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    12/21/2014 - 09:37
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"We Tortured Some Folks": CIA Lied To Congress, Senate Torture Report Reveals





In what we are confident everyone will find to be absolutely shocking news, moments ago the Senate Torture report was released. The key finding, hold on to your hats, is that the CIA "misled" Congress. As for the timing of the release, which takes place at the same time as Jonathan Gruber (Ph.D) is being grilled in the House, it is hardly a coincidence that Obama does everything in his power to deflect attention to what took place under the Bush administration, commenting that "torture techniques did significant damage to America’s standing” in the world. So what did the droning of thousands of innocent civilians do to the same "standing"?

 
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Obamacare Architect Gruber Testifies Before "Stupid America" - Live Webcast





Today at 9:30am Eastern, the two key people behind Obamacare will testify under oath before the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform. One of them is Marilyn Tavenner, the CMS Administrator and the person who was tasked with managing the implementation of Obamacare: a process that was a complete disaster as those who tried to sign up on the healthcare.gov website in late 2013 will recall (and whose overhaul cost over $2 billion).  On the other hand, Jonathan Gruber has recently gained notoriety after a series of videos with him were leaked, in which he bragged that deception and “the stupidity of the American voter” allowed Obama to ram his pet healthcare program into law.

 
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Even Obama's Personal Chef Is Leaving Him





One of the perks of being a president: having your own personal, taxpayer-funded chef. And in the case of Barack Obama, this means an instrumental player in the development of Michelle Obama's controversial "school lunch program", one who also happens to be "Executive Director of the First Lady’s Let’s Move! initiative, the first-ever White House Senior Policy Advisor on Nutrition, and personal chef to the First Family." He name is, or rather his name was Sam Kass, because alongside pretty much everyone else close to Obama in recent few years, Chef Kass is done feeding the First Stomach and is also getting the hell out of Dodge the White House.

 
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Congress Declares War Against Russia … Bipartisan Ridicule Follows





Congress Desperately Tries to Stir Up War ... Even Though Public Doesn't Want It

 
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Obama Undergoes Medical Tests, CT Scan Over Sore Throat





Who says the US president is unwilling to suffer great discomfort and intolerable pain in the pursuit of his noble, "leader of the free world" duties? Not flashing red headlines informing us about the constant state of the president's frail laryngeal area, that's for sure. From Bloomberg:

  • PRESIDENT OBAMA SEEKING TREATMENT FOR SORE THROAT, DOCTOR SAYS

And while the social media has been lit ablaze with alternative "theories" that may have caused Obama's throat discomfort, please join us as we observe a minute of silence in awe of America's suffering president.

 
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This Is The Body Camera That All NYPD Officers Will Soon Wear





As part of the final solution to inner city social unrest across America, President Obama has put forward recommendations that all police offers wear body cameras... this is what the 'eyes-are-always-on-you' NYPD police camera will look like. What ever happened to Google Glass privacy concerns?

 
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"Obama Is Positively Allergic To Compromise"





While everyone knows Obama's position and stance on everything which is either his way or the potholeway, here is how the other side sees Obama's inability to lead, i.e., reach a consensus. As The Hill reported, Sen. John Cornyn (R-Texas) blasted President Obama for killing a bipartisan tax deal. “The president seems to be positively allergic to compromise and good faith negotiations,” Cornyn said on the Senate floor Tuesday. “His actions are dividing the country.”

 
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President Obama Addresses Business Roundtable CEOs - Live Feed





The nation's top CEOs trimmed their forecasts for sales and capital spending, according to the Business Roundtable's fourth quarter survey, predicting the economy will grow a modest 2.4% next year (well below the forecasts of many economists who expect the nation's GDP to rise 3% or more in 2015), with only 36% expecting to increase capital spending. Given the roundtable's urging government to extend corporate tax breaks that are set to expire and pass broader corporate tax changes that would encourage companies to invest in the U.S., we look forward to President Obama explaining to the CEOs why they've never had it better...

 
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Where Obama Still Polls Strongly





With African Americans. However, even they are unhappy with Obama's Ferguson performance.

 
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Guest Post: The Flawed 75% Tax Solution From Hollande And Piketty





Any economic sage should conclude that the cure for high taxation is, well, low taxation. Remember our job is not to maximize government revenues in the short run, but to improve living standards in the long run. France would do well to repudiate its native son Piketty, and move to align its policies with the Scotsman Adam Smith, who a long time ago advocated low-broad taxation and light-handed regulation of capital and labour markets.

 
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President Obama Reminds Americans Of The Threat Of Ebola (& The Need To Spend $6 Billion To Fix It) - Live Feed





With Ebola off the front-pages of every media outlet, President Obama appears to finding it tough to get his $6 billion funding request to fight the deadly disease... time for some hope (things are good in America, Spain delcared Ebola-free) and fearmongery (5,987 deaths and 16,889 cases currently) as The White House increases Ebola response units in the US and sends more military and civilians into Africa...

 
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US Debt Reaches $18 Trillion; Surges 70% In Obama's ‘Recovery’





Total U.S. national debt hit a new record high overnight at over $18 trillion as the Obama administration continues to pile debt onto the back of the U.S. taxpayer at a rate that would have made George W. Bush look prudent.

 
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President Obama 'Fixes' Ferguson





Yep that should do it...

 
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Obama Planning To Increase Funding For The Militarization Of America's Police Force





Since 2006,MRAPs, helicopters, machine guns, and night-vision-goggle have been increasingly evident across America as the good ol' yankee copper morphs into a full-metal-jacket-looking killer (even as the FBI admits the threats to police have not escalated as much as the media would like). So it isjust 'lucky' that Ferguson has reignited a narrative that enables President Obama "to discuss federal programs and funding that provide equipment to the state and local enforcement agencies," in a series of meetings today at The White House. We suspect funding will increase (for your own protection) and a new SWATification Tzar will be unveiled.

 
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"We Blew It," Chuck Schumer Says Democrat Focus On Obamacare Was Wrong





With friends like this, who needs Republicans. President Obama may be turning over in his golf cart this Thanksgiving weekend as no lessor Democrat than Chuck "get back to work, Mr. Chairman" Schumer said Tuesday night that Democrats acted wrongly in using their new mandate after the 2008 election to focus on the issue rather than the economy at the height of a terrible recession. As National Journal reports, Schumer exclaimed, we "blew the opportunity the American people gave [us]." Little late to distance yourself from this cluster-tax chucky boy...

 
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