Archive
January 19th
Sentinel Management Trader Was Paid With Lap Dances To "Bring Firm Down"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/19/2009 18:02 -0500In an update to the lawsuit filed by trustee Fred Grede against bankrupt cash management firm Sentinel Management Group, head trader Charles Mosley has been accused of accepting bribes including lap dances, expensive dinners and 2006 Orange Bowl tickets from Cohen & Co. and Keefe Bruyette & Woods (the original case description can be found here).
RBS Stock Down Over 60% in Europe Trading
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/19/2009 14:23 -0500Probably not that surprising after posting the "biggest ever loss reported by a U.K. company" of $41 billion. Biggest shareholder, the United Kingdom Government with 22.8 billion shares, can not be happy with an $8 billion + loss in 6 hours of trading. Paulson, with 142 million shares short, is very happy.
RBS Stock Down Over 60% in Europe Trading
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/19/2009 14:23 -0500Probably not that surprising after posting the "biggest ever loss reported by a U.K. company" of $41 billion. Biggest shareholder, the United Kingdom Government with 22.8 billion shares, can not be happy with an $8 billion + loss in 6 hours of trading. Paulson, with 142 million shares short, is very happy.
Gasparino-Kneale Boxing Match Extravaganza on Hold Over Becky News
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/19/2009 13:58 -0500
In a move that is sure to shatter Warren Buffett's heart, Becky Quick has recently gotten hitched... to none other than her boss it seems. Page 6 reports that the anchor of Squawk Box quietly married CNBC executive producer Matthew Quayle, who is apparently a big Christian, and a divorcee with two kids to boot.
Gasparino-Kneale Boxing Match Extravaganza on Hold Over Becky News
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/19/2009 13:58 -0500
In a move that is sure to shatter Warren Buffett's heart, Becky Quick has recently gotten hitched... to none other than her boss it seems. Page 6 reports that the anchor of Squawk Box quietly married CNBC executive producer Matthew Quayle, who is apparently a big Christian, and a divorcee with two kids to boot.
Death Watch: NYT About to Get George Romero Treatment
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/19/2009 04:37 -0500
I guess the expression "throwing good money after bad" hasn't quite made it to Tijuana yet. NYT reports that Carlos Slim is about to invest $250 million of 10 year 10% convertible preferred stock and that the New York Times board is meeting on Monday to formalize his investment.
Death Watch: NYT About to Get George Romero Treatment
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/19/2009 04:37 -0500
I guess the expression "throwing good money after bad" hasn't quite made it to Tijuana yet. NYT reports that Carlos Slim is about to invest $250 million of 10 year 10% convertible preferred stock and that the New York Times board is meeting on Monday to formalize his investment.
January 18th
Death Watch: Is Southwest (LUV) in Much More Trouble Than Perceived? Few More Words on Contango
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/18/2009 17:24 -0500
We like Southwest - cheap tickets, drunk passengers on the Vegas flights, hot passengers on others, sweet equity ticker... Yet something is fishy in the city of Dallas...
Wouldn't Be Fun Without Another Ponzi
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/18/2009 17:20 -0500James Ossie of Alpharetta, Georgia's CRE Capital is the latest Madoff wannabe. Yawn, just $25 million. Nothing to see here. The guy isn't even on the run. Allegedly the company was marketed as "distinctive, high-end private investment company offering a progressive and low-risk, high-yield opportunities (sic) to investors."
Blue Light Special: Hedge Fund Secondary Market Update
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/18/2009 14:49 -0500On January 18 hedgebay.com announced the following $10 million blocks for sale:
- SAC Multi Strategy
- Montpellier Resources
- ZLP Offshore
Additionally, an investor with some foresight is bailing out of $6.65 million in Millennium. Another major selling block recently has been a $20 million piece of Elliott International that a seller has been dangling for a while.
Risk-Free Profit Idea: Follow Up
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/18/2009 02:48 -0500As our contango idea from a few days ago has caught some media attention we wanted to make some elaborations. The premise for that post was to show that based on 10 minutes of google searching and some DIY supplies, one can exploit the contango. If one is industrious enough, one could probably circumvent or cover the transportation, insurance and labor costs and still be at a profit. For industrial-grade profits however, Stamford, CT may not be the best location.
Investment Idea That Gets You Points With the Ladies
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/18/2009 00:34 -0500The market is crashing, the S&P will hit 500 soon, Sotheby's stock is plummeting: is there any way to invest in artistic assets in this environment? Our recommendation - get on the prebuy list for Geoffrey Raymond.
Investment Idea That Gets You Points With the Ladies
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/18/2009 00:34 -0500The market is crashing, the S&P will hit 500 soon, Sotheby's stock is plummeting: is there any way to invest in artistic assets in this environment? Our recommendation - get on the prebuy list for Geoffrey Raymond.
January 17th
Saturday Afternoon Ponzi: Now in Idaho, And Totally Organic
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/17/2009 20:04 -0500WSJ reports ($$$ here) of another one. Seriously now, they have hedge funds in Idaho? I think we have reached our saturation point - one a day now, soon to be dozens: 34 of the 1,684 hedge funds reporting quarterly results have never had a down quarter (you listening SEC, you may want to do something here proactively).
$100 Trillion Note Unveiled in Zimbabwe
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/17/2009 19:43 -0500
It has been 4 days since we demonstrated Zimbabwe's recently issued $50 billion note...


