Rich Nation Problems: Even If Norway Wanted To Do QE, They Couldn't
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/16/2015 10:10 -0500"My guess is that we will have negative rates in Norway before there will be any talk of QE"...
Passport Found Next To Paris Suicide Bomber Belongs To Syrian "Political Refugee" Who Entered Greece
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/14/2015 23:28 -0500The trifecta has emerged: just as expected, the link between Syrian refugees, ISIS, and Terrorism has now been set in stone.
EU Commissioner's Dire Warning: "The Only Alternative To Europe Is War"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/13/2015 15:44 -0500While the saying goes "good fences make good neighbors," it appears the leadership of The EU is starting to get frustrated with the lack of acquiescence among some of the 'union's' newer or more marginal members. In a somewhat stunning statement, following ongoing and contentious meetings to discuss solutions to the migrant 'problem', EU Commissioner Timmermanns appeared to warn disagreeable member states, "There is an alternative to everything. I believe in EU cooperation because of all other forms in history have been tried to help Europeans get on better, and with the exception of this one, all other forms have led to war - so let's stick to this one."
Welcome To Crickhowell - The Entire Welsh Town That Just Went 'Offshore'
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/12/2015 16:00 -0500Angered that Facebook, Google, Amazon, etc. pay very little tax, an entire town in Wales decided to employ the exact same tax strategies used by big companies to reduce their own tax burdens. As the proprietor of the local smokery put it, the plan is "jolly clever." Doing this is not immoral or unpatriotic.
Cramer Does It Again: Camera-On-A-Stick Plunges Below IPO Price
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/12/2015 12:01 -0500Having soared to almost $100 - because it was a social media company - Camera-on-a-stick maker GoPro has collapsed 75% from its highs and broken back below its $24 IPO Price for the first time.. which is odd as in July, CNBC's Jim Cramer said "Go Pro is heading higher... I know growth oriented money managers who would gladly pay as much as 60 times earnings for a company with these numbers. I think GoPro's a bargain at these levels."
If It Wasn't For These 8 Companies The Market Would Be Down In 2015
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/10/2015 13:50 -0500While FANG (Facebook, Amazon, Netflix, Google) has become ubiquitous among the retail investing public still 'trading stocks', now it is time to meet NOSH (Nike, O'Reilly, Starbucks, Home Depot). The reason is simple - without these 8 stocks, the S&P 500 would be down year-to-date... "solid foundation" for the next leg in the bull market? Or teetering inverted pyramid scheme?
Volkswagen And China: A Perfect Fit
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/06/2015 18:55 -0500If Angela Merkel wants to get rid of one of her major headaches, we suggest she should tell Volkswagen to move its operations from Wolfsburg to China. It may seem a strange thing to do at first blush, with 750,000 German jobs on the line, but bear with us here, because this could well be the only way to preserve at least some value for VW’s stock- and bondholders.
Technology, Competition, And The 'Crapification' Of Jobs
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/06/2015 10:41 -0500The 'crapification' of jobs is the direct result of the 'crapification' of the economy.
Frontrunning: November 5
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/05/2015 07:38 -0500- BOE Stays Cautious on Rate-Hike Timing as Inflation Outlook Cut (BBG)
- China Enters Bull Market (WSJ)
- Britain says Islamic State likely brought down Russian plane (Reuters)
- Dollar jumps as markets fix on December rate expectations (Reuters)
- Activist Investor Bill Ackman Plays Defense (WSJ)
- BOJ Survey Data Reveals Signs of Growing Inequality in Japan (BBG)
- UAW Warns of General Motors Strike If Workers Fail to Approve Contract (WSJ)
Hugh Hendry: "Today We Would Advise You That You Don't Panic!"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/03/2015 11:28 -0500"It is ironic that we are perhaps best known for advising “that you panic”. However, if you are anxious at the wrong time it can prove very painful. Today, we would advise that you don’t panic!
... by withdrawing the “Greenspan put” and using their asset purchase schemes to eviscerate any notion of value, the authorities have paradoxically created a safer yet more paranoid market."
- Hugh Hendry
Ban Ki-Moon Condemns The American Stand On Syria, Endorses Putin's
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/01/2015 18:05 -0500In an interview with Spanish newspapers that was published October 31st, U.N. Secretary General Ban Ki-Moon condemned U.S. President Barack Obama’s demand that Syrian President Bashar al-Assad be removed from office, and Moon said: “The future of Assad must be determined by the Syrian people." The U.N. Secretary General's detailed comments are implicitly blaming all of this - lots of blood and misery - on U.S. President Obama, and on the “many Western countries” who ally with him and have joined with him in demanding regime-change in Syria. Ban ki-Moon took a rare courageous position here: what he said was correct, though it’s virtually unmentionable in the West.
The Empty Bus
Submitted by Tim Knight from Slope of Hope on 10/31/2015 21:30 -0500I thought I'd change my tone and write up a genuinely positive, optimistic post. This has to do with what I think will be a tectonic shift over the next twenty years: transportation.
Frontrunning: October 30
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/30/2015 06:43 -0500- AIG
- American Express
- American International Group
- Apple
- Baidu
- Barclays
- Bond
- Botox
- China
- Credit Suisse
- Crude
- Crude Oil
- default
- Deutsche Bank
- European Union
- General Motors
- Germany
- Greece
- Ireland
- New York City
- PIMCO
- RBS
- Real estate
- Recession
- Reuters
- Saudi Arabia
- Shenzhen
- United Kingdom
- Volatility
- Volkswagen
- Yuan
- World stocks on course for best month in four years (Reuters)
- Global Stocks Up Amid Stimulus Hopes (WSJ)
- BOJ Refrains From Adding Stimulus Even as Inflation, Growth Wane (BBG)
- U.S. Avoids Debt Default as Congress Passes Fiscal Plan (BBG)
- China naval chief says minor incident could spark war in South China Sea (Reuters)
- Exclusive Club: No High-Frequency Traders Allowed at Luminex (WSJ)
World's Largest Sovereign Wealth Fund Has Worst Quarter In 4 Years After Losing 21% On Chinese Stocks
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/28/2015 12:41 -0500Norway's $860 billion sovereign wealth fund (tasked with managing the country's vast oil wealth) just had its worst quarter in 4 years and its first back-to-back quarterly loss since 2009 after an array of EM bets went awry. Meanwhile, the government is set to start making withdraws from the fund as slumping crude prices have effectively reduced inflows to zero.
BTFD Bravado Hails From A Hill Made Of Bull
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/25/2015 15:00 -0500One would think that 'little incident in August' never happened. Yes, the markets once again rewarded the BTFD crowd. But (and it’s a very big but) not because it’s a market. This is what takes place in a casino. Confusing financial market expertise and casino gambling is the mistake today’s “bull” crowd keeps making. And just like most gamblers – the odds turn out of your favor just when you believed you had “the” sure-fire system to beat them.



