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September 9th
Economy In Pictures: Is It Strong Enough?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/09/2015 15:29 -0500The question on everyone's mind is whether the economy is strong enough to withstand rate hikes by the Federal Reserve? In our opinion, the answer is no. The economy continues to ebb and flow between weak growth and no growth. This puts the Federal Reserve at risk of a policy mistake that could trip the economy into an outright recession. While there have certainly been positive bumps in the data, as pent-up demand is released back into the economy, the inability to sustain growth is most concerning.
How To Beat Every Hedge Fund in Just 2 Trades & 4 Hours A Day
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/09/2015 14:50 -0500Forget Risk-Parity... ignore volatility-targeting... Risk management is for losers, value-investing is for dummies, and chasing momentum is for suckers... The path to successful trading in the new normal is easy... and involves just 4 simple steps...
Humpday Humor: Fox News Anchor Sues For "Emotional Damage" Over Toy She 'Thinks' Looks Like Her
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/09/2015 14:30 -0500Stop. Take a deep breath…Okay, are you sitting down? What you are about to read is real — far too real.

Angry Mobs Torch Kurdish Offices, Shops As Turkey Descends Into Chaos
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/09/2015 14:19 -0500
Krugman Joins Goldman, Summers, World Bank, IMF, & China: Demands No Fed Rate Hike
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/09/2015 14:12 -0500- Bank of America
- Bank of America
- Bank of Japan
- Central Banks
- China
- Credit Conditions
- European Central Bank
- Federal Reserve
- goldman sachs
- Goldman Sachs
- International Monetary Fund
- Japan
- Krugman
- Larry Summers
- Monetary Policy
- Paul Krugman
- Real estate
- Saxo Bank
- Shadow Banking
- Swiss Franc
- Swiss National Bank
- Unemployment
- Volatility
- World Bank
The growing roar of 'the establishment' crying for help from The Fed should make investors nervous. While your friendly local asset-getherer and TV-talking-head will proclaim how a rate-hike is so positive for the economy and stocks, we wonder why it is that The IMF, The World Bank, Larry Summers (twice), Goldman Sachs, China (twice), and now no lessor nobel-winner than Paul Krugman has demanded that The Fed not hike rates for fear of - generally speaking - "panic and turmoil," however, as Krugman notes, “I think it would be a terrible mistake to move. But I’m not confident that they won’t make a mistake."
Why Did China Invite Blackrock's Larry Fink For Advice How To Manipulate Its Stock Market?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/09/2015 13:49 -0500While it is already common knowledge that China has thrown virtually everything at the market in order to halt the ongoing market crash, including arresting "malicious sellers", journalists, and suspicious hedge fund managers, blaming HFTs for daring to sell in addition to buy, and even making trading index futures practically impossible, perhaps the most interesting revelation showcasing China's desperation came from CNBC today which reported that the government recently invited none other than Mr. ETF himself, BlackRock CEO Larry Fink to "discuss the market situation there", or said otherwise: how to manipulate the market better.
Dow Dumps 300 Points From Morning Highs - US Equities Tumble Into Red
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/09/2015 13:37 -0500If only Apple had released an iCar...
Have We Reached Peak Apple?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/09/2015 13:20 -0500Technological change often comes faster than what the people in it’s thrall can predict. It wasn’t that long ago when you and everyone else you knew were probably using AOL Instant Messenger, around the same time that dude, you were getting a Dell. Then one day you weren’t. Blackberrys used to be so popular that “to bbm” someone made it into the dictionary, but then the devices all but disappeared. These inflection points are seldom based on the companies failing their customers, but rather because consumers simply moved on.
Why The Greeks Should Repudiate Their Government's Debt
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/09/2015 12:47 -0500It would be a welcome gesture for an incoming government to declare the actions of previous governments to be against the interests of the taxpayers and repudiate the national debt. This would not only relieve the taxpayers of a present burden but would also mean that any future government would find it hard to borrow from international creditors forcing them to bear the negative effects of their fiscal and monetary policies much earlier and with greater severity. Unfortunately Greece’s “anti-bailout” government’s decision to ignore a plebiscite opposing a new bailout deal and the German parliament’s recent approval of said deal (going against the will of the majority of Germans) proves that any concept of democratic legitimacy is not only logically flawed but will always be discredited in practice.
Fed Economist Unveils Cunning Plan To Boost US Economy: Issue Even More Debt
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/09/2015 12:21 -0500The Minneapolis Fed's Narayana Kocherlakota is at it again, suggesting that if Congress really cares about dragging the US economy out of the post-crisis doldrums, it will give the Fed more rope by issuing more debt.
Demand Surges Into 10 Year Treasury Auction As Shorts Squeezed Again
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/09/2015 12:12 -0500The short squeeze into 10Y auctions never fails.
Apple Slides After Unveiling iPad ProSurfaceNote, $99 iPencil, (Wi)iTV, iPhone 6S(ame), & $1100 Watch - Post Mortem
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/09/2015 11:55 -0500It's Over... so let's see what we have left... (Spoilier Alert: Mr. Cook is preparing a new email for Mr. Cramer)
"It Doesn't Matter Till It Matters"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/09/2015 11:40 -0500For the last 35 years, The Dow Industrials has found one technical level to be crucially important in knowing "when to bail on stocks." Currently that level is 15,334 - a closing break below spells significant downside... Of course, none of this matter, until it matters!
Europe's Banks – Insolvent Zombies
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/09/2015 10:57 -0500Bank profitability will remain under pressure for some time to come in light of the new capital regulations currently in the works. This will make it more difficult for banks to generate new capital internally, so they will have to tap the capital markets and dilute their shareholders further. It is no wonder that bank stocks remain way below the valuations they once commanded (we actually wouldn’t touch these stocks with a ten-foot pole). From a wider economic perspective, the new capital regulations are rendering banks moderately safer for depositors (as long as the markets don’t lose faith in government debt that is), but they also contribute to their ongoing “zombification”. Bank lending is going to remain subdued. This wouldn’t represent a big problem, if not for the fact that it is likely to provoke even more government activism.
The End Of The Fed's "Interest Rate Magic Show" Looms
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/09/2015 10:10 -0500Over the last five years, we have developed an unhealthy obsession with the Federal Reserve, in particular, and central banks, in general, and there is plenty of blame to go around. Investors have abdicated their responsibilities for assessing growth, cash flows and value, and taken to watching the Fed and wondering what it is going to do next, as if that were the primary driver of stock prices. The Fed has happily accepted the role of market puppet master, with Federal Bank governors seeking celebrity status, and piping up about inflation, the level of stock prices and interest rate policy. We don't know what will happen at the FOMC meeting, but we hope that it announces an end to it's "interest rate magic show."


