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January 15th

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Ezra Merkin's 6/7B Duplex at 740 Park About to Go For Sale





According to CNBC sources, NY AG Cuomo has issued a subpoena to Merkin to explain his relationship to Madoff, some charities, and encompasses Ezra's Ascot and Ariel funds.

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"At least 10 prosecutors are involved in the investigation"..... uh oh, they really are regrouping forces on this one

 

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Moody's Lowers JPM to Aa3 from AA2





Buffett's cronies finally waking up

 

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Despite Huge Cash Hoard, Potential DIP Lenders Say Throw To Lions





According the the Globe and Mail, the main reason Nortel decided to file for bankruptcy was Lazard's pathetic inability to raise even a dollar of Debtor In Possession financing....

 

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Death List Keeps Growing





We made some predictions yesterday about the bankruptcies to hit dockets today.... and they are starting to roll in:

 

January 14th

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Breaking Expose: So... Where are Frank and Charlie?





With the public's attention having been exclusively focused on Bernie, his sons Marc and Andrew, and Bernie's "three-man accountant company" lead by David Friehling, a question that is intriguing more and more people is who/what/where are Frank DiPascali, the 51 year old CFO of Bernard L Madoff, and Charles Wiener, Bernie's 50 year old nephew, listed as Director of Administration, who were the only other tenants on floor 17 of 885 Third Avenue.

 

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Breaking News: Steve Jobs to take Medical Leave Until End of June





"Team, I am sure all of you saw my letter last week sharing something very personal with the Apple community. Unfortunately, the curiosity over my personal health continues to be a distraction not only for me and my family,but everyone else at Apple as well. In addition, during the past week I have learned that my health-related issues are more complex than I originally thought.

 

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And The Hits Keep on Coming





According to TrimTabs, record $148 Billion in Hedge Fund outflows in December.

Deleveraging may have a day or two to go.

 

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Meredith Whitney: Sell Financials (You Were Expecting?)





Diplomacy 101:

Maria Bartiromo: "Should people be shorting Citi at $4.53?"
Meredith Whitney: "I would diversify out of financials here."

There is a glimmer of hope: "I would be buyer of American Express.... at $15"

 

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Vikram Memo to Employees





January 14, 2009

From: Vikram Pandit

Dear Citi Colleagues,

I want to make sure you know that we’ve moved up our Q4 2008 earnings announcement to this coming Friday, January 16. Since we are ready to release 4th quarter earnings and talk about 2009 and the future, we saw no need to wait.

 

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Breaking News: Bernie Taking Kia Sorrento Back Home





District Judge Lawrence McKenna upheld the bail ruling... Guess the choppers on Lex and 64th will keep on bugging Madoff neighbor Matt Lauer indefinitely. We once again push forward the idea for converting the penthouse at 133 East 64th to a museum of Unmitigated Greed. $25 entrance fee... Start recouping those losses already!

 

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Lehman Posts Bankruptcy Status Update





Once the 4th largest investment bank in the U.S., and the house that Dick Fuld built, Lehman Brothers' today posted an update of its reorganization status in an 8K with the SEC. In a very interesting analysis by Alvarez & Marsal, several things become obvious.

 

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BWICs are Bwack As Funds Resume Dismantling Themselves





In a first for 2009, a $200 million loan BWIC was distributed earlier this week, indicating the deleveraging of hedge funds' credit books is far from over.

 

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Gannett to Fire Everyone for a Week





In a memo to its employees, the struggling newspaper company announced that all workers, including CEO Craig Dubow, will take one week unpaid leave this quarter to help the publisher save money.

 

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740 Park Resident Angry That Other Members of Firm Also Greedy





Message from Steve Schwarzman

Issued: January 13, 2009

I am both saddened and outraged to have to tell you that the SEC has brought a civil complaint today against Ramesh Chakrapani in our Corporate Advisory Services Group, charging him with passing on inside information three years ago about a pending transaction on which he worked as a 30 year old vice president.

 

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Ponzasaur About to be Carted Off...





...in a Kia Sorrento???? oh the indignity... in what will probably be his last trip in a non Department of Corrections vehicle, Bernie will have to indulge in all the comfort of this Korean creem of the crop...

On the other hand it could have been this.

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