Archive
January 21st
Hedge Fund Investors Miraculously Pull Out $152 Billion Despite Gates in Q4
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/21/2009 16:18 -0500
Bloomberg is reporting that last quarter investors withdrew $152 billion from hedge funds. While i have read about 10 different version of this number (anywhere from $100 to $300 billion) this is amazing considering that virtually every hedge funds has gated redemptions.
Hedge Fund Investors Miraculously Pull Out $152 Billion Despite Gates in Q4
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/21/2009 16:18 -0500
Bloomberg is reporting that last quarter investors withdrew $152 billion from hedge funds. While i have read about 10 different version of this number (anywhere from $100 to $300 billion) this is amazing considering that virtually every hedge funds has gated redemptions.
Apple Facing SEC Review Over Jobs Health Disclosures
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/21/2009 15:53 -0500Looks like Mary Schapiro is eager to do something on her first day in office. Instead of focusing on the $1 trillion asset bubble and the thousands of scammers and ponziers, she has decided to go thru Steve Jobs' dumpster and check for old syringes and pill bottles. Enough already - give the man some peace.
Perry Capital Was in Volkswagen Short Bandwagon; Now is in Corporate Credit Bandwagon
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/21/2009 15:10 -0500In his 2008 self evaluation letter, Richard Perry notes all the mistakes that the markets did last year in not agreeing with his assessment of what sound investments are. Notable among them is the short squeeze in Volkswagen shares, which the 1 Sutton Place resident attributes as the main cause to his -26.8% performance in 2008.
China GDP Number out Late Today
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/21/2009 14:53 -0500At 9PM Eastern, the Chinese will announce their Q4 annualized GDP YoY change number. The consensus is 6.8% according to Bloomberg. This is a drop from 9% as of the prior reading. As Paul Kedrosky observes, the likelihood for a (much) lower number should not be excluded... 0% China GDP growth was presented as one of the major fat tail events of 2009 which in the current market environment means it is an almost virtual certainty.
Irish Billionaire Next Victim of Financial Meltdown
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/21/2009 14:44 -0500
The man who had lent Bill Clinton his chopper, was found dead on Monday in an apparent suicide. Patrick Rocca, 41, died from a single gunshot to his head in his home in Holmeleigh, an exclusive residential enclave on the edge of Dublin's Castleknock Golf and Country Club.
Irish Billionaire Next Victim of Financial Meltdown
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/21/2009 14:44 -0500
The man who had lent Bill Clinton his chopper, was found dead on Monday in an apparent suicide. Patrick Rocca, 41, died from a single gunshot to his head in his home in Holmeleigh, an exclusive residential enclave on the edge of Dublin's Castleknock Golf and Country Club.
Media Popularity Rater Nielsen Coming to a Vicious HY Market with Bond Offering
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/21/2009 14:36 -0500The expectation is that Nielsen Co. (Caa1/CCC+) will be coming to market momentarily to take advantage of "demand" for junk debt. Apparently the issue will be $300 million maturing in 5 years. We say the OID will be 25 points and we also take the under.
GM Beginning To Share Erin Burnett's Outlook on Life
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/21/2009 14:25 -05009:21 *GM SAYS JANUARY U.S. SALES RATE MAY BE BELOW 10 MILLION
So you are saying 10.5 million was optimistic huh
January 21 Early Headlines
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/21/2009 14:10 -0500- Citigroup and Bank of America "surge more than 4 percent" (Bloomberg)
- Foreigners buying up newspapers: first Slim-NYT, now Lebedev-Evening Standard (Moscow Times)
- Fiat catches Chrysler virus, drops to 24-year low (Bloomberg)
- American Airlines posts $69 million loss (
January 21 Early Headlines
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/21/2009 14:10 -0500- Citigroup and Bank of America "surge more than 4 percent" (Bloomberg)
- Foreigners buying up newspapers: first Slim-NYT, now Lebedev-Evening Standard (Moscow Times)
- Fiat catches Chrysler virus, drops to 24-year low (Bloomberg)
- American Airlines posts $69 million loss (
Hedge Fund Secondary Market Update
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/21/2009 04:01 -0500Today's vomitfest in the markets apparently was greeted by holders of HF LP interests with a sense of utmost urgency/capitulation. In a nutshell - not a single bid, and over $150 million in ask interest just on Feb. 21. Among the more notable parties on the selling block:
SAC Multi Strat - $15 mm
Eton Park - $7 mm
Atticus - $20 mm
Pershing Square - $20 mm
Conatus - $20 mm
Wexford (Spectrum and Catalyst) - $30 mm
If anyone has color as to where these clear we would be very interested.
Breaking News: SEC's Cox Has Pulled Out; Mary "Kappa Beta Phi" Schapiro Stepping In
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/21/2009 02:01 -0500Chris Cox has said enough and resigned today at noon. After single-handedly destroying the primary U.S. regulator Cox took the back door. His replacement is Kappa Beta Phi sister Mary Schapiro who ran FINRA - the second most ineffectual regulator in the U.S.
Well, Mary, after Cox's stellar performance, it should not be tough to improve on expectations that are really low, kinda like Obama and all.
General Motors Blames Worsening Global Economy for Not Knowing How to Work Excel
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/21/2009 01:50 -0500
These headlines just hit. Let me paraphrase: "We are f@*&#d. Send guns, ammo and lawyers." Oh, and GM needs to take down breakeven level for future. Hey Bob Lutz, good work reading our suggestions. Curious just how many times the new "conservative" plan will have to be reworked.
General Motors Blames Worsening Global Economy for Not Knowing How to Work Excel
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/21/2009 01:50 -0500
These headlines just hit. Let me paraphrase: "We are f@*&#d. Send guns, ammo and lawyers." Oh, and GM needs to take down breakeven level for future. Hey Bob Lutz, good work reading our suggestions. Curious just how many times the new "conservative" plan will have to be reworked.


