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The market crept up again today like Jessica Simpson's pants or like Pete Townshend at...

With market news quieter than a prisoner's dilemma that actually reaches a Pareto efficient Nash equilibrium, and even quieter than the "Free Bernie Madoff" campaign...

The market was up yesterday as PIMCO is set to get their equity on, Fed Ex plans to deliver a fuckload...

The market continued to move sideways today as economic data was less relevant than Bernie Madoff's thoughts on the CAPM and fund managers...

The Fed's monthly statement on the economy was out today and it was more redundant than a repetitive semantic pleonasm and less telling than a gay soldier (though it's not clear that anyone asked).

Not much happened in the market today as volume was lighter than the audience for a Hasselhoff reality TV show (and also about 900 IQ points higher) as investors continue to...

Hells yeah, Money McBags is back from his Thanksgiving break where he basted some turkeys, watched consumers run up more debt during Black Friday sales that they won't be able to pay off until the dollar hyperinflates to whatever is just below infinity (perhaps Bernankity), and furiously read...

The market is limping in to Thanksgiving like Kenny Easterday with a broken wrist thanks to the European Union being on shakier ground than Gabourey Sidibe on a tight rope, North Korea dropping bombs on South Korea after South Korea's TSA apparently tried to touch Kim Jong-ils junk, and the Fed...

Kind of a drab hum drum day in the market yesterday as no new countries were close to defaulting, no new IPOs of shitty companies were being sold (and yeah Harrah's, Money McBags is looking at you), and no new news on whether Milla Jovovich will be joining her country's burgeoning Femen movement.

The market absolutely flew today as if it were late to the only showing of Natalie Portman's first lesbian scene thanks to a European country needing to be rescued from the brink of bankruptcy, retail investors being able to buy stock again in...

The market quieted down today as European investors apparently have turned their focus from Ireland's spiraling deficit to wondering if they will be charged international rates for voting in Argentina's Dancing with the Stars while also...

The market crumbled today like Charles Rangel's reputation as apparently Europe went through the TSA's new back-scatter x-ray machine and was revealed to have a severely dangling Ireland.

A flurry of buyouts, headline-y good macro news (just don't read the "not so" fine print), and the Fed promising to print enough dollars to make everyone a millionaire as Bernanke mimics the First Citiwide Change Bank "volume" strategy caused investors to celebrate in the morning by doing the Dougie.

The market slid today as Cisco spooked investors with a bad Q as they are still struggling to come up with a hit after the Thong Song, the G20 meetings proved to be less positive than a Helen Thomas pregnancy test, and macro news was more non-existent than dark matter (for now), as...

Marginal macro news, the upcoming G20 meetings, rising commodity margins, and enough uncertainty to make even Heisenberg jealous had the market once again bobbing up and down like Shyla Stylez trying to make her rent.