• Pivotfarm
    04/20/2014 - 17:08
    As the audience went from laughter to applause, Vladimir Putin responded to the question that he had just read out on a televised debate in Russia. What was the question?

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Think The Japanese Disaster Is Just What The Keynesian Doctor Ordered? Mo Says No

That would be Mohamed El-Erian from Pimco, by the way, who first among the lunatic fringe (here's looking at you Goldman and Kudlow), admits that contrary to what all the Koolaid guzzlers claim, the Japanese quake may not be what the Keynesian doctor ordered after all. We urge readers to read this piece as a counterpoint to Goldman's stern defense that the Japanese quake is but a scratch, and one that will lead to world peace, prosperity and a doubling (give or take) of global GDP. In fact, El-Erian tells all the pundits who in addition to permabulls are also suddenly nuclear physicists and geologists, to shut the hell up, "as tempting as they may be, analytical shortcuts are best avoided
at this early stage.
It will take time and thorough analysis to specify
the true consequences of Japan’s triple calamity, including the
longer-term impact on its economy and that of the rest of the world. The Japanese have shown admirable courage in the face of unthinkable
tragedy. I have no doubt that a successful reconstruction program will
lead their country to recovery. In the meantime, however, the urgency of
restoring a sense of normalcy and hope to a dramatically wounded
society warrants thoughtful and deep analyses
." On this matter, we couldn't agree more.



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Silver At $38.01 As Gold Hits New All Time High

Silver just passed $38 as gold just hit a new all time high. What can one say but "Thank you Chairsatan."



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Goldman's Hatzius Issues Another Preemptive Economy Downgrade Warning

Very much in sync with our long-running projected timeline that Goldman will downgrade the economy within a month, to be followed by some more Hatzius-Dudley tete-a-tetes in which the current head of Goldman's economic team will make it all too clear that the Great Re-Redepression is inevitable unless the former head of Goldman's economic team sacrifices another 1-2 trillion in 25% linen/75% cotton fiatscoes at the altar of the supreme bankster, Hatzius just issued his second preliminary downgrade warning for US GDP.



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Guest Post: Nero's Fiddle And Obama's Golfclubs

I'm not sure what was going through Nero's mind at the time, but for posterity he is known as the leader who played a fiddle while the city he was responsible for crumbled all around him. I have no clue what Obama's legacy will be, but his decision to remain on spring break with his family while the world is in crisis seems questionable. Yes, I know its hard to cancel even a 'working' vacation with the kids, but in these turbulent times, we need more than pictures of him working in his 'mobile command centers'. Maybe being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize based on some campaign promises has skewed his view of what he needs to do? Maybe he defines success as the level of the S&P 500 so all is good in the world? The reality is that the world is experiencing more problems than at any time in recent memory.



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Bloomberg Consumer Comfort Index Plunges To Seven Month Low As Wealth Effect Trounced By Poverty Effect

After staging a brief recovery in the last few weeks following the undeterred pursuit of the successful completion of Bernanke's wealth effect crusade (Russell at 36,000 or bust), consumer confidence has once again realized that while the rich are getting richer, it means jack for everyone else. As a result the Consumer Comfort index, which recently was moved from ABC to Bloomberg, has just plunged to a 7 month low, indicating comparable slides are coming in the other two reflexive market indicators, the UMich and the CONference Board. "Consumer confidence in the U.S. fell last week to the lowest level since August as more Americans became despondent over the economy. The Bloomberg Consumer Comfort Index dropped to minus 48.9 in the period to March 20 from minus 48.5 the prior week. The measure of the current state of the economy slumped to a 15-month low." And contrary to Central Planning assumptions that Americans are mostly idiots, the recent surge in gasoline prices to near 3 year highs was not missed: "“Given the rise in fuel and food costs, households are clearly indicating frustration over the need to reduce discretionary spending to meet demand for basic necessities,” said Joseph Brusuelas, a senior economist at Bloomberg LP in New York. “Even better-off households are feeling the pinch of rising prices, primarily at the pump.”"



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Guest Post: Top 10 Keynesian Ways To Boost The US Economy

Keynesian economists are propagandizing the media with a unified message; in one breath lightly touching on the human tragedy in Japan, while in the next anticipating with delight the economic recovery it will (supposedly) create. The natural disaster in Japan is tragic both on a human level and economically. Japan may, possibly, enjoy a GDP boost in six months or so as a result of some rebuilding, but the billions in present-day lost productivity will easily negate any future upside...Let’s follow the Keynesian approach. I have come up with the top ten ways we can boost the US economy using that same Keynesian rationale.



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Radioactive Iodine In Fukushima Seawater Highest Ever, Reactors 5 And 6 Now Leaking Too

And while futures rise as the market anticipates the latest central bank intervention to paper over the global financial insolvency, the radioactive fallout from Fukushima continues to worsen as Iodine 131 levels in the seawater hits the highest since the start of the crisis. "According to Tokyo Electric Power Co., radioactive iodine-131 146.9
times higher than the legal concentration limit was detected Wednesday
morning in a seawater sample taken around 330 meters south of the plant
,
near the drain outlets of its troubled four reactors. The level briefly fell to 29.8 times the limit on Tuesday morning from
126.7 times on Monday, but rose to its highest so far in the survey
begun this week apparently due to rain and water sprayed at spent fuel
pools from outside that caused radioactive materials to seep into the
sea, it said." What's far worse, reactors 5 and 6 which have been supposed to be ok, are also leaking: "The firm also said it found both iodine-131 and cesium-137 in a sample
taken from near the drain outlets of the plant's No. 5 and No. 6
reactors that stabilized Sunday in so-called ''cold shutdown
.'' The bad news is not only in immediate proximity to Fukushima: "Iodine-131 19.1 times higher than the limit was also detected Wednesday
afternoon in a sample taken some 16 kilometers south of the nuclear
power station, up from 16.7 times on Tuesday."



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Initial Claims In Line With Consensus, Durable Goods Plunge

Not much surprise in initial claims, which came at 382K on expectations of 383K, following the traditional upward revision in the previous number from 385K to 387K. Continuing claims came at 3,721K, higher than expectations of 3,700K, and another previous revision from 3,706K to 3,723K. But the biggest shocker was in Durable Goods, which plunged from a revised 3.6% in January to -0.9% in February, on expectations of 1.2%, as a result of a plunge in machinery shipments and new orders. Durables ex transportation dropped -0.6% on a 2.0% increase expectation. Lastly Nondefense Capital Goods orders ex aircraft was down -1.3% on expectations of 4.3% increase. The stagflation is ramping up.



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Silver Approaches $38

While the DXY continues to languish in the depths of Ben Bernanke's sado-maso dungeon, money allocated to new reserve currencies: gold and silver continues unabated. Earlier, gold was on the verge of breaking out to fresh all time highs, while silver at last check just hit a fresh 31 year high, pennies away from $38. And just $10 dollars from its all time Hunt Brothers nominal highs.



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One Minute Macro Summary: Perfect Time For A Summit

Markets positive again this morning as investors eagerly await news out of the EU summit. The U.S. tax code may see changes as several Republican Congressman are taking up the matter as announced yesterday. Much attention is focused on the tax deferral of repatriated profits, a $1T sum. Portugal’s failure to reach an agreement on austerity measures yesterday and the subsequent resignation of PM Socrates has taken the country one step closer to accepting an international bailout. However, any such aid is severely limited by the hobbled constraints of the EFSF and the lack of (good)will between payer and payee countries. The BOJ said today that the efforts involved in the earthquake rebuilding may overcome the GDP contraction associated with the original damage.



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Two Irradiated Fukushima Workers Hospitalized With Beta Ray Injuries

The heroic but sad story of the Fukushima Fifty may be about to take a turn for the tragic. Two of the three workers involved in the dead end procedure to repower the plant's blown up cooling systems have been rushed to the hospital following radiation induced injuries to their feet. In yet another startling example of the stupidity of TEPCO, the injuries appear to have resulted after irradiated water has seeped into the protective suits. In other words, these are supposedly safe, and completely isolated radiation suits... that are not even watertight? Once again, we wonder just how long will the Fukushima restoration procedure be handled by senior level executives who continue to demonstrate beyond a responable doubt they have no idea what they are doing, except of course to cavalierly risk the lives of 50 or so people (who will soon be far less) with each and every hairbrained idea. And the cherry on top is that the exposure to the two was "only" 180 millisieverts: well below the "new normal" baseline safe threshold which as readers will recall was raised for no reason but to mandate the continued risking of innocent lives from 100 to 250 millisieverts a week ago.



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LCH Clearnet Hikes Irish Bond Margins To 35%

Two days ago we demonstrated that the the charts of Irish bonds, which has now joined Greece, and soon Portugal, in being locked out of capital markets, looked like, as Citigroup put it, a Nightmare on Kildare Street. Today in an attempt to normalize the market, yet which will only remove even more marginal (pardon the pun) liquidity, LCH once again hiked Irish bond margins, from 30% to 35%. And just as the case is with precious metals, soon no margin will be allowed and 100% cash (or gold) collateral will be demanded. In the meantime, look for bid/ask spreads to surge, the ECB buying to be the only buying in all peripheral markets, and CDS traders to once again start being demonized following the starting EU summit which will achieve nothing, but spread further confusion, and even more doubt about the viability of the euro.



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Today's Economic Events

Jobless claims, Durable Good Orders, and a Q&A with Elizabeth Duke. Rounding it off is a $5.5-7.5 billion POMO.



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RANsquawk European Morning Briefing - Stocks, Bonds, FX etc. – 24/03/11

RANsquawk European Morning Briefing - Stocks, Bonds, FX etc. – 24/03/11



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