• hedgeless_horseman
    07/11/2014 - 16:58
    No signal lights, bank alarms, stores are being robbed for anything of value. You move to your trunk and get you Bug Out bag and start heading home, the best way you know.

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As Lagarde Throws Germany And European Banks Under The Bus, Did She Just Truncate Her IMF Career?

This year's biggest winner from the botched DSK affair has been France's Christine Lagarde, who despite the dropping of all charges against the former head, is now in charge of the IMF. We admit that the ascension of Lagarde to the throne of the world's most irrelevant global bailout organization (what the IMF "does" is of not importance: the only thing that matters is who Beijing, and Chinabot, feels like rescuing today) happened even though we previously predicted that Germany would be very much against it. Well, Germany let it slide, and endorsed Lagarde. That may soon change though, after the former finance minister essentially threw the entire European (read French, Swiss and German whose assets as a % of host GDP are ridiculous... yes, a technical term) financial system under the bus at Jackson Hole, a day after Bernanke said to wait until September 20 for QE3 clarity. Per Bloomberg: "Bolstering banks’ balance sheets “is key to cutting the chains of contagion,” Lagarde said today in the text of remarks at the Federal Reserve’s annual forum in Jackson Hole, Wyoming. Without an “urgent” recapitalization, “we could easily see the further spread of economic weakness to core countries, or even a debilitating liquidity crisis." Lagarde, a former French finance minister who took the helm at the Washington-based IMF in July, said recapitalization should be “substantial.” Banks should look for funds in the markets first and seek public funds if necessary. One way to provide capital could be through the European bailout fund, she said." And now, one can see why Germany is fuming: not only will Germany soon have no choice but to fund the EFSF's sovereign bailout ration all on its own, which as we, and other have speculated, could be as large as €3.5 trillion (or about $5 trillion), but it will be Germany's duty to also fund the rescue of all banks on a parallel track. What is the additional tally? Why at least $230 billion in Europe alone in the next several months. Then again, when you get to $5 trillion, what's a few hundred billions between friends?

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"I Am Jim Rogers And I Support Ron Paul"

Ron Paul has another illustrious supporter - Jim Rogers. The Quantum fund co-founder, who has been spot on about pretty much everything for the past 3 years (see Roubini Versus Rogers Is Right Debate for 2010: Investor Jim Rogers thinks gold will double to at least $2,000 an ounce. Economist Nouriel Roubini says that’s “utter nonsense.” As these well-known market personalities duke it out, they’re doing us a favor by highlighting a critical debate: Which is the bigger threat -- inflation or deflation?), not to mention gold (to the amusement of such Keynesian soundbites recorded for posterity as the following: "Maybe it will reach $1,100 or so but $1,500 or $2,000 is nonsense"), and especially inflation (perhaps the only thing that will prompt a chuckle out of Gadaffi and Mubarak these days is someone telling them that their multi-decade reigns are over due to hyperdeflation and plunging food prices), was caught on tape voicing his endorsement of the only sane person who can possibly do something for this country. "In this election if Ron Paul gets anywhere near the nomination I would certainly support him. He is the only one that I've seen in American politics that seems to have a clue about what's going on." Zero Hedge agrees on all counts.

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Hurricane Irene Interactive Update

Some perspectives on the one event that has consumed everyone on the East Coast from CNN: "Hurricane Irene continues to crawl north after making landfall Saturday morning in North Carolina. The storm is expected to head up the East Coast from Virginia to Maine, bringing hurricane-force winds, heavy rain, flooding and widespread power outages. President Barack Obama warned that Irene could be a "hurricane of historic proportions."

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Guest Post: Bernanke In A Box

Bernanke said QE 3.0, without really saying it. The markets, seeing the enlarged schedule for the September meeting and interpreting the likelihood of heavy discussions, have gotten the message. Stocks threw off the daily mortal struggle that is life as Bank of America and bid for the QE future that is now September (good riddance to August apparently). Gold prices followed on those expectations of a resumption to the willful and wanton dollar destruction that QE purely represents. If the Chairman can influence a major market rally without ever having to face the growing dissent within the FOMC ranks, then his speech has proven to be a stroke of genius. That is the essence of rational expectations, making others believe you have magical powers so that they do your bidding without any actual work or direct engagement on your part. But there is a huge downside to waiting, and Bernanke knows it.  The financial crisis grows while the economy is sliding further into contraction.  Time is not on his side. So why does he wait? Simple, Bernanke and QE is in a box – conditions currently in the wholesale money markets, especially the repo market, will not suffer more QE.  As the unsecured Fed funds and eurodollar markets have effectively frozen for banks outside the primary dealer network, wholesale funding has been left to repos.  However, there is already a shortage of treasury bills, the prime, vital collateral of nearly all post-2008 repo funding arrangements. 

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9,173 Ounces Of Gold Transferred From HSBC To JP Morgan Gold Vaults Overnight

While we have no information as to who or why (we do know when and where) engaged in a transfer of 9,173 ounces of eligible gold (for a total of about $16.5 million) from HSBC's gold depository into that of JP Morgan, according to today's closing CME Group Metal Depository Statistics, we can merely point out that it happened. One back of the envelope hypothesis: we have counterparty risk at the bank level (which is currently manifesting itself at both the CDS, the stock price, and the Li(E)bor level) are we going to start seeing counterparty concerns at the gold depository level next? What next: a run on the [    ] gold depository in a self-fulfilling prophecy? The second hypothesis is by now well known- JPM needs all the gold it can get. But a paltry 9,173 ounces? Of course, the last hypothesis is that the two precisely 9,173 ounce transactions are in no way related.

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Scene From Pre-Apocalyptic Queens, NY

A set from I Am Legend, or a picture from a Queens supermarket taken minutes ago. You decide.

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Things That Make You Go Hmmm - Such As The Similarities Between The Eruption Of Mount Vesuvius And Government Bond Yields

The reward for lending money to various sovereign governments around the world is ridiculous based on the amount of risk involved in doing so. At one end of the scale you have the juicy 44% yield for lending money to Greece which, let’s face it, is done. At the other end of the scale you can get basically nothing for lending money to the governments with the poorest balance sheets on the face of the planet. Your choices? Japan with its 200% debt-to-GDP and dying economy? Europe, which will likely no longer exist in its present form come the end of 2012 and which has broadened it’s accumulation of debt from the worthless kind issued by Greece to the severely dubious varieties issued by Spain and Italy (with France just waiting to be put into the game)? Or how about the United States? With its $14 trillion (and rising) deficit, it’s bloated balance sheet of toxic assets, its inestimable unfunded liabilities and its paralyzed political process? Some choice. And yet, people continue to flock to these perceived safe havens largely because, over the years, they have become used to doing so. At some point they will figure out that the ‘safety’ offered by government bonds is now a phantasm and when they do, you can be sure their awakening will be felt across the world. As fire and ash billowed into the skies over Pompeii and Herclaneum all those years ago, the terrified citizens below poured into the safety of their cellars where they had always sought protection previously. Only this time it WAS different and the cellars that had always offered them shelter from the storm became their tombs; proving conclusively that what may well have afforded protection in the past, may not do so in the future. Sadly, the 20,000 people living at the foot of Mount Vesuvius found that out the hard way. 1932 years after arguably the most storied of volcanic eruptions in history, at the foot of a volcano that still smoulders but, despite an eruption in 1944, hasn’t had a major eruption since 1631, 700,000 people now reside.

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Guest Post: Apocalypse Trades: Neither Things Nor Bureaucracy

Tangible stores of wealth are indeed seductive, and apocalyptic overtones add to their allure. But what is tangible can be taken. Trading in apocalyptic settings has minimal gain and even the most tangible things carry risk: there is no profit in an unshakable faith in them. The only unshakable faith should be in one’s capacity to foster a world worthy of wonderful and useful ideas, avoiding religious matters. It is here that the rules themselves change in unpredictable ways. Bureaucracies collapse: the largest predators in the food chain become extinct. The best hope is to rise out of it and rise quickly and the smaller, nimbler, and more cunning can live to see brighter days. There is no science to living in such circumstances. But perhaps there is an art in it. If the world does melt under the unlaboring stars, one should not despair of it.

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Weekly Bull/Bear Recap: August 22-26, 2011

The one stop summary of the key positive and negative events in the past week.

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Russian Central Bank To Offer Gold-Backed Loans (Or Why The Spam-Standard Is Coming To An End)

The spam standard is ending. In news that is likely about to throw the mouth-foaming Keynesians in for a perpetual loop, the Russian Central Bank has quietly announced the sneakiest gold confiscation ploy in history. Reuters reports: "Russia's central bank will offer gold-backed loans for up to 90 days at an interest rate of 7 percent, it said in a statement on Friday, expanding its lending facilities for dealing with any future liquidity crunch in the banking system." So let's get this straight: Russia, which has been dumping US bonds with unseen vigor, and which has been buying gold at a record pace, has just offered its citizen the once in a lifetime opportunity to trade in their hard assets for paper in an imploding fiat system, but with promises to make 7% worthless percent. Oh, and when the "liquidity crunch in the banking system" goes away and one hopes to reclaim title to their gold, one will just find that the title certificate was signed by one Linda Greenova, and said title is perpetually lost in Siberian limbo. And while one waits to reclaim said title from robosigning transgressor #1, Bank of USSR, those heavily armed gentlemen in camouflage attire who just broke into your apartment will not wait to reclaim what now rightfully belongs to mother Russia.

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TMZ Posts First Picture Of Steve Jobs After Resignation

Our thoughts are with Steve.

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Guest Post: Boomers - Are Going To Be A Real Drag


Many may scoff at the Fed's report that stock prices will not recover to their 2010 highs until 2027.  The migration of "baby boomers" into retirement, combined with sustained high unemployment, low savings rates and a weak economy, does not bode well for strong financial markets into the future.  While there are many hopes that the economy will recover in spite of the abundance of factors building against it; the reality is that we may be dealing with the "Japanese Experience".

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A $2.3 Million Bet On UniCredit Unihilation

Last week it was Bank of America, when someone bought $2 million in November $4 Puts, today it is the Italian equivalent: UniCredit, where someone just put on (no pun intended) a $2.3 million bet expiring in just under 4 months, that the bank will be trading far lower. Earlier in the European trading session, someone bought a standalone block of 10,000 0.9 puts, a whopper in the context of traditional volume. The sizable block purchase was more of a statement than anything. In fact, the block sent the put class abuzz, with the puts being the most active on the Milan equity-options market. Granted, it could have taken place with more leverage (i.e., lower strike), but even so, we are confident many will wonder who is this serial put buyer of doomed financials, which continue existing either courtesy of private market capital raises, or regulatory intervention which prevents their shorting to death. Incidentally, isn't put buying prohibited? After all, this is treason and stuff as per the latest directives of Securitate.

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Spread Compression Time With ES "Fair Value" About 15 Point Lower

Time to reestablish some compression trades. As the latest update from Capital Context indicates, ES, relative to its risk benchmark consisting of all other risk assets, is once again along in its optimism, trading about 15 points above its implied fair value. Paradoxically, the driver of today's bout of irrational exuberance is not the latest monetary stimulus announcement by the Fed, which obviously did not come, (and it may be time for the daily dose of sobriety: without fiscal and monetary stimulus Q3 and Q4 GDP will tumble; good luck buying stocks on contrarian bent when even the NBER admits we have entered a double dip), but merely "buying the news" - supposedly everyone was convinced there would be announcement by the Fed, which in itself was a catalyst to buy?! Regardless, the buying is only happening in stock as can be seen by the ES. As such it is time to put the trusty old compression trade back on: short ES, long the Contextual Risk leg.

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RANsquawk Weekly Wrap - Stocks, Bonds, FX -- 26/08/11

RANsquawk Weekly Wrap - we answer questions that have come to the desk, and we highlight some of next weeks important news and data to look out for.

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