Archive - Story
January 15th
Allocations of $825 Billion Stimulus Package Disclosed
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/15/2009 23:31 -0500
A Bill introduced today by House Democrats, highlights the $825 billion stimulus plan that is supposed to lead America out of its current deplorable state.
Banc of America Moving Earnings Date to Coincide with Citi
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/15/2009 22:42 -0500The previously scheduled January 20 conference call is being pulled to January 16 Friday bright and early at 7am. Ken Lewis undoubtedly has many good news he cant wait to share. At least it is not at same time as Citi (8am), or one would think one is trying to hide behind the other... which is simply ludicrous
Death Watch Update: Smurfit Demise Rumors Exaggerated
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/15/2009 21:40 -0500According to debtwire, Smurfit Stone DID in fact make a payment on its 7,375% Notes. If you sold today, don't forget to reload tomorrow.
Breaking News: US Airways Plane Has Crash-Landed in Hudson River
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/15/2009 20:44 -0500
Apparently the plane is an Airbus 320 flying from LaGuardia to Charlotte, NC. The plane is semi-submerged in the Hudson River and is "slowly sinking". According to the US Airways website this is flight 1549. Media reports there were 148 passengers and 6 crew members onboard when the plane crash-landed into the river. The plane struck a flock of geese on take off. The crash occurred off of 50th street in Manhattan.
Death Watch Update: Fried Green Tomatoes Fried
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/15/2009 20:31 -0500
Death Watch candidate, greenhouse tomato producer and employer of illegal immigrants, Eurofresh Farms, does not disappoint.
Banc Of America Bail-Out #2
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/15/2009 19:45 -0500
CNBC reporting that Banc of America to receive more tax money to fund their phenomenally well-run operation. With purchases such as Angelo Mozillo's golden parachute and Merrill Lynch's empty cubicles this makes lots of sense. Looks like federal guarantee will be $100-$200 billion...
Step-By-Step Guide to Near-Term Budget Deficit Funding
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/15/2009 19:23 -0500Market Not Sure Why It Is Rallying But Doing So Anyway
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/15/2009 19:06 -0500S&P posting a 20 point rally in past hour. Talking heads speculating this is due to expections of more taxpayer money about to come and bail everyone out via TARP 2 any second. This obviously did miracles last time around.
Death List Update: Six Flags On Defibrilator Alert
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/15/2009 18:44 -0500
According to sources, the indenture trustee on Six Flags' 12.25% Notes due 2016 has confirmed that a $24.5 million interest payment on the notes was made. This buys the company a whopping two weeks before it has to make its February 1 coupon payment on its 8.875% Notes due February 2010.
GM - The Plane Has Crashed Into The Mountain
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/15/2009 18:23 -0500Conference call with slides in progress...
DETROIT, Jan. 15 /PRNewswire/ -- General Motors today provided an update on company restructuring efforts included in the viability plan submitted to the federal government last month, and announced more conservative industry volume planning assumptions to ensure the viability plan is successful even in the most challenging of markets.
Breaking News: Governator About to Hire Lazard to Find DIP
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/15/2009 18:20 -0500*SCHWARZENEGGER SAYS CALIFORNIA IS IN `STATE OF EMERGENCY'
Blackstone Doesn't Owe Break-Up Fee to ADS
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/15/2009 18:11 -0500Insider trading powerhouse Blackstone has been granted some relief over its scuttled $6.6 Billion acquisition of Alliance Data Systems, and Delaware Chancery Court Judge Leo Strine has ruled they are off the hook for the $170 million break up fee.
Lehman Carcass: Feeding Ground for 513 Lawyers
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/15/2009 17:59 -0500A notice sent out yesterday to all known and unknown lawyers involved in the "biggest bankruptcy of all time" can be found here.
Lehman Carcass: Feeding Ground for 513 Lawyers
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/15/2009 17:59 -0500A notice sent out yesterday to all known and unknown lawyers involved in the "biggest bankruptcy of all time" can be found here.
Breaking News: GM Cuts 2009 Sales Outlook as Economy Worsens
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/15/2009 17:45 -0500
Translation: taxpayers, give us your wallets. Allegedly, GM will present a new top end estimate (which recently was the absolutely worst case estimate) of 10.5 million, down from 12 million, at a Deutsche Bank conference later today.




