Archive
January 15th
Chris Whalen: Bankruptcy Inevitable "End Game" for Citi
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/15/2009 16:19 -0500In a Bloomberg TV telephonic interview, Christopher Whalen, managing director of Institutional Risk Analytics, discusses the possibility that Citi may file for bankruptcy, which according to him is "inevitable". Our advice to Vikram regardless of what he does - don't hire Lazard if you need a DIP.
Ezra Merkin's 6/7B Duplex at 740 Park About to Go For Sale
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/15/2009 15:08 -0500According to CNBC sources, NY AG Cuomo has issued a subpoena to Merkin to explain his relationship to Madoff, some charities, and encompasses Ezra's Ascot and Ariel funds.
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"At least 10 prosecutors are involved in the investigation"..... uh oh, they really are regrouping forces on this one
Moody's Lowers JPM to Aa3 from AA2
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/15/2009 15:05 -0500Buffett's cronies finally waking up
Despite Huge Cash Hoard, Potential DIP Lenders Say Throw To Lions
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/15/2009 14:45 -0500Death List Keeps Growing
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/15/2009 14:23 -0500We made some predictions yesterday about the bankruptcies to hit dockets today.... and they are starting to roll in:
January 14th
Breaking Expose: So... Where are Frank and Charlie?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2009 23:53 -0500With the public's attention having been exclusively focused on Bernie, his sons Marc and Andrew, and Bernie's "three-man accountant company" lead by David Friehling, a question that is intriguing more and more people is who/what/where are Frank DiPascali, the 51 year old CFO of Bernard L Madoff, and Charles Wiener, Bernie's 50 year old nephew, listed as Director of Administration, who were the only other tenants on floor 17 of 885 Third Avenue.
Breaking News: Steve Jobs to take Medical Leave Until End of June
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2009 21:36 -0500"Team, I am sure all of you saw my letter last week sharing something very personal with the Apple community. Unfortunately, the curiosity over my personal health continues to be a distraction not only for me and my family,but everyone else at Apple as well. In addition, during the past week I have learned that my health-related issues are more complex than I originally thought.
And The Hits Keep on Coming
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2009 21:27 -0500According to TrimTabs, record $148 Billion in Hedge Fund outflows in December.
Deleveraging may have a day or two to go.
Meredith Whitney: Sell Financials (You Were Expecting?)
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2009 21:23 -0500Diplomacy 101:
Maria Bartiromo: "Should people be shorting Citi at $4.53?"
Meredith Whitney: "I would diversify out of financials here."
There is a glimmer of hope: "I would be buyer of American Express.... at $15"
Vikram Memo to Employees
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2009 21:20 -0500January 14, 2009
From: Vikram Pandit
Dear Citi Colleagues,
I want to make sure you know that we’ve moved up our Q4 2008 earnings announcement to this coming Friday, January 16. Since we are ready to release 4th quarter earnings and talk about 2009 and the future, we saw no need to wait.
Breaking News: Bernie Taking Kia Sorrento Back Home
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2009 20:30 -0500District Judge Lawrence McKenna upheld the bail ruling... Guess the choppers on Lex and 64th will keep on bugging Madoff neighbor Matt Lauer indefinitely. We once again push forward the idea for converting the penthouse at 133 East 64th to a museum of Unmitigated Greed. $25 entrance fee... Start recouping those losses already!
Lehman Posts Bankruptcy Status Update
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2009 19:18 -0500BWICs are Bwack As Funds Resume Dismantling Themselves
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2009 18:53 -0500
In a first for 2009, a $200 million loan BWIC was distributed earlier this week, indicating the deleveraging of hedge funds' credit books is far from over.
Gannett to Fire Everyone for a Week
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2009 17:46 -0500In a memo to its employees, the struggling newspaper company announced that all workers, including CEO Craig Dubow, will take one week unpaid leave this quarter to help the publisher save money.





