Archive - 2015 - Story
December 22nd
Something Just Snapped In China
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/22/2015 22:38 -0500While Sweden is over-flowing with excess cash on bank balance sheets, it appears that banks in Hong Kong are desperate to borrow Yuan (or scared to lend) as overnight HIBOR just exploded higher to 9.45% - a record for the interbank offered rate. The HKD and CNY/CNH FX markets remain relatively stable (with Yuan fixed marginally higher again for the 3rd day). The last time 1-week HIBOR rates spiked like this, US equity markets crashed on Black Monday.
9 Of The Top 10 U.S. Occupations Pay Miserly Wages
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/22/2015 22:38 -0500The 10 largest occupations include retail salespersons and cashiers, food preparation and serving workers, general office clerks, registered nurses, customer service representatives, and waiters and waitresses. That combined group of workers accounted for 21 percent of total U.S. employment in May 2014. Only one - registered nurse - makes more than the national average when it comes to all U.S. jobs.
Christmas 2015: Will Syria & Iraq Become Washington's Stalingrad?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/22/2015 22:35 -0500"I hope I'm wrong but I fear Washington is trying to provoke a war in the Middle East to cover the coming collapse of the Petrodollar system and the American economy when the dollar is no longer the world reserve currency. The war is necessary to blame the coming dollar and debt collapse on Russia and China rather where it belongs on Wall Street, the central banking cartel and Washington political establishment. Remember while a Washington provoked war or conflict is likely to start in the Shia Crescent; it could spread across the Middle East and into Europe."
How Would World Markets Respond To 4% Chinese GDP Growth? UBS Explains "The Dragon's Tail"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/22/2015 22:10 -0500"The most important channel through which the Dragon's Tail scenario can affect other markets is trade, although financial linkages and market contagion could also have a significant impact on some markets and asset prices."
Donald Trump Explains What "Schlonged" Really Means
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/22/2015 21:48 -0500Once again, #MSM is dishonest. "Schlonged" is not vulgar. When I said Hillary got "schlonged" that meant beaten badly.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 23, 2015
Economists Confirm Financial Aid Is Inflating Student Loan Bubble
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/22/2015 21:45 -0500A paper recently published by the National Bureau of Economic Research confirms that a large percentage of the increase in college tuition can be explained by increases in the amount of available financial aid: "Essentially, [financial aid] lead to higher college costs and more debt, and in the absence of higher labor market returns, more loan default inevitably occurs."
Beneath The Market's "Shallow" Surface, An Ugly Picture Emerges
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/22/2015 21:22 -0500Do you still believe in market Christmas miracles?
Foursquare Is Now Twosquare: Latest Tech Bubble Casualty Has Valuation Slashed By 60%
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/22/2015 21:18 -0500The latest semi-unicorn to drop like a fly was none other than Foursquare, a company which makes apps that do something that most other apps already do as well if not better. Actually make that Twosquare, or rather Oneandathirdsquare, because according to ReCode, the company is close to finalizing a funding round that will see the company's value plunge to $250 million, almost two-thirds less than the $650 million it was "valued" at two years ago.
Equity Markets Will Be Increasingly Accident Prone In 2016
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/22/2015 20:55 -0500Having anticipated 2015 as the starting point to a turn in volatility for the last two years, BofAML warns that from here on, based on the 'Economics of Volatility framework', they expect to see a rising trend in equity volatility levels, a trend that could last 1-2 years, transporting us from the low volatility regime of the last 3 years towards a sustained high volatility regime.
The World Economy Explained With Two Cows: New Normal Edition
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/22/2015 20:30 -0500'Keep It Simple Stupid' is the underlying narrative of the "two cows explain economics" meme... but, in light of the 'new normal' reality unleashed by ever-intervening central planners, some of the key political, economic, and corporate systems needed a re-work...
Orwell's Nightmare Is Here - China Just 'Gamified' Obedience To The State (And Soon It'll Be Mandatory)
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/22/2015 20:05 -0500As if further proof were needed Orwell’s dystopia is now upon us, China has now gamified obedience to the State. Going under the innocuous name of ‘Sesame Credit,’ China has created a score for how good a citizen you are,
Commerce Department Releases Consumer Spending Data Early - Worst YoY Growth Since May 2013
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/22/2015 19:43 -0500In yet another government SNAFU, the US commerce department has released spending data prematurely. Instead of tomorrow morning, its website released the data at 1923ET.. and it is not good. Despite a 0.3% rise in November, thanks to downward revisions, the YoY growth in Spending was just 2.9%. May 2013 was the last time YoY growth was weaker than this and corresponds with spending weakness seen in each of the last 3 recessions.
Chinese Executive Who Was Once Kidnapped By Angry Investors Disappears
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/22/2015 19:40 -0500Back in August, angry investors captured Shan Jiuliang, the head of Fanya Metals Exchange, in a daring predawn raid on a luxury hotel in Shanghai. The citizen's arrest came after Fanya stopped making payments on WMPs it issued. Now, it appears as though Shan has been captured again - only this time, it's not clear whether he'll be coming back.
Increasingly Durable Correlations
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/22/2015 19:15 -0500There are a few correlations that we find particularly compelling...

"Canadians Should Be Concerned" As Energy Sector Job Losses Spike To 100,000 This Year
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/22/2015 18:50 -0500It's grim up north... and getting grimmer. Amid soaring suicide rates, Canada's once-booming oil patch is rapidly accelerating its downward trajectory. "Canadians should be concerned in times like these," warned Tim McMillan, president and chief executive of the Canadian Association of Petroleum Producers, noting that the oil and gas sector will see 100,000 job losses by the end of this year. Apart from the protracted price declines, Alberta’s oil and gas sector has also had to contend with a 20 per cent hike in corporate taxes, increased provincial royalties, a carbon tax and new regulatory policies to limit rein in carbon emissions... and now a new competitot from US exports.


