Empire Manufacturing Beats Expectations As Prices Paid Surge To Two And A Half Year High, Advance Retail Sales Of 0.3%, Below Expectations Of 0.5%

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Tue, 02/15/2011 - 09:34 | 963072 slow_roast
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Levitation bitchez!

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 09:52 | 963120 Judge Judy Scheinlok
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(99% of you will answer: The Bernank)

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 10:05 | 963182 jus_lite_reading
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This makes me wonder how last week's "CONsumer CONfidence" numbers were so high. LMAO!

Green shoots abound. We'll need to hire a few million "illegal landscapers" to cut 'em down just to see all the great news!


Tue, 02/15/2011 - 12:36 | 963723 Panafrican Funk...
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"There is a huge amount of pent-up demand waiting to be unleashed," Hoffman said. "The only missing ingredient for a sustained consumer rally is job creation."

Just... yeah.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 09:35 | 963075 The Axe
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Not only that...revisions on retail sales were BAD....ex auto and gas...retail sales fell off a cliff...

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 09:48 | 963108 jus_lite_reading
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That "wealth effect" is really working!... or not. Let it snow let it snow let it snow!

Retail sales were abysmal. Enough said.


Tue, 02/15/2011 - 09:35 | 963077 morph
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Check the retail sales revisions too. Expectations were missed even after large revisions.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 09:36 | 963078 The Axe
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Must be fucking snow...lol

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 09:40 | 963095 sodbuster
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Yep it was the snow.... and the cold- don't forget the cold!!

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 09:49 | 963111 cossack55
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Snow is cold? WTF. What about global warming?  I want warm snow.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 09:52 | 963128 sodbuster
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There's cold, 20 degrees.....and then there's COLD.....-20 degrees. 


Tue, 02/15/2011 - 09:38 | 963086 HelluvaEngineer
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Will someone please fix the futures?  They're red. Ok thx.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 09:39 | 963090 papaswamp
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Can just start to hear....the squeal of the tires as the brakes are slammed on and the economic vehicle begins to slide towards.....(tune in next month) 

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 09:49 | 963113 HelluvaEngineer
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Our efficient markets are pricing this stuff in at least 6 months in advance.  I'm sure of it.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 09:56 | 963148 papaswamp
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More QE and the skid will go on for a long time....just have no idea whether it will be hitting a brick wall or going off a cliff.....but I'm sure you are correct!! 

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 10:09 | 963189 Rodent Freikorps
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Either way, it is the sudden stop that kills you. I hope it is the cliff. The view will be better.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 09:39 | 963091 jobs1234
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This will probably be spun as great data and up we go. BTFD

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 09:40 | 963096 Oh regional Indian
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Hollow growth must continue.

Eureka moment. The only thing known that exhibits hollow growth is a baloon or a bubble.

Or similar.



Tue, 02/15/2011 - 09:50 | 963118 cossack55
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You forgot blondes.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 09:58 | 963157 Judge Judy Scheinlok
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Tue, 02/15/2011 - 11:09 | 963413 Overflow-admin
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Could you please turn off caps-lock? It's F*****G ANNOYING!

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 09:53 | 963129 jus_lite_reading
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ORI-- Hollow growth is a great term to descibe this giant cesspool of deception and lies. UK inflation comes in at 3.7% in a single month on the back of 10% rise in food price in the same month! DING DING DING! [in an old street English accent] 

"Lot's a chaulk-lit fer me to eat, lot's a coal making' lot's a eat. Warm face, warm hands, warm feet. Oh woodn't it be a loverly?"

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 09:46 | 963106 overmedicatedun...
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nothing to see here..retail sales always drop after holidays. that price increase thingy is unexpected tho.

Harry tells me he is adding inventory waiting for the 2nd qtr buying spree per this report.

for myself I see a "silent spring" of higher debt, inflation and lower UE as 99ers commit suicide after getting dropped off the dole and thus reduce the workforce.

geen shoots this spring for sure Harry.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 09:51 | 963126 topcallingtroll
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That suicide post appears to be a fake based on investigations by various posters.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 09:56 | 963145 HelluvaEngineer
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Oh, did the federal bureau of blog investigations issue a statement on that?

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 10:53 | 963345 ElvisDog
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I knew that post was fake when he wrote that he wasn't allowed to visit his dying partner in the hospital because he was gay. Really. Hospitals ask you if you're straight or not before permitting you access to a patient? I think not.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 09:55 | 963140 jus_lite_reading
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Thank goodness for Dr. Deficit the 99'ers will be dropping like flies come next month... we wouldn't want those peasants causing any trouble now, ya hear?

<sarc off>

Houston, we have a problem.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 09:47 | 963107 Racer
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Ah but this is the new age of SouthSeaTulips.com where margins and earnings don't matter

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 10:37 | 963265 Rogerwilco
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Good choice for a domain handle. MississippiSouthSeaTulips.com is too hard to spell.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 09:51 | 963121 Racer
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What a load of manipulated twaddle

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 09:59 | 963159 papaswamp
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"manipulated twaddle"...there is an under utilized phrase. I like it!

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 10:12 | 963194 Rodent Freikorps
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Seems like a bit of dog's breakfast to me. Eh, what?


Tue, 02/15/2011 - 09:54 | 963135 Misean
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If you just ignore the bad data, the ebubblemy looks pretty healthy.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 09:54 | 963138 AN0NYM0US
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ElErian and Shilling coming up on Bloomberg Radio - between 9am and 10am est

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 09:54 | 963139 kornholio
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i hope the dow drops 1 or 2 points so i can BTFD

dips gettin more shallow, this bitch is ready to zoom to 36,000....

the old alcoholic art cashin said the market is "resting" what a fucking load of horse shit, he should go to the fucking nursing home with his case of cheap gin...

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 09:59 | 963162 Misean
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Resting?!?! I thought it was pining for the fjords...

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 09:55 | 963143 sudzee
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Real interest rates must be down to -10%. Everything is just honky dory. Dow 100,000 easy.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 09:56 | 963147 buzzsaw99
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It's all priced in, rally on!

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 10:00 | 963163 The Axe
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Profit warning from FDX--stock up!!!   thats this market..up up and more up..

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 10:06 | 963183 jobs1234
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I know, thats pretty much all you need to know about this latest Aug-Feb parabolic move up - even when you warn your stock goes up. Why didnt Cisco just warn prior to its earnings call?

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 14:25 | 964142 ThirdCoastSurfer
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Fed Ex Up!

Lowers guidance by 25%, blames it on cocaine and fuel when it already collects more on fuel surcharges than the Airlines on baggage! 

FedEx - Fuel Surcharge

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17.0%, Feb. 7, 2011 - Mar. 6, 2011 After all, it'll be so much easier to post a beat in April and that's all that really matters. 

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 10:04 | 963166 Rodent Freikorps
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Why are lean hogs up so much? WTF?

What did I miss?

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 10:18 | 963209 Shameful
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Emergency bacon reserves being built up.  I know a good part of my freezer is bacon.  I'm going to want it and Zimbabwe Ben is trying to turn me into a vegetarian.

In reality, if memory serves there was a hog culling months back as the price of feed started going up.  Price of feed forces disruptions in the meat market.  Have to cull to duck losing money on the animal feed vs sell price of animal.  The lower future supply in meat lets the prices move up.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 10:28 | 963238 Rodent Freikorps
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Pork bellies are flat. They are gonna corner ham. Bastards. Smoked hams don't need refrigeration, do they?

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 10:02 | 963168 Sean7k
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Well, this just goes to show- America is number one when it comes to manipulating the numbers baby. China, Britain, Europe- what a bunch of posers. We're under 1% with a BTE empire index! In your face you communist underachievers.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 10:03 | 963172 papaswamp
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I thought the big info was jobs...or lack of hiring. Confirming Gallup's flat hiring index.


Tue, 02/15/2011 - 12:49 | 963782 Panafrican Funk...
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I've lately become a big fan of Gallup.  Their consumer spending data is top notch. 


Excellent information for consumer discretionary in particular.  Not that said sector is currently based on fundamentals or anything, but still.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 10:03 | 963175 Stuck on Zero
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When you are spending more on energy and food you spend less on manufactured items.  Simple as that.  It's even worse when you're unemployed. 

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 10:12 | 963192 John Law Lives
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How long before the arrogant runt that is The Ben Bernank tells us again that inflation does not exist, and that he could bring it under control in 15 minutes if it appeared.

I think he should donate his brain to science.  It might be very revealing...

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 10:15 | 963204 SheepDog-One
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Hans Delbruck? No the name on the jar was 'Abby Normal' something or other......

You mean to tell me I put an Abby Normal brain into a 500 pound printing machine gorilla?

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