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January 10th

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A Good Start...





...Is 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean...

 

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Friday Night Rumor: MGM Selling Mirage to Penn Natl





After losing his shirt, bifocals, and the backup tire of his Jeep Cherokee by assuming that Ford and GM are actually competitive in the global car market, Kirk Kerkorian is allegedly selling one of his prize jewels on the LV strip: the MGM Mirage.

 

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Citi Lives the Telecom Dream as Nortel is About to Wake





It is good to see that even as the good men leaving the yellow van carrying a straight jacket (specifically outfitted with a bro/manzier for obvious purposes) are climbing up the arduous 59 stor

 

January 9th

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...But Can Lose Even More Weight By Walking There





Is Business Week merely slapping the faces of all those investors who in recent weeks bought a slew of follow-on stock issued by airline companies (probably the only companies raising capital in the past few months as $35 barrel/oi

 

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Bulumics Can Not Save Fake Sugar from Chapter 11





If only sugar free meant debt free... In sweet vindication for fat people everywhere, Merisant today filed for bankruptcy. The maker of Equal and Canderel fake sugar sought Chapter 11 protection. The Pegasus Capital portfolio company (hm...
 

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Wall Street's diarrhea shi(f)ting to Park Street er... Avenue





One can follow the daily creation and destruction of wealth simply by looking at the constantly shifting landscape in New York. Could Ezra Merkin's recent fall from grace, from the top of GMAC, and potentially from duplex 6/7B spell some days of uncertainty in this otherwise inperturbable bastion of high money, 740 Park.
 

November 25th, 2002

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Test Story





Test body.

 
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