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What Will The Fed Buy Next?





 
 

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Sat, 11/13/2010 - 21:43 | 725534 RoRoTrader
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lizzy,

are you from canada?

ps.......my answer was 'other'. this is really a chemistry question. see accelerant from wikipedia.

Accelerants play a major role in chemistry. Most chemical reactions can be hastened with an accelerant. Accelerants are catalysts which alter a chemical bond, speed up a chemical process, or bring organisms back to homeostasis. An accelerant can be any substance that can bond, mix, or disturb another substance and cause an increase in the speed of a natural, or artificial chemical process.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 16:33 | 725150 mark mchugh
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Other - more politicians.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 17:03 | 725166 Atomizer
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The model is melting away, however it will be attempted again. History always repeats.

An old video. It serves my young memory portal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RTTUqQJhlU

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 20:42 | 725468 GoinFawr
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Loved that, thanks.

Favourite line,

"...even though we disagree, we share a common enemy."

 Solid.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 16:29 | 725148 DirtySouth
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Deeez Nuuuts

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 16:17 | 725127 bugs_
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(O) ALL OF THE ABOVE

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 16:20 | 725131 Quinvarius
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No kidding.  It only let me choose one.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 16:15 | 725124 detournement
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'This is true the Plumber is clearly smarter than the Ben Bernanke'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTUY16CkS-k&feature=player_embedded#!

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 16:13 | 725123 UncleFurker
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They'll just keep buying what they have been already - dogshit.

 

 

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 16:05 | 725111 kdervin
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Maybe Ricketts can interest Bernanke in some (Re)build Wrigley Bonds.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 15:58 | 725101 GoinFawr
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Is this question referring to what we believe the FED will purchase next openly, or continue to purchase surreptitiously?

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 16:33 | 725090 Arius
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- All of the above.

if I may suggest - as an another choice.

reason: because everything is f.....

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 15:45 | 725088 Fractal Leverage
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Muni Bonds to stop state defaults -> CMBS to stop CRE collapse -> RMBS to stop TBTF collapse -> Long-Dated Bonds to protect YC.

Fed's buying stocks de facto anyway (and therefore pumping up ETFs) so no need for them to explicitly come out and do it themselves.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 15:44 | 725084 morph
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They're already buying half of those options.

Maybe hard real estate next? Why not, the rules of the game no longer exist.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 15:45 | 725072 Ckierst1
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The obvious answer is "Other":

http://toys.shop.ebay.com/Retired-/440/i.html?LH_PayPal=1&_nkw=squealer+pig&_armrs=1&_dmd=2&_from=R10&_ipg=&_pcats=19205%2C19203%2C49019%2C220&_sop=1

 

Could one of you gentle folk tell me how the hell I can check my posts to see if there has been a response to my post on this delightful website.  I haven't a clue how to gracefully discover if there has been a reply.  the only way I have found in an organized fashion is to go to My account>Track>select a particular article in Track>Go to "Find on Page" and put in my handle.  That is inelegant and sucks!

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 23:05 | 725632 RECISION
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Yes, can I put in one vote for an upgrade to this as well.

In fact, something that listed all your posts/comments would be great.

Just a list of: time/date and the first line you wrote would be very helpful

Sun, 11/14/2010 - 10:58 | 725980 blindfaith
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NO..leave it as is.  I can't take the criticism!  I can barely keep from crying now.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 16:43 | 725165 Sunshine n Lollipops
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It is rather clumsy. I haven't found a better way either, though.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 15:39 | 725070 EscapeKey
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Other: More inkjet printers.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 15:35 | 725063 FIHCY
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The Cayman Islands.

It'll be like summertime year round at the Hamptons without the seething masses at the other end of the island.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 15:32 | 725055 MasterB
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I voted "Other" - my 1995 Honda Accord and an old dishwasher I have. Sorry Fed, My FZ album collection is NOT for sale!

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 15:53 | 725097 ChanceIs
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You are right, but way behind the eight ball.  We already did that kind of QE with the cash for clunkers.  Doesn't mean that we won't try it again.

I can see the FED taking a big position in dental floss futures. 

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 23:44 | 725664 MasterB
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No, that was the FEDeral gummit, but you might be right: I should have used the lease on my 2010 Lexus as an example; nonrtheless, I might be moving to Montana soon. HA!

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 21:13 | 725509 BigJim
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Trend-mongering peccaries would be a good Fed purchase.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 15:30 | 725050 ChanceIs
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Municipal bonds is the correct answer:

1) It is the least conflict if interest sensitive - FED can't be accused of playing favorites by picking amongst private assets.

2) It is the most politically charged, in the sense that the municipalities have political pull, albeit distanced from Washington.

3) The FED is indirectly buying munis rightr now as it is buying Treasuries and the US Gvmnt is bailing the sates out - with the Treasury sales proceeds.  May as well come out of the closet with it as the FED has bascially done with directly purchasing Treasuries - through Goldman Sachs of coures....and for a fee.

4) The municipalities are in the most trouble.  Did Harrisburg file yet???  Looks very bad on the front page.  Remember QEII is all about restoring Keynesian "animal spirits,"  and having a large piece of your retirement funds in increasingly worhtless munis won't go down too well.

5) It won't be commodities.  They are already through the roof - and hurting J6P at the pump. 

Sun, 11/14/2010 - 10:54 | 725977 blindfaith
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Can't buy the muni idea...yet.  After all Mericans just sent a big message to Congress that there is to much Government.  Bail out the muni's and you still have big government.

Why here in Florida we have a "barely legal, out run the feds", new governor who ran on "create new jobs" and first thing he is doing is dump 5,000 state jobs, has teachers in his gun site for pay reductions, big cuts in state Medicade and other assorted thank-you's for senior citizens who gave him his New Job.

No, the muni bonds can wait, much work to be done in the downsizing department.

WOW...2.99 gas, I wish.  The only thing here at 2.99 is hamburger with 20% water and 30% fat added so the CPI doesn't get out of wack with those inflation calculations. So when you wonder why the burger drops thru the grill like sawdust, or when chicken or pork ends up being half the size after cooking...you can thank  all those needles full of water that your inflation conscience grocery injects into the food you buy. 

So, I think the FED will buy more pork, the other white meat.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 15:38 | 725068 Strongbad
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"hurting J6P at the pump."

I've noticed that in my neck of the woods (Ohio, Kentucky, West Virginia) the gas stations have all been pricing at $2.999 for regular so as not to cross that physcological barrier into $3.00 gasoline and thereby piss off J6P & Co. 

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 16:35 | 725152 unum mountaineer
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cash vs. credit is worthwhile to consider

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 15:26 | 725041 Lux Fiat
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Where's the option for the soon-to-be Congressional freshman class?

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 16:22 | 725136 Jewelsnorth
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My thoughts exactly.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 15:25 | 725040 MGA_1
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California !!

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 15:17 | 725022 williambanzai7
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Sat, 11/13/2010 - 21:20 | 725519 RoRoTrader
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your creative talents have no limits, william.....

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 17:54 | 725256 ebworthen
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They'll need smaller shit haulers; small enough so they can dump the shit on the doorstep of every American citizen.

Sun, 11/14/2010 - 10:25 | 725960 blindfaith
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we have been eating it for a long time, but now with FREE home delivery (if you still have a home).

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 17:19 | 725211 Cognitive Dissonance
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You're gonna need a bigger shit hauler.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 18:10 | 725271 Byte Me
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Muuuuch bigger!!

At least as large as Uranus..

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 16:28 | 725144 LeBalance
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Other: William Banzai Limited Edition Lithographs

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 16:24 | 725138 bronzie
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LOL!  they'll still have to make multiple trips

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 15:17 | 725020 geminiRX
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They will use the POMO to "try" and short PM's and other commodities. A massive run up on commodities would otherwise signal the Fed policy has lost all credibility - and control. Which is likely what we are in the beginning stages of. Funny how POMO days are starting to close red now.....

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 15:12 | 725011 Nolsgrad
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I voted for RMBS but those idiots need to buy the long term treasuries.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 17:21 | 725214 Pondmaster
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yea to RMBS - If both Houses with the newly elected plebes do not pass the saving of MERS , Fed will have to buy up more "unauditable" waste paper so that we will never ever know the truth .  

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 15:08 | 725002 Horatio Beanblower
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Europe?

Sun, 11/14/2010 - 18:19 | 726432 RECISION
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Too late, the Chinese are already buying them.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 15:06 | 724997 TwelfthVulture
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Rockefeller Center.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 15:02 | 724991 Strongbad
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Other: one-way plane tickets to non-extradition countries, bodygaurds, fake IDs, diamonds, and gold bars.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 14:59 | 724977 Iam Rich
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It can only "directly" buy what there is a veneer of its mandated or law required....  Full faith and credit at the margins only extends (questionably) to RMBS.  I don't see how they can purchase muni's without first the US gov't stepping in with a debt funded state bailout and the Fed buying the debt.  So the real question is "What is the US gov't going to "buy" next?"

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 15:20 | 725027 rocker
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I picked Commercial securities, but after thinking about it and looking at the survey. Residential makes more sense since the banks own them now and they need the most help.

Speaking of needing the most help. Municipals make sense too. The law does not apply here with the FED. I will not Monetize ???

Otherwise, Bernanke, Paulson, Kashkari and Blankfein would already be in Jail. Who gets to see the books anyway. Nobody.  Yup.  

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 19:41 | 725390 anvILL
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I came across the exact same thoughts as you did after voting for CRE as well.
It gets difficult to recognize which problem is greater when everything is so FUBAR.

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