecting tsunami, confirming the doomsayers were right all along. So what is ole Ron, who once upon a time used to work at CNBC up to these days? Why "managing a virtual portfolio" it would appear... which he "took to cash last Thursday."
Joe "Ridin' With" Biden Gears Up For White House Run
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/24/2015 13:11 -0500At a certain point, we suppose Joe Biden took a look at the state of the 2016 race for The White House and thought: "why not me?"
Why Water Is More Important To Iran's Future Than Oil
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/24/2015 12:47 -0500As Congress prepares to vote on the Iran nuclear deal, the focus remains on what separates the Islamic republic from the United States, which, depending on your worldview is either a lot, or everything. The truth is that similarities, though perhaps few in number, do exist. Similar though contrasting religious convictions, a penchant for exceptionalism, and pistachios aside, water management stands to be a defining issue for both nations – and, truthfully, the world – as we approach mid-century.
Deutsche Bank's 10 Reasons Why The Market Is Going Lower
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/24/2015 12:25 -0500Blink and you missed it. With stocks surging back to green and CNBC celebrating, one could be forgiven (were on a goldfish) for believing everything is truly awesome again. However, as Deutsche Bank details, there are ten good reasons why this is far from over...
Dow Up 1000 Points Off Opening Lows
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/24/2015 12:09 -0500Well that un-escalated quickly...
The "Fear And Greed" Index Is Almost At 0
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/24/2015 12:04 -0500If the Fed was hoping to get the retail investor back and buying in the market to allow the hedge funds, institutions and private clients who are all selling at unprecedented levels it may have to come up with a different strategy than today's flash crash rerun.
Forget The Dips, Sell The Rips
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/24/2015 11:51 -0500So now comes the era of gluts, shrinking profits and a drastic deflation of the giant financial bubble that the world’s central banks have so foolishly generated. And this time they will be powerless to stop the carnage. Yet the beleaguered central bankers will launch desperate verbal and market manipulation ploys to brake the current sell-off and thereby preserve the bloodied remnants of their handiwork. When in response the gamblers make their eighth run at buying a dip that is now rapidly turning into a crater, it will be an excellent time to sell anything in the casino that isn’t nailed down.
Mission Accomplished - Nasdaq Goes Positive For The Day
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/24/2015 11:29 -0500Thanks to the SEC's ignorance of seemingly illegal exchanges of information between Jim Cramer and Tim Cook - everything is awesome again...


