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First Denmark, Now Belgium Is Paying People To Take Out A Mortgage





In late January, we asked "who will offer the first negative rate mortgage?" We didn't have to wait long before Denmark's Nordea Credit unleashed this idiocy. And now two banks in Belgium have followed suit, paying instead of charging interest on mortgages to a handful of customers. That all this will end in blood and a lot of tears is clear to anyone but the most tenured economists.

 
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Minimum Wage Jobs Are Safe: Robot Waiters Fired For Spilling Food And Drinks, Malfunctioning





Customers flocked to the Heweilai Restaurant chain in the southern Chinese city when it introduced robots last year, but the chain has stopped using the machines. A staff member said the robots couldn't effectively handle soup dishes, often malfunctioned, and had to follow a fixed route that sometimes resulted in clashes."The robots weren't able to carry soup or other food steady and they would frequently break down."

 
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"The Game Is Rigged": From Luxurious Lake Como Villa, Finance Professor Admits "QE Adds To Inequality"





"I think QE adds to income inequality... I think that people are willing to support capitalism if capitalism is providing growth, providing better income for everybody, and also if it has some at least appearance of being fair. Unfortunately, none of these conditions are in place today in the United States. I think that growth is limited, and disproportionately goes to a small fraction of the population. And there is a sense that the game is rigged."

 
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Warren Buffett’s Father, Gold, and Liberty





How do the ultra-wealthy become ultra-wealthy? They do it the old-fashioned way.

 
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David Stockman: "Trump Unbound"





At the end of the day, Trump has petrified the Wall-Street Washington establishment for good reason. He loudly rejects the War Party consensus on foreign intervention. And he has tapped into a deep vein of main street alienation from the phony recovery and economic fixes promulgated by the Fed and its beltway henchman.

 
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"It's Coming Apart At The Seams" - US Equities Plunge As Deutsche-Lehman Analog Looms





European and US banks are tumbling as despite Dimon's bottom and the coordinated ease-fest of the world's central banks, investors prefer to sell a multi-trillion dollar opaque hole of derivatives debacle-ness than buy it. As one veteran trader put it, the central banks' plans "are coming apart at the seams."

 
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So Called "Trusted Parties", Bank Collapse, the ECB and Blockchains: Watch as I Call the Next Bear Stearns, Again!





I called it once in January 2008 (Bear). I called it 2x in March 2008 (Lehman), and I'm calling it again in 2016. Don't say you didn't know. These proclamations of trust will truly put my analysis - and your capital - to the test.

 
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"There Is A Lot Of Fear In The Market" - Stocks, Futures Slide After Yen Soars





Two days after stocks slid in a coordinated risk-off session, and one day after a DOE estimate of US oil inventories sent US stocks surging while the failed Allergan-Pfizer deal unleashed torrential hopes of a biotech M&A spree leading to the single best day for the sector in 5 years, sentiment has again shifted, this time due to a violent surge in the Yen as the market keeps testing the resolve of the Japanese central bank to keep its currency weak, and so far finding it to be nonexistent.

 
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Stocks Rebound In Calm Trading On Back Of Stronger Crude, Dollar





Unlike yesterday's overnight session, which saw some subtantial carry FX volatility and tumbling European yields in the aftermath of the TSY's anti-inversion decree, leading to a return of fears that the next leg down in markets is upon us, the overnight session has been far calmer, assisted in no small part by the latest China Caixin Services PMI, which rose from 51.2 to 52.2. Adding to the overnight rebound was crude, which saw a big bounce following yesterday's API inventory data, according to which crude had its biggest inventory draw in 2016, resulting in WTI rising as high as $37.15 overnight

 
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Yanis Varoufakis Issues A Major Warning To The Greek People





"...no matter who comes out ahead in this dispute (the IMF or the EU), it will be the Greek people who lose.."

 
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On the I.M.F.’s Nefarious Activities – Greece, Indonesia, and Who Knows What Else





Authored by Steve H. Hanke of the Johns Hopkins University. Follow him on Twitter @Steve_Hanke.

Over the weekend, the New York Times reported that WikiLeaks transcripts suggested that the International Monetary Fund (I.M.F.) had discussed the possibility of hatching nefarious plots against Greece. Immediately, Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras accused the I.M.F. of trying to “politically destabilize Europe.”

 
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What SocGen Thinks Happens Next: "The Longer The Fed Feeds This Game, The Bigger The Mess Will Be"





"The Fed is increasingly worried about these ever-weaker fundamentals, yet asset markets seem more preoccupied with the omnipresence of the Fed put than downside cyclical risk. This then perhaps points to the bigger underlying concern for investors, the overwhelming build-up of leverage in the system. For in the absence of sensible drivers of returns (i.e. sensible interest rates, EPS growth etc.), investors and corporates resort to leverage.... With miserly rates of return on offer in fixed income markets, investors are leveraging up. The longer the Fed feeds this game, the bigger the mess when the inevitable downswing comes along."

 
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Who Needs Helicopters? Draghi Plans "Fool-Proof" ECB-Backed Debit Card





Yesterday’s leaks confirm the ECB’s plans will effectively give Europe’s consumer lenders access to unlimited zero-cost finance – going far further than the free money showered on them by the multiple previous TLTRO financial packages. Under the proposed scheme, European banks have the option to issue their clients a new branded European Banking Union debit card.

 
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Market Breaks - AMZN, GOOG Trading Suspended On NYSE ARCA





Who could have seen that coming? Ahead of potentially the most important data point of the year - now that The Fed lost its China excuse overnight - NYSE Arca reports a 'glitch'

*NYSE ARCA CITES TECHNICAL ISSUE ON TRADING SYMBOLS SUSPENDED, TICKERS AFFECTED: AMZN, AZO, GOOG, GOOGL, ISRG, MKL

We are sure it will all be fixed by the time the market opens and the ramping algos have taken back control.

 
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JPM "Shaves" First Half GDP By 0.5% Due To Weaker Durable Goods And Consumer Spending





We are shaving about a half percentage point off of our estimate for first half US real GDP growth. We estimate Q1 GDP increased at a 1.2% annualized pace (down from 2.0%), and we project Q2 GDP growth at 2.0% (down from 2.25% prior). The downward revision to Q1 follows a string of softer source data, starting with the February durable goods report and punctuated by the downward revision to January real consumer spending.

 
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