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January 28th
Fed Rate Kept at 0%; FOMC Full Statement; Vague On Treasury Purchases
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/28/2009 19:16 -0500Release Date: January 28, 2009
For immediate release
The Federal Open Market Committee decided today to keep its target range for the federal funds rate at 0 to 1/4 percent. The Committee continues to anticipate that economic conditions are likely to warrant exceptionally low levels of the federal funds rate for some time.
Private Equity Firms About To Get In Line For TARP Handouts
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/28/2009 18:45 -0500It The Boston Consulting Group and Nassim Taleb are right, and the latter has been right over the past 2 years where everyone else has been massively wrong, then private equity firms are about to get in line for government bail outs.
Ari Kiev On CNBC Right Now, Providing Profound Psych Insight For Free
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/28/2009 17:45 -0500
More about Wall Street's Deluded Distressed Investing Crowd
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/28/2009 16:57 -0500
Overpriced, rumormongerous tabloid Debtwire (just kidding, we love our competition) apparently had a little extra free time and did a survey in which it polled "100 hedge fund managers, prop desk traders and other asset managers" to forecast how they perceived distressed debt opportunities in 2009 (we were not aware there are 100 specimens of this endangered species left out in the wild...it might make sense to put them
More about Wall Street's Deluded Distressed Investing Crowd
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/28/2009 16:57 -0500
Overpriced, rumormongerous tabloid Debtwire (just kidding, we love our competition) apparently had a little extra free time and did a survey in which it polled "100 hedge fund managers, prop desk traders and other asset managers" to forecast how they perceived distressed debt opportunities in 2009 (we were not aware there are 100 specimens of this endangered species left out in the wild...it might make sense to put th
New York Times To Cease Providing Monthly Revenue Updates
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/28/2009 16:27 -0500
In a quest to "improve" transparency into its business, the New York Times will cease providing monthly sales updates beginning this month, and only give clarity on a quarterly basis said the CEO on a phone call this morning... Next quarter we assume this practice will be adjusted to providing any sorts of updates to once a decade.
New York Times To Cease Providing Monthly Revenue Updates
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/28/2009 16:27 -0500
In a quest to "improve" transparency into its business, the New York Times will cease providing monthly sales updates beginning this month, and only give clarity on a quarterly basis said the CEO on a phone call this morning... Next quarter we assume this practice will be adjusted to providing any sorts of updates to once a decade.
All Business Trips Cancelled for Merrill Brokers
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/28/2009 16:12 -0500
We wrote about what we think the implications for the private jetting industry would be after Falcon-gate, but did not expect this.
Jefferies Tries to Rebuild Its Restructuring Group
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/28/2009 15:25 -0500Jefferies, the self proclaimed "largest investment bank left out there" today announced that it has hired 2 managing directors to replace the massive defections in its restructuring group, which for all intents and purposes, picked up and left to join Moelis & Co.
New Issuance Fever Hits Market
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/28/2009 14:53 -0500The primary debt market has taken advantage of people throwing money into the TARP pit, with two high yield energy companies on deck to raise capital over the next few hours (or as long as there is an uptick to the market): Chesapeake, in the form of $500 million 6 year notes, and Inergy, raising $200 million 6 year notes, both to refinance existing debt. As mattress are overflowing with worthless pieces of paper, it is likely that both these issues will be quickly digested by the market...
No Tax Refund for Californians, Now Official
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/28/2009 14:28 -0500In what is likely the last step before officially declaring insolvency, California has halted the processing of state tax refunds. Per California State Controller John Chiang's office, "Unfortunately, we have asked the California Franchise Tax Board not to send over tax refund claims beginning today because we will not be able to process them and have them out the door by Feb.
Breaking News: IMF Estimates Toxic Asset Losses To Raise By $800 Billion to $2.2 Trillion
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/28/2009 14:00 -0500*IMF SAYS U.S. ECONOMY TO SHRINK 1.6%, EURO AREA DOWN 2% IN '09
*IMF RAISES ESTIMATE OF BANK LOSSES FROM $1.4 TRILLION IN OCT.
*IMF: GLOBAL GROWTH TO BE 0.5% IN '09 VS 2.2% PRIOR ESTIMATE
*IMF SEES LOSSES FROM TOXIC U.S. ASSETS TOTALING $2.2 TRILLION
Porsche About to Get Gestapo-Lite Treatment
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/28/2009 13:49 -0500
After costing most US hedge funds huge losses last year and Adolf Merkle his life, German prosecutors have finally opened an investigation into activities by "responsible people" at Porsche that have led to





