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THE SOCIALMANIA BUBBLE

 

Virtual Beings in space
Connect with a virtual face
Floating through time
A virtual crime
Humanity now out of place

The Limerick King

INSTAGRAM MAGAZINE

 

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Social Media Confidential
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ADD TO FRIENDS
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ALIEN AT WEDDING
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OMFG!

 

 

 

BANK RUNNERS
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The Ancients are running in fear
A banking collapse could be near
They're stretching their loins
Withdrawing their coins
While trying to shield their own rears

The Limerick King

 

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Wed, 05/30/2012 - 01:40 | 2474286 Nachdenken
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Between breakfast and bicycle  - great.  Focus on those who valued Facebook at this all time Sting issue level.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 01:55 | 3058527 jaffa
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Much of the criticism of social media are about its exclusiveness as most sites do not allow the transfer of information from one to another, disparity of information available, issues with trustworthiness and reliability of information presented, concentration, ownership of media content, and the meaning of interactions created by social media. Thanks.
Regards,
memes

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 23:26 | 2474123 Goldilocks
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Across the Universe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj-4t9drUlM (3:57)

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 20:44 | 2473885 CURWAR2012
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999! Got to say it to love it!

 

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 23:26 | 2474122 FleaMarketPete
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Will- All you needed was a pic of Obama zombies eating the faces off the South Beach middle class.

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 19:22 | 2473708 Goldtoothchimp09
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RE: ALIEN - ZUCK

ROFLMAO - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 21:22 | 2482032 The Fonz...befo...
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Lol no shit the way that alien was shaking him down at his wedding...where's our money?

Lmfaoo brilliant lol thank you again William

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 20:19 | 2473834 bjfish
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someone needs to keep tab of the large number of event names already circulating - facebomb, fiasco book, fade book  etc.  There are too many good ones to keep track of.

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 19:46 | 2477731 tradewithdave
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Bilderberg, Zuckerberg, Sandberg, Iceberg, Faceberg...
www.tradewithdave.com

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 19:46 | 2477730 tradewithdave
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Bilderberg, Zuckerberg, Sandberg, Iceberg, Faceberg...
www.tradewithdave.com

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 15:42 | 2473108 ShakaZulu
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Banz such artistry.  All I want to know is who is the brunette and what is she hiding behind the towel?

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 19:59 | 2473775 williambanzai7
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Somebody's mom or do I mean some bodice?

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 14:31 | 2472770 hangemhigh77
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Look at JPM going lower and lower and lower.  It just warms my heart to watch them drop hopefully to zero.  FaceFuck completely exposes the crooks on WS.  WHEN do the lynchmobs start organizing?

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 17:31 | 2473485 Blammo
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Have pitchfork...Will travel.........

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 15:04 | 2472936 TrainWreck1
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Maybe even (slightly) better than that is the poisoning effect on WS for years to come.

Anybody burned by FiascoBook will think long and hard before betting on Wall St 'sure thngs' again.

 

 

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 14:25 | 2472738 kumquatsunite
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Figure me this? Why is it only a few short years ago Americans would have become OUTRAGED over FBI files on them...Now? The kabillions create pages that tell exactly how many pats of butter on their toast and how many others they've scwewed and just why they are "hot"? Seriously. Seriously. What a bunch of idjats. I don't belong to Facebook, Linked In, My Space or any other creepy tracking systems. Saw Zuckerwhoever at the moment of the ringing of the bell. He said something like, "we only have one goal...blah blah blah..." Funny but as he spoke my brain was screaming LIAR!! We may not know exactly what Zuckerpig has in mind, but it ain't good. Psychologists will tell you that the guy who doesn't blink was blinking like crazy right at that moment is the Giant Elephant in the coal mine. Whatever he has in mind; it's real real bad. Just imagine, China invades the US (the Original Remake of Red Dawn was changed from China invading to North Korea invading; ya sure, you betcha.) The Chinese have their hands on Zuckerpig's giant database where everyone you know, and everything you "like" is known to them. Think about that....

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 20:42 | 2473876 CompassionateFascist
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No it is not the Chinks. It's the Kikes. Zuck's own Tribe: FB is a gigantic info trawl for the Z.O.G. The thing is completely Jewish: even libertarian-Jews like Ilana Mercer tried to pump the IPO at their sites. Too bad, so sad....the HFT computers glitched, a real market had a chance to work, and down went the derivative.

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 02:43 | 2474371 Andy Lewis
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Fuck off and die, Nazi filth. 

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 15:37 | 2473084 ShakaZulu
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Let's give them something to spy about--"words to avoid using online if you don't want the government spying on you"


http://tinyurl.com/cxztxk7

 

When I was a first responder with the CIA DEA ICE FBI

I was screening gangs for national security threats but it

Was just a drill or exercise for assassination attacks against

Militia members.  No actual shots were fired because we didn’t

Want an incident where looting and riots occurred.  Once

We obtain untraceable nerve agents, chemical agents, and

Dirty bombs there will be an outbreak of contamination

And plague and symptoms of pandemic infection.  Hail Big

Brother.  Death to Humanity--human to human.  There will

Be no disaster relief for YOU!  BWwaaahhhhahaha!

 

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 18:18 | 2473590 12ToothAssassin
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Notice the published list is an image - you dont want too many false positives y'know? Lets help disseminate the list as text...

 

Domestic Security:

assassination

attack

domestic security

drill

exercise

cops

law enforcement

authorities

disaster assistance

disaster management

DNDO (Domestic Nuclear Detection Office)

national preparedness

mitigation

prevention

response

recovery

dirty bomb

domestic nuclear detection

emergency mangement

emergency response

first responder

homeland security

maritime domain awareness

national preparedness initiative

militia shooting

shots fired

evacuation

deaths

hostage

explosion

explosives

police

disaster medical assistance team

organized crime

gangs

national security

state of emergency

security

breach

threat

SWAT

standoff

screening

lockdown

bomb squad

bomb threat

crash

looting

riot

emergency landing

pipe bomb

incident

facility

 

HAZMAT & Nuclear

hazmat

nuclear

nucular

chemical spill

suspicious package

suspicious device

toxic

national laboratory

nuclear facility

nuclear threat

cloud

plume

radiation

radioactive

leak

biological infection

biological event

chemical

chemical burn

biological

epidemic

hazardous

hazardous material incident

industrial spill

infection

powder

gas

spillover

anthrax

blister agent

chemical agent

exposure

burn

nerve agent

ricin

sarin

north korea

 

Health Concern + H1N1

outbreak

contamination

exposure

virus

evacuation

bacteria

recall

ebola

food poisoning

foot and mouth (FMD)

H5N1

avian

flu

strain

quarantine

H1N1

vaccine

salmonella

small pox

plague

human to human

human to animal

influenza

center for disease control (CDC)

drug administration (FDA)

public health

toxic

agro terror

tuberculosis (TB)

tamiflu

norvo virus

epidemic

agriculture

listeria

symptoms

mutation

resistant

antiviral

wave

pandemic

infection

water/air borne

sick

swine

pork

world health organization (WHO)

viral hemorrhagic fever

e. coli

 

Infrastructure Security

infrastructure security

airport

CIKR (Critical Infrastructure & Key Resources)

AMTRAK

collapse

computer infrastructure

communications infrastructure

telecommunications

critical infrastructure

national infrastructure

metro

WMATA

airplane

chemical warfare

subway

BART

MARTA

port authority

NBIC (National Biosurveilance Integration Center)

transportation security

grid

power

smart

body scanner

electric

failure

outage

black out

brown out

port

dock

bridge

cancelled

delays

service disruption

power lines

 

Southwest Border Violence

drug cartel

violence

gang

narcotics

cocaine

marijuana

heroin

border

mexico

cartel

southwest

juarez

sinaloa

tijuana

torreon

decapitated

US Consulate

consular

el paso

fort hancock

san diego

ciudad juarez

nogales

sonora

colombia

mara salvatrucha

MS13 MS-13

drug war

mexican army

methamphetamine

caretl de golfo

gulf cartel

la familia

reynosa

nuevo leon

narcos

narco banners

los zetas

shootout

execution

gunfight

trafficking

kidnap

calderon

reyosa

bust

tamaulipas

meth lab

drug trade

illegal immigrants

smuggling

smugglers

matamoros

michoacana

guzman

arellano-felix

beltran-leyva

barrio azteca

artistic assassins

mexicles

new federation

 

Terrorism

terrorism

al qaeda

terror

attack

iraq

afghanistan

iran

pakistan

agro

environmental terrorism

eco terrorism

conventional weapon

target

weapons grade

dirty bomb

enriched

nuclear

nucular

chemical weapons

biological weapon

ammonium nitrate

improvised explosive device

IED

abu sayyaf

hamas

FARC (Armed Revolutionary Forces Colombia)

IRA

ETA

basque separatists

hezbollah

tamil tigers

PLF

PLO

organization

car bomb

jihad

taliban

weapons cache

suicide bomber

suicide attack

suspicious substance

AQAP

AQIM

TTP

yemen

pirates

extremism

somalia

nigeria

rdaicals

al-shabaab

home grown

plot

nationalist

recruitment

fundamentalist

islamist

 

Weather/Disaster/Emergency

emergency

hurricane

tornado

twister

tsunami

earthquake

tremor

flood

storm

crest

temblor

extreme weather

forest fire

brush fire

ice

stranded/stuck

help

hail

wildfire

tsunami warning center

magnitude

avalanche

typhoon

shelter-in-place

disaster

snow

blizzard

sleet

mud slide

mudslide

erosion

power outage

brown out

warning

watch

lightening

aid

relief

closure

interstate

burst

emergency broadcast system

 

Cyber Security

cyber security

botnet

DDOS

denial of service

malware

virus

trojan

keylogger

cyber command

2600

spammer

phishing

rootkit

pkreaking

cain and abel

brute forcing

mysql injection

cyber attack

cyber terror

hacker

china

conficker

worm

scammers

social media

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 14:35 | 2472792 hangemhigh77
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That's why I eat at a Chinese restaurant once a week and am friends with the owners. Hopefully they can keep me out of the work camps.

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 13:34 | 2472474 the grateful un...
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at myspace the young girls used to troll for SWMs, and then offer naked pix fir cash. its just a variation of the hookup at a bar scene, done as quasi prostitution. i'm sure by now the gays are doing it too. while we try to figure out when pot will be truly legal, prostitution is already making a comeback, or paygo relationships. you always wonder what that rich guy got for how many years of marriage, when it costs him millions to break the thing off. but pretty soon women will pay guys for the same service. never thought relationships (not just sex) would become a commodity but FB might make the dream come true.

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 13:20 | 2472390 Nobody For President
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I almost missed the final post 'cause it was a bit small, and was still laughing over the running greeks limerick - but I stopped long enough to blow it up and REALLY started laughing.

A lot of stuff in econ news and blogs generates a real WTF? from me, but your stuff is more HTF, as in How The Fuck Does He (increasingly they with the Limerick King) Do It?

Whatever you guys are smoking, keep smokin' it...

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 13:10 | 2472325 ReligiousAtheist1
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That was some funny shit WB7 especially the final post

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 12:55 | 2472250 q99x2
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World News seems very CIAish.

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 12:45 | 2472171 ebworthen
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Tech bubble 2.0 popping in progress, launched by facePlant.

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 12:31 | 2472133 Jena
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Lengthy conversations from two Bay area dealers this weekend, including discussions about the recent San Francisco Art Fair (dismal sales, worse work than usual).  What was expected to be a flush summer is turning into dashed dreams all around.  It seems that Menlo Park and Marin County are gonna need bigger boatloads of SSRIs.

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 13:14 | 2472283 williambanzai7
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And, oddly enough, Hong Kongs art show had a record draw. Which kind of tells you where all the real money generated by this mania is going.

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 12:37 | 2472156 williambanzai7
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HOPIUM 2.0

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 11:57 | 2471954 williambanzai7
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GOSSIPS 2.0

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 12:07 | 2471994 Jay Gould Esq.
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Why, here are some of Zuck's Menlo Park neighbors/private placement investors...chatty lot -- moreso now that FB is proudly sporting a 2-handle.

 

Rockwell was a master, wasn't he, WB7 ?

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 12:21 | 2472085 williambanzai7
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There was a big Rockwell Coffee table book sitting in the living-room when I was a kid ;-)

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 14:00 | 2472592 Bastiat
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I grew up with that one too--my sister got that--Rockwell illustrated Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn too.

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 12:35 | 2472150 Jena
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That makes great sense.  Rockwell captured and magnified human expression so beautifully, making it so nearly everyone could recognize it.

Your satire goes along similar lines.

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 10:57 | 2471682 flapdoodle
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WB7 is de man! Excellentismo!

 

So, did the market just chew off the Zucker's face??

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 10:30 | 2471571 hairball48
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ROFLMAO!!  The alien demanding the IPO refund is priceless!!!!!!!!

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 09:52 | 2471382 Mike Cowan
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Zero Hedge at its best.

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 18:02 | 2473556 New_Meat
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Mike-WB7 at his very good.

WB7, no disrespect, since you set a rather high bar.

- Ned

 

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 09:36 | 2471339 VelvetHog
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Ancient Bank Runners!

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 09:34 | 2471332 Cognitive Dissonance
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Banzai7 always has the best soft porn from the 50's, 60's and 70's.

:>)

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 10:01 | 2471425 williambanzai7
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ON THE WARPATH

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 23:29 | 2474131 Goldilocks
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+ X0     :)

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 11:32 | 2471827 Cognitive Dissonance
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Especially the home grown and customized soft porn.

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 10:09 | 2471448 CPL
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LOL!

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 08:30 | 2471135 DrewJackson
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Bravo!!   So prolific and talented!!  Keep it up!

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 08:17 | 2471094 YHC-FTSE
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"You are temporarily blocked from the group, EU". Superb. ECB A/C Balance, Federal Reserve, and AdultFriendFinder tabs were a nice touch. 

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 07:38 | 2471037 Ralph Spoilsport
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Spot on and funny as hell WB7. The hits just keep on coming.

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 07:01 | 2471011 Shibumi2
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The CRIME OF THE CENTURY is DONE

The SCAMS, it appears, have been run

Bernanke, Greenscam

With a wave o' the hand

Have STRIPPED all the WEALTH we had won

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 06:53 | 2471003 LongSoupLine
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That cat is hilarious.

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 06:47 | 2470998 Wakanda
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Most excellent Greek Bank Run limerick!

Thanks WB7 and LK!

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