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Bank Of America's Tragicomical Take on U2's One





While Bono would be pacing in his San Remo penthouse with 2 inch earplugs and howling at the moon upon hearing this next clip, which is a curious reincarnation of U2's legendary "One", it does explain Bank of Countrywide Lynch's approach to boosting employee morale, and, as a result, why employee morale is where it is now.

 
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Bank Of America Claims It Did Not Engage in Superbowl Carnival





Bank of Countrywide Lynch came out with a surprising release earlier in which it defended itself from media allegations that it had spent $10 million of TARP money on a 5 day Super Bowl carnival and that senior management was in fact not at the 20 yard line (cheering the

 
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Bank Of America Hits All Time Low Again As Does Textron





$4.78/share last. No specific reason yet aside from that it should maybe be at 0.

As for private jets, well you know our views

Flash

 
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Bank of America Can Only Drop Another $5.94...





...Before it hits $0
17% down today. What is over/under days until Ken Lewis' resignation. We say 10

*******UPDATE********

$5.65 to zero now

 
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