Archive - Jan 11, 2016 - Story
"Fasten Your Seatbelts" - UBS Warns Of "Record Spikes In Volatility" If This Level Breaks
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/11/2016 23:40 -0500"We would be surprised that in this highly leveraged world, in combination with a structural decline in market liquidity, a 7-year cycle decline would just be mild. We think it’s actually just the other way around and in this context we see last year’s rise in volatility as just the start of a period with exceptionally high volatility where we wouldn’t be surprised to see record spikes in volatility over the next 12 to 17 months."
Massive Coverup Exposed In Sweden As Media, Cops Hid Migrant Sex Attacks
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/11/2016 23:15 -0500“I’m not going to answer that. No, no, no. I don’t want to talk to you”...
US Equities Tumble As PBOC "Stamps Out" Short Yuan Speculators With "Murderous" Liquidity Squeeze
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/11/2016 23:00 -0500A jump in the overnight cost for borrowing yuan in Hong Kong is "reflecting further PBOC efforts to stamp out speculation," according to Michael Every, head of financial markets research at Rabobank Group. Hong Kong-based Every told Bloomberg in an interview, following a massive spike in overnight borrowing rates for Offshore Yuan that "a 66% rate is murderous for others being swept up in this who are not speculating." PBOC advisor Han earlier warned that short selling the yuan "will not succeed," adding that "it is pure imagination that the Chinese yuan will act like a wild horse without any rein." But as Every notes, the unintended consequences could be a problem, "imagine you needed access to CNH for other purposes for a few days," concluding ominously that "in other EM crises we see that central banks usually win a round like this, but lose in the end."
The State Of The Nation: A Dictatorship Without Tears
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/11/2016 22:40 -0500The state of our nation under Obama has become more bureaucratic, more debt-ridden, more violent, more militarized, more fascist, more lawless, more invasive, more corrupt, more untrustworthy, more mired in war, and more unresponsive to the wishes and needs of the electorate. Most of all, the government, already diabolical and manipulative to the nth degree, has mastered the art of "do what I say and not what I do" hypocrisy.
In "Very Unusual" Move, Avenue Capital's Junk Bond Fund Stops Reporting Asset Levels
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/11/2016 22:15 -0500A month after we first noted the major redemptions at Avenue Capital Group's credit fund (note this is a different fund from Third Avenue), and just one trading day after CEO Marc Lasry strolled arrogantly on to CNBC and told the public that "I don't think it's a time to panic, I think it's actually a time where you've got opportunities out there," Morningstar reports the Avenue Credit Strategies Fund has failed to report asset levels since about mid-December.
Record Numbers Of Retired Americans Are Working Part-Time Jobs
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/11/2016 22:13 -0500Welcome to the recovery: a record number of Americans who are retired, or are collecting Social Security, worked part-time last month.
"Neo-Nazis" Attack German Muslim Businesses As Ghost Of 1939 Beckons
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/11/2016 21:50 -0500"We are the people" "Resistance!" and "Deport them!" chanted the sign and flag-toting LEGIDA crowd. "Refugees not welcome!" read one sign, showing a silhouette of three men armed with knives pursuing a woman, while another declared "Islam = terror".
"Unprecedented Demand" - US Mint Sells Nearly As Much Gold On First Day Of 2016 As All Of January 2015
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/11/2016 21:35 -0500According to the Mint, more than half of the week's allocation of silver sold on Monday, the first day of 2016 sales, a sign that demand entering 2016 is literally off the charts. Putting the silver demand in context, the 2.76 million ounces of silver bullion coins sold today is exactly half of the 5.53 million ounces that sold in all of January 2015. Gold too: first-day sales of American Eagle gold bullion coins was also unprecedented, with the 60,000 ounces sold equal to roughly 75% of the 81,000 that sold in the entire month of January 2015.
Chicago Schools In "Dramatic Trouble": "They're Looking At A Disaster," Illinois Governor Warns
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/11/2016 20:35 -0500“For them to say ‘hey you owe it to us, it’s Springfield’s fault, pick up our pension liability and let us kick the can in the rest of our pension liability, no, no, not happening.”
Rand Paul Rages "The Fed Is Crippling America"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/11/2016 19:55 -0500The Fed is, indeed, a political, oligarchic force, and a key part of what looks and functions like a banking cartel. During the 2007-08 financial crisis, the Fed’s true nature was clear to anyone paying attention. We can’t really know what we don’t know until we look. We owe it to the “swindled futurity” of the next generation to take a long, hard look through a full and independent audit of the Fed.
The Cost Of China's "Neutron Bomb" Exploding: $7.7 Trillion And Higher
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/11/2016 19:33 -0500... if analysts, like those at Autonomous are to be believed, China’s banks could require up to $7.7tn of new capital and funding over the next three years. State bailouts could send the government debt to GDP ratio spiralling from 22 per cent to 122 per cent. That kind of shock would be a challenge for any country, even one of China’s vast might.
Meet Manifa (And Other Giant Oil Projects) That Will Add To The Global Oil Glut
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/11/2016 19:10 -0500While the media attention was directed to the shale oil boom in the US, the Saudis created a giant offshore oil project called Manifa. With one single project Manifa added 1 million barrels a day to the world oil glut. Manifa will expand its capacity the coming year, adding a further 500 million barrels a day to world markets.
Why The Powerball Jackpot Is Nothing But Another Tax On America's Poor
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/11/2016 18:47 -0500American adults spent an average of $251 on lottery tickets. With a return of 53 cents on the dollar, this means the average person threw away $118 on unsuccessful lotto tickets – not a great investment. So why are we spending so much? Well, lotteries are a fun, cheap opportunity to daydream about the possibility of becoming an overnight millionaire (or in this case billionaire), but on the flip side people tend to overestimate the odds of winning. Lower-income demographics spend a much greater portion of their annual earnings on lottery tickets than do wealthier ones.
The (Uncensored) 2016 State Of The Union
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/11/2016 18:25 -0500While the President will do his best to put a positive spin on the current economic environment, and the success of his policies, when he gives his “State of the Union” address, it would be worth remembering whom he is actually addressing. It is also worth considering that much of this is likely the reason that Donald Trump is surging in Conservative polling. As with all things – it is the lens from which you view the world that defines what you see. For Wall Street, things could not be better. For Main Street, most everything could be better. The President has a lot of “convincing” to do if he expects to change voter’s attitudes between now and the 2016 Presidential election.
What Makes The World Go Around (In 2 Uncomfortably Truthful Charts)
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/11/2016 18:00 -0500It's not the economy (or fundamentals), stupid - It's The Fed!


