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Connect with a virtual face
Floating through time
A virtual crime
Humanity now out of place
The Limerick King
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The Ancients are running in fear
A banking collapse could be near
They're stretching their loins
Withdrawing their coins
While trying to shield their own rears
The Limerick King
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj-4t9drUlM (3:57)
999! Got to say it to love it!
Will- All you needed was a pic of Obama zombies eating the faces off the South Beach middle class.
RE: ALIEN - ZUCK
ROFLMAO - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lol no shit the way that alien was shaking him down at his wedding...where's our money?
Lmfaoo brilliant lol thank you again William
someone needs to keep tab of the large number of event names already circulating - facebomb, fiasco book, fade book etc. There are too many good ones to keep track of.
Bilderberg, Zuckerberg, Sandberg, Iceberg, Faceberg...
www.tradewithdave.com
Bilderberg, Zuckerberg, Sandberg, Iceberg, Faceberg...
www.tradewithdave.com
Banz such artistry. All I want to know is who is the brunette and what is she hiding behind the towel?
Somebody's mom or do I mean some bodice?
Look at JPM going lower and lower and lower. It just warms my heart to watch them drop hopefully to zero. FaceFuck completely exposes the crooks on WS. WHEN do the lynchmobs start organizing?
Have pitchfork...Will travel.........
Maybe even (slightly) better than that is the poisoning effect on WS for years to come.
Anybody burned by FiascoBook will think long and hard before betting on Wall St 'sure thngs' again.
Figure me this? Why is it only a few short years ago Americans would have become OUTRAGED over FBI files on them...Now? The kabillions create pages that tell exactly how many pats of butter on their toast and how many others they've scwewed and just why they are "hot"? Seriously. Seriously. What a bunch of idjats. I don't belong to Facebook, Linked In, My Space or any other creepy tracking systems. Saw Zuckerwhoever at the moment of the ringing of the bell. He said something like, "we only have one goal...blah blah blah..." Funny but as he spoke my brain was screaming LIAR!! We may not know exactly what Zuckerpig has in mind, but it ain't good. Psychologists will tell you that the guy who doesn't blink was blinking like crazy right at that moment is the Giant Elephant in the coal mine. Whatever he has in mind; it's real real bad. Just imagine, China invades the US (the Original Remake of Red Dawn was changed from China invading to North Korea invading; ya sure, you betcha.) The Chinese have their hands on Zuckerpig's giant database where everyone you know, and everything you "like" is known to them. Think about that....
No it is not the Chinks. It's the Kikes. Zuck's own Tribe: FB is a gigantic info trawl for the Z.O.G. The thing is completely Jewish: even libertarian-Jews like Ilana Mercer tried to pump the IPO at their sites. Too bad, so sad....the HFT computers glitched, a real market had a chance to work, and down went the derivative.
Fuck off and die, Nazi filth.
Let's give them something to spy about--"words to avoid using online if you don't want the government spying on you"
http://tinyurl.com/cxztxk7
When I was a first responder with the CIA DEA ICE FBI
I was screening gangs for national security threats but it
Was just a drill or exercise for assassination attacks against
Militia members. No actual shots were fired because we didn’t
Want an incident where looting and riots occurred. Once
We obtain untraceable nerve agents, chemical agents, and
Dirty bombs there will be an outbreak of contamination
And plague and symptoms of pandemic infection. Hail Big
Brother. Death to Humanity--human to human. There will
Be no disaster relief for YOU! BWwaaahhhhahaha!
Notice the published list is an image - you dont want too many false positives y'know? Lets help disseminate the list as text...
Domestic Security:
assassination
attack
domestic security
drill
exercise
cops
law enforcement
authorities
disaster assistance
disaster management
DNDO (Domestic Nuclear Detection Office)
national preparedness
mitigation
prevention
response
recovery
dirty bomb
domestic nuclear detection
emergency mangement
emergency response
first responder
homeland security
maritime domain awareness
national preparedness initiative
militia shooting
shots fired
evacuation
deaths
hostage
explosion
explosives
police
disaster medical assistance team
organized crime
gangs
national security
state of emergency
security
breach
threat
SWAT
standoff
screening
lockdown
bomb squad
bomb threat
crash
looting
riot
emergency landing
pipe bomb
incident
facility
HAZMAT & Nuclear
hazmat
nuclear
nucular
chemical spill
suspicious package
suspicious device
toxic
national laboratory
nuclear facility
nuclear threat
cloud
plume
radiation
radioactive
leak
biological infection
biological event
chemical
chemical burn
biological
epidemic
hazardous
hazardous material incident
industrial spill
infection
powder
gas
spillover
anthrax
blister agent
chemical agent
exposure
burn
nerve agent
ricin
sarin
north korea
Health Concern + H1N1
outbreak
contamination
exposure
virus
evacuation
bacteria
recall
ebola
food poisoning
foot and mouth (FMD)
H5N1
avian
flu
strain
quarantine
H1N1
vaccine
salmonella
small pox
plague
human to human
human to animal
influenza
center for disease control (CDC)
drug administration (FDA)
public health
toxic
agro terror
tuberculosis (TB)
tamiflu
norvo virus
epidemic
agriculture
listeria
symptoms
mutation
resistant
antiviral
wave
pandemic
infection
water/air borne
sick
swine
pork
world health organization (WHO)
viral hemorrhagic fever
e. coli
Infrastructure Security
infrastructure security
airport
CIKR (Critical Infrastructure & Key Resources)
AMTRAK
collapse
computer infrastructure
communications infrastructure
telecommunications
critical infrastructure
national infrastructure
metro
WMATA
airplane
chemical warfare
subway
BART
MARTA
port authority
NBIC (National Biosurveilance Integration Center)
transportation security
grid
power
smart
body scanner
electric
failure
outage
black out
brown out
port
dock
bridge
cancelled
delays
service disruption
power lines
Southwest Border Violence
drug cartel
violence
gang
narcotics
cocaine
marijuana
heroin
border
mexico
cartel
southwest
juarez
sinaloa
tijuana
torreon
decapitated
US Consulate
consular
el paso
fort hancock
san diego
ciudad juarez
nogales
sonora
colombia
mara salvatrucha
MS13 MS-13
drug war
mexican army
methamphetamine
caretl de golfo
gulf cartel
la familia
reynosa
nuevo leon
narcos
narco banners
los zetas
shootout
execution
gunfight
trafficking
kidnap
calderon
reyosa
bust
tamaulipas
meth lab
drug trade
illegal immigrants
smuggling
smugglers
matamoros
michoacana
guzman
arellano-felix
beltran-leyva
barrio azteca
artistic assassins
mexicles
new federation
Terrorism
terrorism
al qaeda
terror
attack
iraq
afghanistan
iran
pakistan
agro
environmental terrorism
eco terrorism
conventional weapon
target
weapons grade
dirty bomb
enriched
nuclear
nucular
chemical weapons
biological weapon
ammonium nitrate
improvised explosive device
IED
abu sayyaf
hamas
FARC (Armed Revolutionary Forces Colombia)
IRA
ETA
basque separatists
hezbollah
tamil tigers
PLF
PLO
organization
car bomb
jihad
taliban
weapons cache
suicide bomber
suicide attack
suspicious substance
AQAP
AQIM
TTP
yemen
pirates
extremism
somalia
nigeria
rdaicals
al-shabaab
home grown
plot
nationalist
recruitment
fundamentalist
islamist
Weather/Disaster/Emergency
emergency
hurricane
tornado
twister
tsunami
earthquake
tremor
flood
storm
crest
temblor
extreme weather
forest fire
brush fire
ice
stranded/stuck
help
hail
wildfire
tsunami warning center
magnitude
avalanche
typhoon
shelter-in-place
disaster
snow
blizzard
sleet
mud slide
mudslide
erosion
power outage
brown out
warning
watch
lightening
aid
relief
closure
interstate
burst
emergency broadcast system
Cyber Security
cyber security
botnet
DDOS
denial of service
malware
virus
trojan
keylogger
cyber command
2600
spammer
phishing
rootkit
pkreaking
cain and abel
brute forcing
mysql injection
cyber attack
cyber terror
hacker
china
conficker
worm
scammers
social media
That's why I eat at a Chinese restaurant once a week and am friends with the owners. Hopefully they can keep me out of the work camps.
at myspace the young girls used to troll for SWMs, and then offer naked pix fir cash. its just a variation of the hookup at a bar scene, done as quasi prostitution. i'm sure by now the gays are doing it too. while we try to figure out when pot will be truly legal, prostitution is already making a comeback, or paygo relationships. you always wonder what that rich guy got for how many years of marriage, when it costs him millions to break the thing off. but pretty soon women will pay guys for the same service. never thought relationships (not just sex) would become a commodity but FB might make the dream come true.
I almost missed the final post 'cause it was a bit small, and was still laughing over the running greeks limerick - but I stopped long enough to blow it up and REALLY started laughing.
A lot of stuff in econ news and blogs generates a real WTF? from me, but your stuff is more HTF, as in How The Fuck Does He (increasingly they with the Limerick King) Do It?
Whatever you guys are smoking, keep smokin' it...
That was some funny shit WB7 especially the final post
World News seems very CIAish.
Tech bubble 2.0 popping in progress, launched by facePlant.
Lengthy conversations from two Bay area dealers this weekend, including discussions about the recent San Francisco Art Fair (dismal sales, worse work than usual). What was expected to be a flush summer is turning into dashed dreams all around. It seems that Menlo Park and Marin County are gonna need bigger boatloads of SSRIs.
And, oddly enough, Hong Kongs art show had a record draw. Which kind of tells you where all the real money generated by this mania is going.
Why, here are some of Zuck's Menlo Park neighbors/private placement investors...chatty lot -- moreso now that FB is proudly sporting a 2-handle.
Rockwell was a master, wasn't he, WB7 ?
There was a big Rockwell Coffee table book sitting in the living-room when I was a kid ;-)
I grew up with that one too--my sister got that--Rockwell illustrated Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn too.
That makes great sense. Rockwell captured and magnified human expression so beautifully, making it so nearly everyone could recognize it.
Your satire goes along similar lines.
WB7 is de man! Excellentismo!
So, did the market just chew off the Zucker's face??
ROFLMAO!! The alien demanding the IPO refund is priceless!!!!!!!!
Zero Hedge at its best.
Mike-WB7 at his very good.
WB7, no disrespect, since you set a rather high bar.
- Ned
Ancient Bank Runners!
Banzai7 always has the best soft porn from the 50's, 60's and 70's.
:>)
+ X0 :)
Especially the home grown and customized soft porn.
LOL!
Bravo!! So prolific and talented!! Keep it up!
"You are temporarily blocked from the group, EU". Superb. ECB A/C Balance, Federal Reserve, and AdultFriendFinder tabs were a nice touch.
Spot on and funny as hell WB7. The hits just keep on coming.
The CRIME OF THE CENTURY is DONE
The SCAMS, it appears, have been run
Bernanke, Greenscam
With a wave o' the hand
Have STRIPPED all the WEALTH we had won
That cat is hilarious.
Most excellent Greek Bank Run limerick!
Thanks WB7 and LK!