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Dennis Kneale Show Cancelled

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And this occurs even after he so correctly called the end of the recession... Life is so unfair. Yet it must go on. Our candidate for the new 8 pm spot: Amanda Drury, doing an overdub of the Porn Special. Over and over.

one more word to be added to the list: "gone"

 

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Fri, 09/18/2009 - 18:54 | 74002 rahbii
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Rahm wanted it

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 19:02 | 74012 Anonymous
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Meep meep. Now I have more time to cruise for Collies.

-DK

Wait, this isn't Dealbreaker?

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 19:22 | 74037 Anonymous
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Just goes to show you even if you sell out and sell your soul, they will still throw you on the trash heap were you belong, sorry Dennis you did it all for naught!

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 19:58 | 74070 Anonymous
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That picture of the Google search is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. Great idea. Thanks for the good news.

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 20:06 | 74077 rhinotrader
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Was there ever a less talented individual with there own show? I should be fucking on Today show!!

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 21:41 | 74150 bchbum
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What I want to know is...  Who the fuck follows Dennis Kneale's every thought on twitter???

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 22:06 | 74165 Anonymous
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He can move to Hawaii and receive 59 weeks of unemployment.

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 22:07 | 74166 Anonymous
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However stupid his schtick, even though he lacks real talent and sucks up brownie points, the guy is entitled to earn a living and feed his family

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 23:03 | 74202 Anonymous
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Fast Money is the only CNBC evening show worth watching. (Yeah, everything on CNBC sucks, ok.) But for those who can't follow the market news during the day, you get a decent overview of macro stuff and company-specific events.

Is it so hard to put on an evening finance show that simply gives a daily recap? Well, FM's the closest thing. (Christ, the daily economic news releases are buried on the internet sites and on TV by the time the session's ended.) Wait, there's that PBS show; I forgot about it. Why not move that to CNBC? Too much information and not enough mantra I suppose.

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 23:54 | 74223 chindit13
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Once the traveling carnival crowd gets word that a talent like Dennis Kneale is on the loose, he'll be snapped up like a used needle in a Marseille souk.  Man's worth his weight in corn dogs.  Kneale and the Bearded Lady under one tent?  Ka-ching!

Disclosure:  Long PT Barnum.

Sat, 09/19/2009 - 00:44 | 74238 Anonymous
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Digital Dickweeda 1

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Send him a tee-shirt as a consolation prize.

Sat, 09/19/2009 - 01:41 | 74257 Anonymous
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He could sell add space on his forehead.

Sat, 09/19/2009 - 01:47 | 74259 chindit13
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Dennis, just saw this on Monster.com: 

"Looking to replace antiquated box TV's with new fresh face.  Wide 21st Century media exposure.  Free dental.  Contact Wall Street Pro."

Better move fast before Johnny Roseboro gets the slot.

Sat, 09/19/2009 - 05:37 | 74299 Anonymous
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Anonymous @ #73754: haha! Yea, he's not just the Manager, now he's a Client, too!

Sat, 09/19/2009 - 06:50 | 74315 Chumly
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The 350 lb woman in a thong bikini has sung!

Sat, 09/19/2009 - 07:18 | 74318 Bruce Krasting
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I am surprised they dumped him. He was the 'go to' good news spin guy. I hated him and hope to never see him again on tv.

 

Sat, 09/19/2009 - 09:06 | 74341 Cindy_Dies_In_T...
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I guess his "if you don't buy you are unpatriotic" rant jumped the shark. I hope he gets a job cleaning shit at a zoo.

Sat, 09/19/2009 - 13:13 | 74391 Fish Gone Bad
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I only watch CNBC when I am on vacation.  I thought Dennis was the interior decorator.  He is/was such a retard.  Perhaps he can get a job doing obnoxious infomercials now that Billy Mays is gone.

 

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Sat, 09/19/2009 - 15:00 | 74420 Anonymous
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the recession will be over when Cramer's show is cancelled

Sat, 09/19/2009 - 18:35 | 74506 Anonymous
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Thanks CNBC...now you just need to fire Smug Master Jedi, Larry Kudlow and the purging will be complete.

Sun, 09/20/2009 - 01:50 | 74748 Anonymous
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Thank God! I vote for playing Marijuana Inc over & over & over in his spot.

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