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January 13th
Nortel Upping The Suspense To Fever Pitch
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/13/2009 21:11 -0500
Our readers at Reuters picked up today where we left off yesterday, and apparently had more luck in getting through to someone at the company than just the switchboard...However, not much information was gleaned: "It is our policy to not co
Nortel Upping The Suspense To Fever Pitch
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/13/2009 21:11 -0500
Our readers at Reuters picked up today where we left off yesterday, and apparently had more luck in getting through to someone at the company than just the switchboard...However, not much information was gleaned: "It is our policy to not
HeidelbergCement Trying to Avoid The Cement Shoes
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/13/2009 20:30 -0500
HeidelbergCement, the world leader in aggregate production which over the past year has lost over 60% of its equity value, and one of the main holdings of recently deceased Adolf Merckle who got caught shorting Volkswagen (for a brief period of time the wo
HeidelbergCement Trying to Avoid The Cement Shoes
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/13/2009 20:30 -0500
HeidelbergCement, the world leader in aggregate production which over the past year has lost over 60% of its equity value, and one of the main holdings of recently deceased Adolf Merckle who got caught shorting Volkswagen (for a brief period of time the w
Breaking News: WSJ Reports Citi on Way to Dismantle Itself
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/13/2009 20:01 -0500Zimbabwe Raised to AAA+ by S&P, Geithner Celebrates Thru Innocent Mistakes
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/13/2009 19:30 -0500
To celebrate their new credit rating, insane dictator Robert Mugabe releases new 50 billion note, which is roughly equal to one US dollar.
Zimbabwe Raised to AAA+ by S&P, Geithner Celebrates Thru Innocent Mistakes
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/13/2009 19:30 -0500
To celebrate their new credit rating, insane dictator Robert Mugabe releases new 50 billion note, which is roughly equal to one US dollar.
4 out of 5 Vultures Agree Excrement About to Go Nuclear
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/13/2009 19:06 -0500
As much as I hate to break it to Larry Kudlow and his unending "Ted-Spread is Down" monolog, the outlook for 2009 as per some people who actually know the business, although granted are heavily axed on the apocalypse bidside, is so bad, we should all just be buying rahmen noodles, crank radios, a
Hey S&P, Not Too Late To Hit Recall
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/13/2009 19:00 -0500*U.S. DEC. BUDGET DEFICIT AT $83.6 BILLION ON HIGHER SPENDING
*U.S. BUDGET GAP IN FISCAL 1ST-QTR SOARS TO RECORD $485.2 BLN
*U.S. DECEMBER BUDGET GAP IN LINE WITH FORECAST FOR $83 BLN
*U.S. DECEMBER SPENDING RISES 41% TO $321 BLN, TREASURY SAYS
*U.S. DECEMBER REVENUE FALLS 14% TO $238 BLN, TREASURY SAYS
*U.S. DEC. DEFICIT COMPARES WITH $48.3 BLN SURPLUS YEAR EARLIER
Or maybe this merits an upgrade in S&P's view?
Former NYT Editor To Control Car Industry
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/13/2009 18:06 -0500
In an article today, Bloomberg picks up on a theme that we commented on yesterday regarding Steve Rattner's imminent appointment to the throne of all things auto.
Former NYT Editor To Control Car Industry
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/13/2009 18:06 -0500
In an article today, Bloomberg picks up on a theme that we commented on yesterday regarding Steve Rattner's imminent appointment to the throne of all things auto.
U.S. Renaissance Late, Ted-Spread Blamed
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/13/2009 16:25 -0500Is anyone else tired of hearing Larry Kudlow's claims that the "Ted Spread is down" (which we assume is the new way of saying a spread is tighter, or alternatively the CNBC grammer nazis could be on strike, as evidenced by such pearls from Trish Regan as "Retail consumer spending changing for the good") will be the reason for the next American golden age?
U.S. Renaissance Late, Ted-Spread Blamed
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/13/2009 16:25 -0500Is anyone else tired of hearing Larry Kudlow's claims that the "Ted Spread is down" (which we assume is the new way of saying a spread is tighter, or alternatively the CNBC grammer nazis could be on strike, as evidenced by such pearls from Trish Regan as "Retail consumer spending changing for the good") will be the reason for the next American golden age?
U.S. Not Spain, S&P Claims
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/13/2009 15:52 -0500
Just as our opinion of S&P was notched up to deplorable from abysmal, they go ahead and pull this wool over our eyes:
U.S. Not Spain, S&P Claims
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/13/2009 15:52 -0500
Just as our opinion of S&P was notched up to deplorable from abysmal, they go ahead and pull this wool over our eyes:



