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NIGHT OF THE BILDERBERG DEAD

 

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Wed, 05/30/2012 - 16:55 | 2477337 williambanzai7
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You see the world is only getting more bizarre which means I've been twisting the pixel nites away ;-)

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 16:06 | 2477136 TrainWreck1
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 16:40 | 2477273 metastar
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Tried booking with Marriott Reward #666, but I still couldn't get it.

Does anybody have the secret password?

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 21:24 | 2477906 Al Gorerhythm
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Did you try the Ron Paul suite. You'll find it's empty. It's on the 13th floor.

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 16:12 | 2477155 williambanzai7
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I'm not an expert on Bilderberg, but I view it as significant that they decided they needed to meet near Washington this year, crony command central.

All these NATO, G8, Bilderberg meetings make me wonder what these people are planning. It ain't good.

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 18:39 | 2477597 General Debility
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They know its going to blow. And they will then spike all water supplies with Devil's Breath so the proles can eat each others' faces and then they can steal our gold. Bastardos!

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 17:33 | 2477438 BanksterSlayer
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yes, yes! I was thinking the same thing, Banzai! Since they met in Chantilly during 2008 when Obama was chosen over Hillary ... why meet in Chantilly AGAIN in 2012?? gawd, I luv you, Banzai7!

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 09:13 | 2478948 blindfaith
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Simple...RICH, POWERFUL, CONSERVATIVE, Connections, horses, farms that grow nothing.

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 16:15 | 2477173 walküre
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If Romney and Obama had both left the country for the meetings it would have been too obvious.

Remember in '08 there was a meeting between Obama and Hillary and the Bbergs during the time of the meeting. Both were still campaigning at the time and both had given some stupid excuse and lead everyone including their entourage astray about the whereabouts. The meeting between those two happened and the rest is history.

If there's a meeting between Romney and Ron Paul during the same weekend, you know what will happen next.

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 18:25 | 2477566 NotApplicable
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And Hillary quit the race a couple days later. TADA!

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 22:29 | 2478106 hangemhigh77
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Yeah, and Hillary was walking like she had a stick up her ass all night long. She was done by a radical fringe Bilderberger groupd called the Bungfukbergers.  Hienous!!!!

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 16:19 | 2477185 williambanzai7
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I remember that very well. Everybody had to drop everything suddenly.

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 16:05 | 2477134 Convolved Man
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Yeah.

Chantilly, Virginia 5/31 to 6/3 2012.

Regional freelance and sponsored succubi are encouraged to check the local Craigslist personals, casual encounters classifieds for feeding opportunities.

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 16:09 | 2477150 williambanzai7
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You mean there's no Bilderberg Virginia? Yet

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 17:18 | 2477401 Convolved Man
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The Bilderberg Group needs to maintain a benevolent low profile; bullet holes in the "Welcome to Bilderberg" road signs would overtly dramatize their role in the zombie apocalypse.

Don't they have their own Raccoon City in an abandoned Cold War bunker?

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 12:11 | 2479886 el Gallinazo
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Pine Gap Australia underground city going down miles.  That's where a lot of the missing trillions went.  But they don't have raccoons there.

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 22:02 | 2478021 FEDbuster
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You would think these assholes could afford their own Greek Island to hold their meetings at?

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 23:21 | 2478244 GMadScientist
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Or the state of Florida.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 08:58 | 2478889 blindfaith
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They already own Florida.  To tacky now to visit.  The once great Atlantic Avenue is now Baltic and the hotels are in need of new governence.

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 15:33 | 2476976 williambanzai7
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BILDERBERG SQUARED

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 01:04 | 2478423 otto skorzeny
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alot of 12 Tribesman represented there. Nobel peace prize winner Henry K is dragging his feet on joining his father Beezlebub in hell.

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 16:38 | 2477262 Uncle Remus
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LOL!

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 16:15 | 2477172 Cognitive Dissonance
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I'll take the asshole in the upper right corner for the win Banzai7.

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 16:17 | 2477183 williambanzai7
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There's so many of them, where to start.

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 16:34 | 2477250 misnomer
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Something tells me you need alot more squares...

 

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 10:27 | 2479345 DaveyJones
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one of those three dimensional chess boards

except it's all pawns

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 16:26 | 2477219 Cognitive Dissonance
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Sorry. I meant the other upper right corner. :)

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 16:33 | 2477248 williambanzai7
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The Douche, Kravis or both?

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 19:04 | 2477657 The Alarmist
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It's missing something ... where is the equivalent to Paul Lynde?

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 08:49 | 2478853 blindfaith
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Dan...you mean Dan?  Quale?  Why he is with John Snow ( ex Treasurer) trying out the new tax payer bail edition of the Chrysler TARP X-13.  As soon as they get the tank filled with Rockerfeller oil, they will be right over.  Dan has some ready to serve new jokes.

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 23:47 | 2478309 Jam Akin
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Sean Hannity?

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 19:31 | 2477709 nmewn
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Joe Biden?

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 15:10 | 2476870 max2205
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bite me...

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 15:17 | 2476903 williambanzai7
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I prefer to say fuck off dickhead

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 15:47 | 2477078 max2205
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I was referencing zombies...?  I was going to say eat me but I thought you'd get pissed...or not "get" it

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 11:30 | 2479672 DosZap
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I was referencing zombies...?  I was going to say eat me but I thought you'd get pissed...or not "get" it

They are expecting a lot of them, as the media is reporting Bilderberg has set up machine gun nests in the freakin hotel.

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 16:08 | 2477145 williambanzai7
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Nevermind ;-) as a peace offering I present you with Mitts new iPhone APP which spells America as Amercia...

CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 22:34 | 2478122 hangemhigh77
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But with Mitt it's the Central UNintelligence TAgency.

Better known as C.U.N.T

 

I couldn't resist the anacronym even though it doesn't really go. I still think it's a catchy agency name though.

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 16:29 | 2477226 Bunga Bunga
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Can the bird in this cool gaming app poop on the person below?

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 16:40 | 2477275 williambanzai7
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Yes, that's why it pays to have proper head covering...

AMERICAN CRONY

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 07:11 | 2478651 Element
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     "... not that there's anything wrong with that ..."

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 18:33 | 2477580 Lumberjack
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Perfect WB! I know some of you have seen this gem but it it worth a replay...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IrE6FMpai8

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 17:50 | 2477478 my puppy for prez
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That makes Trump look like he could be the brother of John Ashcroft!  Very apropos...

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 10:21 | 2479305 DaveyJones
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but can he sing?

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 16:13 | 2477164 max2205
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As Miley Cirus would say... "you're pretty cool"

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 16:32 | 2477239 Pool Shark
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BATH SALTS...

 

 

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 16:42 | 2477288 palmereldritch
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It's a tough call

http://finance.yahoo.com/q/op?s=BBBY

Given the new zombie factor there may be a short-term upside

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 23:23 | 2478256 GMadScientist
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Way way way beyond.

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 16:32 | 2477244 williambanzai7
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Sounds very high end

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 16:26 | 2477180 williambanzai7
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Sorry, its 4 in the morning. I should have appreciated your sprachgefuhl. Bingo, now I've used that word twice today!

Some kid got it right in a spelling bee.

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