Deutsche Bank

In January, Zero Hedge wrote about the bankruptcy of paperboard and packaging company Smurfit Stone Container Corp. As this occurred at the peak of the post Lehman crunch it was not very surprising. However, what is somewhat surprising is our recent encounter with a case study of the Jefferson Smurfit Group LBO by Morgan Stanley, in which Madison Dearborn acquired JSG for €2.3 billion, and subsequently spun off SSCC to the public. What caught our attention was the fees and expenses that the advisors charged MDP to facilitate a deal which ultimately cashed out the investor group by spinning off the eventual toxic assets of SSCC to a hapless public: Deutsche Bank and Merrill Lynch pocketed a whopping €248.5 million (yes, that's Euros). And for what: presumably for M&A fees, Loan fees, HY Bridge and Bond Fees and FX/Hedging Revenues. What they missed to point out is the primary reason for MD's generosity: extracting all the relevant assets out of a formerly stable and growing, operation, spinning off all the shitty ones (eventually attempting to arrange restructuring fees and/or DIP financing on the remaining SSCC husk), leveraging the company with a massive debt load, and subsequently IPOing into the next bull market.

After the good folks in the Deutsche Bank securitization group anticipated a 47% drop in NY housing prices in March, they have released an updated report discussing the future pain in the top 10 MSA, and the biggest outlier by a big margin, once again, is the New York-White Plains-Wayne NY-NJ MSAD.

After the good folks in the Deutsche Bank securitization group anticipated a 47% drop in NY housing prices in March, they have released an updated report discussing the future pain in the top 10 MSA, and the biggest outlier by a big margin, once again, is the New York-White Plains-Wayne NY-NJ MSAD.

After the good folks in the Deutsche Bank securitization group anticipated a 47% drop in NY housing prices in March, they have released an updated report discussing the future pain in the top 10 MSA, and the biggest outlier by a big margin, once again, is the New York-White Plains-Wayne NY-NJ MSAD.

In what is an interview for the ages, CNBC's Melissa Francis takes on DB's Chief Economist Joe LaVorgna, stupefies him (and whatever watchers the comedy channel might have left) with a definition of inflation taken straight out of Cosmopolitan, tells him he has lost all credibility (4:20 into the clip), rewriters the first chapter in Econ 101, and ploughs on even after permabull Kudlow tells her to shut up. Priceless (in both a deflationary and Cosmo's inflationary world).

In a stunner of a development, Las Vegas casino operator Fontainebleau has amended its ongoing lawsuit against a set of banks, and has alleged that Deutsche Bank is now "seeking to destroy the Fontainebleau in order to minimize competition" with the Cosmopolitan Resort and Casino, which was acquired by Deutsche Bank in a foreclosure auction in September 2008 for $1 billion, after the casino had defaulted on a $760 million loan.

Deepak Moorjani shares the below letter, which initially appeared in NYT's DealBook, but subsequently was taken down for reasons known, and now only a big gaping 404 hole remains in its place (http://dealbook.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/04/16/another-view-deutsche-banks-culture-of-risk/).

Hugo Benziger, Chief Risk Officer of DB, spoke today at the Frankfurt School of Finance and Management, saying "we are in the middle of [the crisis]".

After Boaz Weinstein blew the place up, others are refusing to pick up the shrapnel. Bberg reports that DB's entire quant trading group, Equitech, has left to start on its own. The new fund will be called Roc Capital Management, based in NY and will be run by Arvind Raghunathan. Nicola Ralston, an advisor on investing in hedge funds points out the blatantly obvious "In this environment, it’s particularly important for individuals to have reputations in order to get access to seed money."