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January 20th

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Vik Bandit To Present In Public New Version of His Resume on January 27





Or, if not that, then something else. Citi has announced Vik will present at Citi's 2009 Financial Services Conference in NY on January 27 at 12.45pm... If anyone cares they can listen to webcast here: http://www.citigroup.com/citigroup/fin

 

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Intel CEO Tells Employees To Brace for Streamlining





INTEL MAY HAVE LOSS IN FIRST QUARTER, CEO TELLS EMPLOYEES

probably big news. market will be too busy selling stuff to care ah rekkun

 

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Paging Chris Cox - We Need To Eradicate All Short Sellers Again





We have not seen this level of unpatriotic shorting since last September...

What are our options? Keep in mind this critical decision has to be made in less than 15 minutes to pass senate muster.

a) Short selling ban part deux
b) Throw all hedge fund managers in the tower of London
c) Keep Obama inaugural address on constant loop on every major TV channel, especially the part about how we get better
d) Invade Canada
e) All of the above

 

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MGM Selling Mirage to Penn National Redux





Debtwire's secret spies reiterate the rumor we initially picked up almost two weeks ago.

 

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MGM Selling Mirage to Penn National Redux





Debtwire's secret spies reiterate the rumor we initially picked up almost two weeks ago.

 

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Market in Full Meltdown Mode; IBM Has Head in Sand





Financials all over the world received the Friend-O treatment today....repeatedly. XLF financial index hits all time low.

IBM which announced better than expected results after the close, says "confident about 2009", and gives 2009 EPS guidance of $9.20 above consensus $8.75... good luck with that guys.

 

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Market in Full Meltdown Mode; IBM Has Head in Sand





Financials all over the world received the Friend-O treatment today....repeatedly. XLF financial index hits all time low.

IBM which announced better than expected results after the close, says "confident about 2009", and gives 2009 EPS guidance of $9.20 above consensus $8.75... good luck with that guys.

 

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Standard 'N Poor in Full Downgrade Mode: Jefferies and Whirlpool Now





Whirlpool debt downgraded to BBB- from BBB, while Jefferies goes to BBB from BBB+. S'n'P now only 10 steps behind the back of the bus.

 

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Anton Valukas Named Examiner in Lehman Bankruptcy Case





Anton Valukas, a Jenner and Block lawyer who specializes in criminal law and business litigation, was appointed the role of examiner in Lehman's bankruptcy case.

 

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REITs Next To Receive Bail-Out Funding?





REITs are in trouble. Let me paraphrase that - REITs are in very big trouble. These companies whose very existence presumes significant equity value in their underlying investments are feeling a lot of pain these days with commercial mortgages on the verge of a default tsunami.

 

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REITs Next To Receive Bail-Out Funding?





REITs are in trouble. Let me paraphrase that - REITs are in very big trouble. These companies whose very existence presumes significant equity value in their underlying investments are feeling a lot of pain these days with commercial mortgages on the verge of a default tsunami.

 

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REITs Next To Receive Bail-Out Funding?





REITs are in trouble. Let me paraphrase that - REITs are in very big trouble. These companies whose very existence presumes significant equity value in their underlying investments are feeling a lot of pain these days with commercial mortgages on the verge of a default tsunami.

 

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Bloomberg Makes Bold Assumption S&P is Competent





Bloomberg's chart of the day (below), and the accompanying article is somewhat troubling. For what seems like the first time in mainstream media, someone acknowledges the truth: "The U.K. Government may lose its top AAA credit rating after taking a 70% stake in Royal Bank of Scotland, credit-default swaps show."

 

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We Have A New President - Obama Rally in Full Force





Oh wait, not yet... S&P down -27.45 pts (-3.23%). But lovely speech there... Click here for transcript

 
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