New Normal
Underwater Homeowners "Here To Stay" Zillow Says
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/20/2015 08:16 -0500The percentage of homeowners underwater in the US was flat from Q3 to Q4 which doesn’t sound all that terrible until you consider that this figure had fallen for 10 consecutive quarters. Things look particularly bad in Florida and the midwest where more than 25% of borrowers are sitting in a negative equity position. A new report from Zillow says negative equity will become a permanent fixture in the housing market.
Even Ed Yardeni Admits "This Is Not Investing... The Markets Are All Rigged"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/19/2015 15:30 -0500"This is not investing," exclaims Ed Yardeni in this brief clip, "it is all about central bankers... these markets are all rigged." That is not a criticism he notes, "I just say that factually... I love these central bankers, they've been very good to the stock market." The clip is then followed by a defense of this pumping by central banks, because "we are a 401(k) society." Which apparently ignores the whole "massive inequality gap" issue that is staring America right in the eyes... But for now stocks are up so "shut up and enjoy it" as Larry Kudlow said yesterday.
How Many Shale Oil Plays Make Money At $37 Per Barrel? (Spoiler Alert: None)
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/19/2015 11:53 -0500The oil jobs nightmare is in fact spreading like a cancer. Last year there was much banter from the Wall Street shysters and Bakkan shale oil experts about the true breakeven price for shale oil not being $80 (which is the truth) but actually being as low as $58 a barrel. They were spreading this lie in order to keep idiot investors buying the stocks and bonds of these fly by night shale oil companies. Well, we are now six months further down the line and Bakkan shale oil this morning is selling for $37 per barrel.
The Wolf Is Guarding The Hen House: The Government's War On Cyberterrorism
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/17/2015 22:00 -0500“The game is rigged, the network is bugged, the government talks double-speak, the courts are complicit and there’s nothing you can do about it.”
Who's Hurting From Slumping Commodities
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/15/2015 19:20 -0500With a rebound in commodities a long way out, here's which countries may be hit the hardest.
The Militarization Of France Is Not Temporary: "10,000 Troops To Remain On The Streets"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/11/2015 15:47 -0500Who could have seen this coming? The French government, having deployed military to its streets during the attacks by Islamic extremists last month, has - just as every other government in the world in the new normal - decided that this temporary militarization of French streets is now permanent. As RT reports, President Hollande has decided to "maintain the level of the army on the national territory at 10,000 troops," with a total of 7,000 troops monitoring (and protecting) religious buildings.
Caught On Tape: South African Reporter Mugged Live On Air
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/11/2015 08:20 -0500It appears the new normal has reached peak 'consequence-free'-ness. As South African reporter Vuyo Mvoko prepared for his live TV report - standing in front of a camera, bright lights, and various cameramen and crew - two armed men decided it was an opportune time for a mugging... and the whole farcical and dangerous scene was caught on tape...
Do Not Show Mario Draghi This Chart
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/10/2015 13:10 -0500This was not supposed to happen... Once again it appears that front-running the central banks hints and selling the actions is the new normal as (just as occurred in the period around the Q€ announcement), despite pushging higher last week, inflation expectations have tumbled lower since Draghi unleashed the trillion-euro bazooka...
Central Banks Are Crack Dealers & Faith Healers
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/10/2015 10:44 -0500- Abenomics
- Across the Curve
- Albert Edwards
- Bank of Japan
- Bond
- Central Banks
- China
- Currency Peg
- European Central Bank
- Eurozone
- Federal Reserve
- fixed
- Foreign Central Banks
- Germany
- Global Economy
- High Yield
- Institutional Investors
- Japan
- Lehman
- M2
- McKinsey
- Monetary Policy
- Monetization
- Money Supply
- New Normal
- Quantitative Easing
- Recession
- recovery
- Shadow Banking
- Yen
- Yuan
The entire formerly rich world is addicted to debt, and it is not capable of shaking that addiction. Not until the whole facade that was built to hide this addiction must and will come crashing down along with the corpus itself. Central banks are a huge part of keeping the disease going, instead of helping the patient quit and regain health, which arguably should be their function. In other words, central banks are not doctors, they’re crack dealers and faith healers. Why anyone would ever agree to that role for some of the world’s economically most powerful entities is a question that surely deserves and demands an answer.
The New Normal Of "Anything Goes" And "Nothing Matters" Is Turning Lethal
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/09/2015 13:15 -0500The consequence will not be eternal virtual prosperity, but rather a wrecked accounting system for the operations of civilized human life. We’ve stepped across the event horizon of that consequence, but we just don’t know it yet. Our bet is that we start feeling the effects sooner rather than later; and when it is finally felt, all the Kardashian videos in this universe and a trillion universes like it will not avail to distract us...
Frontrunning: March 5
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/05/2015 07:35 -0500- Apple
- B+
- Bank of England
- Ben Bernanke
- Ben Bernanke
- China
- Citigroup
- CPI
- Credit Suisse
- Deutsche Bank
- Evercore
- Exxon
- Federal Reserve
- Fitch
- Housing Market
- Iran
- Israel
- Keefe
- Morgan Stanley
- NASDAQ
- Natural Gas
- New Normal
- Nomura
- NRF
- Obamacare
- Raymond James
- Reality
- Reuters
- Serious Fraud Office
- Sirius XM
- Time Warner
- Viacom
- White House
- China Lowers Growth Target to About 7% (WSJ)
- Obesity Is Hurting the U.S. Economy in Surprising Ways (BBG)
- Embattled Hillary Clinton urges State Department to release emails (Reuters)
- Washington Strips New York Fed’s Power (WSJ)
- U.S. Supreme Court split over Obamacare challenge (Reuters)
- Citigroup Loses $800 Million as It Exits Turkey’s Akbank (BBG)
- Justice Who Once Tried to Kill Obamacare Now Potential Savior (BBG)
- Buyers of Espírito Santo Debt Face Financial Uncertainty (WSJ)
Frontrunning: March 3
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/03/2015 08:05 -0500- 3 days after Zero Hedge, here's Bloomberg: Company Cash Bathes Stocks as Monthly Buybacks Set Record (BBG)
- Israel's Netanyahu to address Congress in speech that has strained ties with Obama (Reuters), Risks Diplomatic, Political Pain If Speech Falls Flat (BBG)
- Before Key Speech, Netanyahu Hails U.S. Ties (WSJ)
- $1.92 bilion FX rigging charge: Barclays Posts Loss as Foreign-Exchange Provisions Rise (WSJ)
- Barclays Awards Jenkins First Bonus as CEO, Cuts Pay Pool (BBG)
- Exxon’s Russia Exposure Surges as Long View Outweighs Sanctions (BBG)
- Obama says Iran must halt key nuclear work for at least a decade (Reuters)
- Yellen Turning from Friend to Foe for Dollar Bulls (BBG)
China Cuts Interest Rates, Takes Number Of Central Banks Easing In 2015 To 21
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/28/2015 08:51 -0500And then there were 21. Hours ago on Saturday, the country whose currency is largely pegged to the dollar which itself is now anticipating a rate hike in the coming months, surprised the world by confirming its economic slowdown yet again following a recent rate cut just this past November when it lowered its benchmark rate by 40 bps, after it again cut benchmark lending and deposit rates by 25 bps starting on March 1. Specifically, the PBOC will lower the one-year lending rate to 5.35% from 5.6% and its one-year deposit rate to 2.5% from 2.75%. It also said it would raise the maximum interest rate on bank deposits to 130% of the benchmark rate from 120%.
Self-Aware? World's Largest Hedge Fund Shifts Strategy To Artificial Intelligence
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/27/2015 21:30 -0500Despite warnings from the likes of Elon Musk and Stephen Hawking (and of course, Sarah Connor), Ray Dalio's $165 billion AUM hedge fund Bridgewater will start a new, artificial-intelligence unit next month. Despite the "new normal"'s total reversal of any and every historical rational trading pattern, the unit will attempt to create trading algorithms that make predictions based on historical data and statistical probabilities, as "machine learning is the new wave of investing for the next 20 years and the smart players are focusing on it." Does this mean the talking heads of CNBC, with their 'memes', 'myths', and 'mumbling' rationales for it always being a good time to buy are now obsolete? Or did the market just become self-aware?
Frontrunning: February 27
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/27/2015 07:54 -0500- Apple
- B+
- BAC
- Bank of America
- Bank of America
- Bank of England
- Barack Obama
- Barclays
- Boeing
- Bond
- Carlyle
- CBOE
- Central Banks
- Chicago PMI
- China
- Citigroup
- Consumer Sentiment
- Credit Suisse
- Creditors
- Crude
- Deutsche Bank
- FBI
- Ford
- GOOG
- Insider Trading
- Intelsat
- JPMorgan Chase
- Lazard
- Lloyds
- Market Crash
- Merrill
- Michigan
- Morgan Stanley
- Natural Gas
- Nelnet
- New Normal
- New York City
- New York Stock Exchange
- Obama Administration
- Private Equity
- Raymond James
- RBS
- recovery
- Reuters
- Royal Bank of Scotland
- Shenzhen
- Standard Chartered
- Third Point
- Ukraine
- Wells Fargo
- Yuan
- Central Banks With Negative Rates Spur Question of How Low to Go (BBG)
- DHS to keep running: Congress edges toward domestic security funding patch (Reuters)
- Setbacks for Tsipras Stir Discord in Greek Ruling Party (BBG)
- Greece’s Challenge: Appeasing Its Creditors and Its Population (WSJ)
- Buffett, a cheerleader for America, takes his checkbook abroad (Reuters)
- Oil’s Big Swings Are the New Normal: Market has rarely been more volatile (WSJ)
- Ukraine Left Behind as Russian Stock Gains Are Unmatched (BBG)
- Brent rises to $61, set for first monthly gain since July (Reuters)


