Archive - Sep 2, 2015 - Story
eVIXeration & Gartman Send Stocks Soaring "Back To Normal"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/02/2015 16:30 -0500Is It A Correction Or A Bear Market?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/02/2015 16:20 -0500There's a debate in professional circles as to whether the stock market is in a correction or a bear market. It makes a difference...
#WhiteLiesMatter
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/02/2015 15:55 -0500Lies, Damn Lies, and Political speech... It appears little white lies matter.. and so do blatant black ones...
With China's Markets Closed For 2 Days, The "National Team" Comes To America
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/02/2015 15:32 -0500
The Letter That Stock Exchanges Should Write To Investors
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/02/2015 15:30 -0500Dear Investors, The last few weeks have exposed that our equity markets are not as liquid as we have long claimed mainly due to market fragmentation and the lack of diverse liquidity pools...
This Hedge Fund Made 15% Yesterday As The Market Tumbled
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/02/2015 14:37 -0500"Artemis Vega Fund LP and associated institutional managed accounts gained approximately +15.49% gross of fees on September 1, 2015 on a day the S&P 500 index lost -2.96%. Please note this performance was for the day.... Our models currently register a 30% probability the VIX will re-test highs above 40 in the next 21 days."
"What If China Devalues To 8?" BofA Warns Of "Profound" Consequences For Commodities, Financial System
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/02/2015 14:10 -0500"Our Asia strategy team points out news reports that some Chinese government agencies are planning on the assumption of USD/CNY at 8.0 for the end of 2016. This would be a 20% devaluation back to 2006 levels. Considering the major impact of the 3% devaluation this August, the implications for EEMEA would be profound. Asset prices of commodity exporters would again suffer the most, as they have done since 10 August. Potentially even more damaging would be risk of financial contagion throughout the global banking system."
Oxygen & Markets - Why The Collapse Is Coming
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/02/2015 13:50 -0500Economies around the world are in shambles. All central banks and banking systems are overextended. So too are political entities. The geo-political situation is worse than any time since World War II. The nature of politics is to kick the can down the road. We are nearly out of road. The scam is likely at its end regardless of what is tried. The piper is coming for what he is owed.
The Beginning Of The End For Glencore, And How To Trade It
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/02/2015 13:14 -0500Update: even the rating agencies finally noticed - S&P: GLENCORE TO BBB/NEGATIVE FROM BBB/STABLE
Earlier today, Glencore stock plunged to a new all time low, after crashing nearly 20% in the past two days as investors with rose-colored glasses finally appreciate the dire reality facing the global miner. However, the best way to trade the beginning of the end for Glencore is not using stock at all.
Perfect Storm Of Worldwide PMI Slippage
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/02/2015 12:57 -0500Given “highly accommodative” policy almost everywhere, and so little gained; it isn’t a good sign particularly after eight incessant years of it and the lagged effects from the renewed “dollar” wave still to be withstood. Every year was supposed to be “the year”, but 2015 was a surefire lock according to orthodox versions. The real difference, unlike past years, is that everything is going wrong so far just as predicted by the “strong dollar.”
The Value Of "Experts"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/02/2015 12:31 -0500Then - "We will not have any more crashes in our time." – John Maynard Keynes (1927)
Now - "Ambarella, GoPro & FitBit are headed higher" - Jim Cramer (7/22)
Exposing The Lie Behind The "Strong Jobs Recovery" In One Chart
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/02/2015 12:12 -0500With all eyes glued to Friday's payrolls report, we thought it worth reiterating some 'facts' about US employment data. As ECRI notes, the sustained decline in the official jobless rate – now approaching the Fed’s estimate of “full employment” – is a misleading indicator of labor market slack. The data shows that the so-called jobs recovery has been spearheaded by cheap labor, with job gains going disproportionately to the least educated — and lowest-paid — workers. This is scarcely a good basis for resilient consumer spending driven by “solid” job growth that the consensus – including the Fed – is banking on.
And The Options Market Breaks (Again)
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/02/2015 12:00 -0500With Crude ramping, dragging stocks with it (as USDJPY is dead now) but not really gaining much ground, it was only a matter of time before the manipulators turned to their oldest-trick-in-the-book:
*NASDAQ, NYSE EXCHANGES DECLARE SELF-HELP AGAINST CBOE
VIX is gapping lower... Mission Accomplished
Give All Refugees A Free Ticket To Brussels
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/02/2015 11:35 -0500The Italian, Hungarian, Greek etc. governments should issue rail tickets from their countries to Brussels and tell the refugees that that’s where the European capital is, and to apply there for visas, asylum, and everything else. Let’s see how Brussels deals with 50,000 -100,000 people in its streets and parks, with more coming every day, while the whole world is watching live on a hundred new channels. Brussels lives by the adage of divide and rule. And that serves only the bureaucrats that inhabit the institution. Not the refugees, and not the people of Europe.
China Scrambles To Enforce Capital Controls (Which Is Great News For Bitcoin)
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/02/2015 11:11 -0500"China is imposing fresh controls to prevent too much money from leaving the country, in an effort to keep badly needed funds at home to battle a deepening slowdown in the world’s No. 2 economy." This is undsiputedly bad news for China, but Blythe Masters would be the first to admit, escalating Chinese capital controls would be just the thing bitcoin needs to surge, and surpass, it previous all time highs...



