Archive
January 14th
So You Want To Be A Citadel Trader: Here Are The Requirements
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2016 12:43 -0500- Advanced training in Computer Science, Computer Engineering, or other related fields
- Extensive programming experience with strong object oriented design skills and fluency in C, C++, or Java
- Expertise with algorithms and data structures
- Demonstrated ability to communicate complex ideas in a clear, concise fashion
- Ability to thrive in a complex, fast-paced, and highly technical environment
Is Europe Choosing To Self-Destruct?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2016 12:32 -0500Europe has voluntarily begun the process of giving up its liberal and hard-fought-for freedoms. Free speech no longer exists, only -- straight out of totalitarian ideologies -- "responsible" free speech: "free" only if it does not "offend" anyone. The desire of many Europeans and other self-declared devotees of "human rights" to cover up, downplay or explain away what is happening in Europe, in fact represents the opposite of respect for others and equality before the law.
Norway's Black Gold Fields Are A Sea Of Red - A Real-Time Map Of Crude Carnage
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2016 12:16 -0500Norway is in trouble. As we have detailed previously (here, here, here, and here), the world's largest sovereign wealth fund has begun liquidating assets (after its largest quarterly loss) as the nation faces recessionary fears (key data deterioration as oil stays lower for longer) with expectations building (despite denials by the central bank) that ZIRP (or even NIRP) is coming. Why? Simple - as the following real-time map shows - every one of Norway's oil fields are currently underwater!
If This Was 2016's "Bullard Sticksave" Moment, This Is What Stocks Will Do Next
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2016 12:13 -0500Was today, the 2016 equivalent of Bullard's infamous October 2014 "QE4" market sticksave? We don't know, but we do know that there is an uncanny resemblance between the market's action before Bullard's October 2014 "QE4" comment... and the market over the past few weeks. But the real question is what happens next, and if October 2014 is any indication then we are in for a massive "rip your face off" rally.
The Asian Axis Of Junk Debt Evil
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2016 12:00 -0500The (anti)correlations between Chinese FX and US junk debt raises an intriguing question that is somewhat chicken and egg. While Chinese financial conditions were terrible to the point of near disaster, junk bonds were, on the whole, almost inconceivably placid at the same time. But now that Chinese factors regarding the likely Asian “dollar” state have gone on and gone so far, it appears as if the US junk bubble can no longer idly withstand it. Again, all indications here are for renewed selling and participation in the “run.” Does that mean the Asian “dollar” is driving the junk bubble?
GoPro is Poster Child for IPO Market Scams
Submitted by EconMatters on 01/14/2016 11:51 -0500There is a game that goes on in the market with IPOs, and I will lay it out here.
European Gun Sales Soar On Refugee Fears As "Racist Vikings" Prowl Finland's Streets
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2016 11:49 -0500
JPMorgan Just Did Something It Has Not Done In 6 Years
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2016 10:52 -0500When skimming through the company's loan loss reserve disclosure, we found that in Q4 JPM did something it hasn't done in 6 years: for the first time in 22 quarters, or since March 2010, JPM actually increased its loan loss provisions by $89 million, instead of reducing these.
Stock Buying-Panic Ensues As Fed's Bullard Says "Oil Has To Bottom Sometime"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2016 10:36 -0500Seriously?
Cheap Oil Hits Housing In North Dakota, Texas, & Others
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2016 10:32 -0500Most Americans will still welcome low prices at the pump. But in the oil boom towns of yesterday, the slowdown is very much being felt - "The jobs are leaving, and if an area gets depopulated, they can't take the houses with them and that's dangerous for the housing market."
Subprime Auto Canary: Deutsche Bank Probes Employees For "Exaggerating ABS Demand"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2016 10:10 -0500“Deutsche Bank AG officials are reviewing whether some employees exaggerated demand as they marketed new securities backed by risky auto loans, potentially suppressing yields for investors,” Bloomberg reports. "The bank has looked at communications between the employees and investors to determine whether such marketing practices were normal salesmanship or if they crossed a line, said the person, who asked not to be named because the matter is private.”
SLuMLoRD HaTHaWaY...
Submitted by williambanzai7 on 01/14/2016 10:01 -0500BANZAI7 FOOD, BEVERAGE AND CRONY DOUCHEBAG WARNING...
FANGs, Dow Enter Correction, Tesla Tumbles
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2016 09:53 -0500But they said "never sell" - FANTAsy stocks are in trouble with FANGs down 11.5% year-to-date and Tesla plunging over 17% since the holidays... the last pillar of US equity market strength has officially broken...
More Strategists Throw In The Towel: "Things Will Only Get Worse"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2016 09:28 -0500Having been abandoned by equity analysts, perhaps investors could find some solace in the Treasury analyst community. Alas no: as Bloomberg notes this morning, citing independent Treasury strategist Marty Mitchell, "our concern is that things will only get worse (effects of commodity super-cycle, bankruptcies, debt defaults, hedge fund redemption/failures, global economic slowdown, equity weakness, global debt deleveraging, etc, etc) before they get better."





