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A Modest Proposal: Students Refuse To Become Debt Slaves, Opt To Sell Equity In Their Future Wealth Instead

The topic of the student loan bubble (and even its popping) has been digested to death on Zero Hedge. One topic that has been avoided however, is that of the student equity bubble, for the simple reason that until now the concept did not exist. That may change soon: as the Economist reports, some California students have a modest proposal to the symbiotic University-Banker net worth extraction mechanism - shove your debt. Instead, they will pay for their unaffordable education (except when funded with copious amounts of unserviceable and non-dischargable debt) with equity.



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Obama Speaks On The Economy And Taxing Millionaires

Earlier, we heard Santorum bidding a fond adieu to the public world, most likely forever, and now it is the turn of the president. Only he won't be resigning, but instead he will once again make the argument why the rich have to pay more in taxes, and why the The Crony Capitalist Cramdown, pardon the Buffet Rule, should be enacted for everyone and why Congress must pass it. We can only wish that the president dedicated as much time and energy to getting America a budget (it still does not have one) as he does to delineating various class distinctions. Today's challenge, should anyone chose to accept it: take a shot every time the TOTUS says "fair" and any variation thereof.



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Volume Is Back

With ninety minutes left in the trading day, NYSE volume run-rate is its highest of the year for a non-OPEX day. S&P futures are also showing heavy volume - around 60% above average for the time of day.



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Santorum Said To Quit Presidential Race

According to various media reports, still officially unconfirmed, Rick Santorum will end his presidential campaign. Such as this one from CNN: "Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum will announce he will suspend his campaign on Tuesday at an event in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, a senior adviser to the campaign tells CNN." The live webcast to the Santorum address can be watched below after the jump.



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Europe's Old Nemesis, Illiquidity, Is Back

One of the most-watched stress indicators from the European crisis (pre-LTRO) is starting to flash orange warning lights again. The 3-month EUR-USD basis swap (or how to get USD funding when no-one else will help) has just deteriorated its most over the past 5 days since mid-December. Having never realized more normalized levels from early last year, the rapid acceleration in this funding instrument's use last year and now this year is perhaps why bank stocks are under such incredible pressure as insolvency meets illiquidity head on once again.



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VIX Nears 21% With Term Structure Flattest In 4 Months

It seems the short-end of the volatility term structure is snapping shut on a few nickel-in-front-of-a-steamroller gatherers...



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Muddy Waters Is Back, Alleging Fushi Copperweld (FSIN) Represents High Risk Of Fraud

As of earlier today, Sino Forest is official bankrupt, courtesy of ISDA's determinations committee which found just that, despite Sino's attempt to scapegoat Muddy Waters in an idiotic attempt at redirection. So is Muddy Waters sitting on its laurels, having been vindicated? No: the company just released the following analysis this time focusing on "The Fraud School', our old friend RINO as well as new entrant to the alleged fraudcap space: FSIN.



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Gold And Silver Go Vertical

UPDATE: Added S&P 500 in Gold reversion post LTRO2/Bank Stress Test

Are investors rotating from the 'safety' of Apple to the new 'safety' of Gold and Silver? Because the next time there is a wholesale margin call, which courtesy of soaring margin debt will likely be today, speculators will have to sell the one asset that is outperforming everything. You guessed it...



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Artemis On Volatility At World's End: Deflation, Hyperinflation And The Alchemy Of Risk

Imagine the world economy as an armada of ships passing through a narrow and dangerous strait leading to the sea of prosperity. Navigating the channel is treacherous for to err too far to one side and your ship plunges off the waterfall of deflation but too close to the other and it burns in the hellfire of inflation. The global fleet is tethered by chains of trade and investment so if one ship veers perilously off course it pulls the others with it. Our only salvation is to hoist our economic sails and harness the winds of innovation and productivity. It is said that de-leveraging is a perilous journey and beneath these dark waters are many a sunken economy of lore. Print too little money and we cascade off the waterfall like the Great Depression of the 1930s... print too much and we burn like the Weimar Republic Germany in the 1920s... fail to harness the trade winds and we sink like Japan in the 1990s. On cold nights when the moon is full you can watch these ghost ships making their journey back to hell... they appear to warn us that our resolution to avoid one fate may damn us to the other.



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AAPL Tail Leading S&P 500 Dog Lower

AAPL is down well over 2% from its $600bn market cap peak this morning and breaking closing VWAPs one-by-one as it drops. Rumors of liquidations across funds in US and Europe will mean margin calls force funds to sell the one performing asset that is the functional equivalent of Gold in 2011: Apple.



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S&P 500 Breaks 50DMA For First Time In 4 Months

Five down days in a row (first time in 5 months) for the S&P 500 (cash) and it has broken its 50DMA for the first time since 12/20/11. Notably the equal-weight S&P 500 broke the 50DMA yesterday and is now down 4.4% (versus -3.5% for the cap-weighted S&P 500) from its highs on 4/2. At what point do levered liquidations (VIX nearing 20% at one-month highs) cause the S&P 500 index dog to wag its AAPL tail as opposed to the other way around as it remains the outperformer relative to European equity and US and Europe's credit markets.



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Guest Post: Calling All Crash Test Dummies: Big Crash Ahead

I know, I know: the stock market will never go down because Ben Bernanke and the other central bankers won't let it. It's funny how the "Bernanke/European Central Bank Put" is ranked alongside gravity as a rule of Nature until markets roll over; then talk shifts from purring adulation of central bankers' godlike powers to panicky calls for another flood of liquidity/free money to "save" the market from the harsh reality of global recession. The crash test dummies know better: they've been called up for a humongous crash. The basic mechanism that is being overlooked is Liquidity Resistance. This is akin to insulin resistance, where insulin becomes less effective at lowering blood sugars. The amount of insulin required to maintain normal blood sugar levels increases as resistance rises until even massive doses of insulin no longer have the desired effect and the system crashes.



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Carnage Ala Milanese: Italian Stock Bloodbath

UPDATE: *ITALY'S FTSE MIB INDEX SLIDES 5% and Spanish 10Y at 6%

Italian bank shares are down over 8.5% in the last two trading days as all the majors (Intesa SanPaolo, Unicredit, Banco Popolare -7.14%, UBI Banca, Banca Pop Milano -6.3%) are still HALTED. As 10Y BTP spreads break above 400bps for the first time in over two months, it seems the marginal buyer of last resort has left the building and with little if any performing collateral left, credit spreads (and LTRO Stigma most notably) is breaking to close to record wides. We wonder how long those nasty speculators will be blamed for an attack and the short-selling ban will re-materialize (since it was so successful last time).



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Exhibit A: The Market Has Become A Centrally-Planned, Liquidity-Addicted, Temperamental Abortion

We will have much more to say about the impact of central planning on price (lack of) discovery and general market manipulation shortly, courtesy of the just released latest must read report by our friends over at Artemis Capital Management, we wanted to show our readers Exhibit A of what everyone has intuitively known for years, yet been unable to put it to paper. Until today. Below is Exhibit A that courtesy of global, relentless central-planning, the market is now nothing more than a liquidity-addicted abortion, whose future discounting capabilities have been utterly destroyed, which no longer reflects  any economic fundamentals, and which is merely a fake construct in the Eye of the Benholder. It also throws temper tantrums in the form of VIX surges any time the promise of liquid heroin is taken away.



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