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IRS Admits Refunding Billions On Fake Tax Returns
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/29/2015 12:15 -0500Just hours after being force to admit that they were hacked (by Russians apparently), an inspector general's report shows that The IRS has rather remarkably continued to pay refunds on hundreds of thousands of fraudulent tax returns in recent years, and sent dozens of checks to the same addresses, including in Eastern Europe and elsewhere. While some progress has been made, $2.3 billion of real US taxpayer's money was wrongfully refunded to fake US taxpayers... but with this new cyber-attack, we suspect that number will soar.
The Leading And Most "Distinctive" Causes Of Death In Your State
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/28/2015 19:30 -0500The "average" American isn't doomed to die from a heart attack. According to a recent study by the CDC looking at the most distinctive deaths by state, by which they mean which type of death is abnormally represented relative to the national mean, Americans have a veritable cornucopia of ways in which they "pass" depending on which state they call home.
Florida Man Arrested After Limping From Pawn Shop With AK-47s Stuffed Down His Pants
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/27/2015 20:20 -0500You know it's bad when...
Frontrunning: May 22
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/22/2015 06:36 -0500- U.S. vows to continue patrols after China warns spy plane (Reuters)
- Bank of Japan Chief Cheers On Tokyo’s Surging Stocks (WSJ)
- Merkel Stamps Out Optimism on Greece After Tsipras Talks (BBG)
- Greece sees reforms deal with lenders in next 10 days (Reuters)
- Why Greece’s Syriza party is not sticking to the script on an IMF deal (Channel4)
- Why Does Putin Care Who Runs a Tiny Balkan Nation? Gas Pipelines (BBG)
- U.S. Stock-Index Futures Are Little Changed Before Yellen Speech (BBG)
- German Business Confidence Declines as Risks Cloud Outlook (BBG)
Frontrunning: May 21
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/21/2015 06:36 -0500- Once-Unthinkable Criminal Pleas by U.S. Banks Get Investor ‘Meh’ (BBG)
- The E-Mail That Helped Catch Barclays: ‘ISDAfix Is Manipulated’ (BBG)
- CFTC Said Preparing ISDAfix Probe Talks in Weeks: Credit Markets (BBG)
- Islamic State takes control of Syria's Palmyra in westward advance (Reuters)
- Tensions High as Greece Gets Smallest Aid Rise Yet (BBG)
- The Rise of the $50,000 Rental (BBG)
- U.S. says South China Sea reclamations stoke instability (Reuters)
- First Hanergy Now Goldin: Hong Kong Stocks Drop Like Stones (BBG)
Obama Flip-Flops: Plans To De-Militarize His Militarized Police
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/18/2015 20:30 -0500Having enabled billions of dollars worth of militarized equipment to be unloaded into every police department in the nation - only to have alienated the very Americans that hoped for change the most - it appears President Obama is ready to uncross another red line. Following unrest in U.S. cities over the deaths of black men at the hands of police officers, Reuters reports, during his triup to Camden NJ, Obama announced his plans to put in place new restrictions on the use of military equipment by police departments.
America's Pitiful "Choice"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/15/2015 17:15 -0500We present the likely winner of the next election...

A Generational Storm Is Coming
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/13/2015 21:32 -0500Either you break free from the jackass things your parents have done to you... or you deserve what you get.
This Is What Happened To Tinder's Predecessor
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/11/2015 22:30 -0500Before there was Tinder, which just won a student the Ira Sohn contest for best write up for its "underappreciated valuation" in IAC, there was Adult Friend Finder, aka FriendFinder networks, a website whose sole purposes was finding, to put it bluntly, a fuck buddy. Here is a quick remind what happened to Tinder's predecessor.
The Average Age Of A Minimum Wage Worker In America Is 36
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/11/2015 19:25 -0500Did you know that 89 percent of all minimum wage workers in the United States are not teens? At this point, the average age of a minimum wage worker in this country is 36, and 56 percent of them are women. Millions upon millions of Americans are working as hard as they can (often that means two or three jobs), and yet despite all of their hard work they still find themselves mired in poverty. One of the big reasons for this is that we have created two classes of workers in the United States.
George Zimmerman Suffers Gunshot Wound In Orlando - Live Feed
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/11/2015 13:05 -0500Update: AP confirms Zimmerman not seriously injured.
George Zimmerman, who was acquitted in the 2013 shooting death of Trayvon Martin, has, according to WESH Orlando, been shot in Orlando, Florida. The shooting involved two men and happened on Lake Mary Boulevard, police said. Officers at the scene said it appeared Zimmerman suffered a minor gunshot wound, Bracknell said. “He walked normally into the ambulance, so he wasn’t being helped or nothing,” said witness Ricardo Berrare.
The 90,000 Square Foot, 100 Million Dollar Home That Is A Metaphor For America
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/09/2015 11:31 -0500Fed-created bubbles are inevitably going to implode, because they have no relation to economic reality whatsoever. And when they implode, millions of Americans are going to be financially wiped out. Just like David and Jackie Siegel, “America’s time-share king”, America just keeps on making the same mistakes over and over again - we simply can’t help ourselves. And in the end, we will all pay a great, great price for our utter foolishness.
Home Flipping Profits Hit Record As Wall Street Drives Speculation (Again)
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/08/2015 14:40 -0500There's never been a better time to be a home flipper. Not only are average returns at all-time highs (you can double your money in Baltimore), you can even obtain cheap financing from Wall Street as opposed to dealing with pesky local banks. Better still, there's a very good chance you won't have to deal with annoying aspiring homeowners because according to RealtyTrac, the percentage of flipped homes sold to other "investors" is at a four-year high.
When The Elites Wage War On America, This Is How They Will Do It
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/06/2015 21:30 -0500The consequences and patterns of war, whether by one nation against another or by a government against the citizenry, rarely change. However, the methods of war have evolved vastly in modern times. Wars by elites against populations are often so subtle that many people might not even recognize that they are under attack until it is too late. Any defense the American people might muster against elitist dismantling of constitutional liberties would inevitably turn to "insurgency". So using CFR member Boot’s views on counterinsurgency as a guideline, here is how the elites will most likely wage open war on those within the American population who have the will to fight back.
Florida Man Faces 15 Year Sentence For Sex On A Beach (But Still No Bankers In Jail)
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/05/2015 21:45 -0500This is what “justice” looks like in the Oligarch States of America. If you’re a pleb who gets caught having consensual sex on the beach, you’re immediately convicted and face up to 15 years in the gulag. Meanwhile, if you’re a banking executive responsible for crashing the global economy, you’re rewarded with trillions in taxpayer bailouts and backstops and given free reign to continue your crime spree.


