• dazzak
    09/01/2015 - 21:45
    Wax on Wax off.....things could spiral out of control rather quickly

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Futures Soar On Latest "Greece Fixed" Rumor; Forget To Drop On Rumor Denial





It wouldn't be the new normal without a "Greek deal imminent" rumor/headline and so after overnight China-based strength gave way to selling pressure, another twitter-based rumor of "chatter" of a Greek accord (which given yesterday's comments seems extremely unlikely anyway) sparked a malt-up in EURUSD and US Equity futures. However, as is always the case, Virtu's algos as usual forgot to sell when the official denial occurred just a few minutes later.

 
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The New Normal Graduate's Survival Guide





The American Dream...

 
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When The "Sharing" Economy Goes Too Far: Syphillis Cases Soar 79% In A Year





"What's mine is yours, for a fee," is the mantra of the new normal "sharing economy," as various segments of our heretofore under-utilized assets are variously 'rented' out for the enjoyment of others. However, as a report by the Rhode Island Department of Health suggests, perhaps we are sharing just a little too much. Sexually transmitted diseases are on the rise in the US, with health officials pointing the finger at casual sex arranged through social media as "the perfect storm." With gonorrhea up 30%, HIV infections up by 33%, and syphilis soaring a shocking 79% in the last year alone, perhaps they have a point.

 
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Meanwhile In India, It Is So Hot The Roads Are Melting, "One Billion People Impacted"





While we patiently await Wall Street's weathermen, formerly known as economists, to blame the next swoon in US GDP on California's relentless drought, now in its fourth year, we wonder how many double seasonally-adjusted, pro-forma, non-GAAP GDP points India's blistering heatwave will bring. Because if California thinks it has it bad, India has it far worse. According to AccuWeather,  the severe weather "could have a significant impact on lives and property for more than a billion people in Asia during the summer of 2015." It is so hot, in fact, that the read is literally melting...

 
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Need To Manipulate Markets? Just Email The Bank Of England At hammer@bankofengland.co.uk





Meet Martin "The Hammer" Mallett, chief currencies dealer at the Bank of England in 2007, and, as WSJ reports, recipient of emails that were part of an alleged campaign to rig benchmark interest rates, according to evidence presented in a London trial Wednesday. Remarkably, as we have detailed extensively, the emails were sent out with daily suggestions for where a variety of banks should set Libor. Mallett was later fired for what the central bank described as "serious misconduct," although the bank said his departure wasn’t directly related to the currencies-rigging investigation.

 
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Bill Gross: "My 'Short Of A Lifetime' Bund Trade Was Well Timed But Not Necessarily Well Executed"





Bill Gross just revealed another aspect of trading in the new (or any) normal: one may get the direction and the timing with laser-like precision (as Gross did on his Bund trade), but if said trade is excecuted in a way where the inherent "coiled spring" volatility of the Gross-defined "new normal" blows up the trade structure, the losses will make one wish never to have had the correct idea in the first place.

 
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Are Stocks & Bonds Due For A "Generational" 75% Crash?





From the point of view of history, a reversion to generational lows is inevitable, and a valuation level around 50% of GDP for stocks is a fair target. This implies a 75% decline in both stocks and bonds within the next decade, if not sooner.
 
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Yet Another Chart That Whimpers "Recession"





It's worthwhile recalling that mainstream economists, the Federal Reserve, government agencies and the mainstream financial media all deny the economy is in recession until it falls off a cliff.

 
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London Housing Bubble Watch: $630/Month For A Bed "In" A Shared Kitchen!





You know it's a bubble when... A listing has appeared online advertising a single bed in a house in London where the mattress is located in the kitchen.

 
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Getting A Job At McDonald's Harder Than Getting Accepted To The Ivy League





In 2011, McDonald's announced it would hire 50,000 new employees on April 19 for its National Hiring Day. They eventually hired 62,000 people. Over 1 million people applied. With 62,000 hired out of more than 1 million, that leaves the McDonald's acceptance rate at 6.20%. Let's see how that compares with the Ivy League acceptance rate in 2011...

 
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If You're Not Outraged By NSA Surveillance, Here's Why You Should Be





Thursday, in a long-awaited opinion, the Second Circuit Court of Appeals in New York' three-judge panel ruled that the NSA program that secretly intercepts the telephone metadata of every American was illegal. It’s now up to Congress to vote on whether or not to modify the law and continue the program, or let it die once and for all. Lawmakers must vote on this matter by June 1, when they need to reauthorize the Patriot Act. A key factor in that decision is the American public’s attitude toward surveillance. Given the vast amount of revelations about NSA abuses, it is somewhat surprising that just slightly more than a majority of Americans seem concerned about government surveillance. Which leads to the question of why?

 

 
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California's "Unprecedented" Drought In Pictures





 
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Frontrunning: May 6





  • ‘Flash Crash’ Overhaul Is Snarled in Red Tape (WSJ)
  • ECB Considers Tighter Noose on Greek Banks (BBG)
  • Dollar Falls as U.S. Data Cast Doubt on Fed Policy Tightening (BBG)
  • Market U-Turn Rams Hedge Funds (WSJ)
  • Greece makes 200 million euro IMF payment due Wednesday (Reuters)
  • Greek unemployment was 25.4 percent in February (Reuters)
  • J.P. Morgan’s Barista-Turned-Banker Sees Good Things Brewing (WSJ)
 
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