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January 20th

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Standard 'N Poor in Full Downgrade Mode: Jefferies and Whirlpool Now





Whirlpool debt downgraded to BBB- from BBB, while Jefferies goes to BBB from BBB+. S'n'P now only 10 steps behind the back of the bus.

 

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Anton Valukas Named Examiner in Lehman Bankruptcy Case





Anton Valukas, a Jenner and Block lawyer who specializes in criminal law and business litigation, was appointed the role of examiner in Lehman's bankruptcy case.

 

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REITs Next To Receive Bail-Out Funding?





REITs are in trouble. Let me paraphrase that - REITs are in very big trouble. These companies whose very existence presumes significant equity value in their underlying investments are feeling a lot of pain these days with commercial mortgages on the verge of a default tsunami.

 

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REITs Next To Receive Bail-Out Funding?





REITs are in trouble. Let me paraphrase that - REITs are in very big trouble. These companies whose very existence presumes significant equity value in their underlying investments are feeling a lot of pain these days with commercial mortgages on the verge of a default tsunami.

 

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REITs Next To Receive Bail-Out Funding?





REITs are in trouble. Let me paraphrase that - REITs are in very big trouble. These companies whose very existence presumes significant equity value in their underlying investments are feeling a lot of pain these days with commercial mortgages on the verge of a default tsunami.

 

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Bloomberg Makes Bold Assumption S&P is Competent





Bloomberg's chart of the day (below), and the accompanying article is somewhat troubling. For what seems like the first time in mainstream media, someone acknowledges the truth: "The U.K. Government may lose its top AAA credit rating after taking a 70% stake in Royal Bank of Scotland, credit-default swaps show."

 

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We Have A New President - Obama Rally in Full Force





Oh wait, not yet... S&P down -27.45 pts (-3.23%). But lovely speech there... Click here for transcript

 

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Presidential U-Haul in All It's Glory





For all your presidential hopefuls, this is how you move out of the White House. All class all the way. (meanwhile Oath of Office countdown ticker: 18:33)

 

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Presidential U-Haul in All It's Glory





For all your presidential hopefuls, this is how you move out of the White House. All class all the way. (meanwhile Oath of Office countdown ticker: 18:33)

 

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One Third of Middle Market LBOs To Set Up Appointment with Cryptkeeper





Jon Moulton, head of the cool sounding Alchemy Partners (I thought that was reserved for Paulson and Bernanke's upcoming hedge fund), has said that nearly one-third of mid-market buyouts could fall into receivership (UK equivalent of bankruptcy).

 

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One Third of Middle Market LBOs To Set Up Appointment with Cryptkeeper





Jon Moulton, head of the cool sounding Alchemy Partners (I thought that was reserved for Paulson and Bernanke's upcoming hedge fund), has said that nearly one-third of mid-market buyouts could fall into receivership (UK equivalent of bankruptcy).

 

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CNBC All Over 1998 Freeware MIDI Files





Every time I hear the CNBC jingle for the Obama Coverage (1:15:04 on the countdown ticker - exciting) i expect to see Louis XIV. Did they get this jingle from some decade old MIDI file? Did someone actually make money "composing" this?

 

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Greenwich Planning & Zoning Commission To Deal With 26-Toilet Issue Again





Olga Kogan, wife of Russian billionaire Valery Kogan, is again asking the Greenwich P&Z commission for permission to add a more reasonable, 21,000 sq. foot, 15-toilet anex to their existing 21,127 sq. foot house at 18 Simmons Lane. The commission initially threw up on the original plans of an expansion 27,000 sq. foot house with 26 toilets.

 

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Greenwich Planning & Zoning Commission To Deal With 26-Toilet Issue Again





Olga Kogan, wife of Russian billionaire Valery Kogan, is again asking the Greenwich P&Z commission for permission to add a more reasonable, 21,000 sq. foot, 15-toilet anex to their existing 21,127 sq. foot house at 18 Simmons Lane. The commission initially threw up on the original plans of an expansion 27,000 sq. foot house with 26 toilets.

 
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