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BANZAI7 BREAKING NEWS--In a surprise move, FaceCrook announced that it has engaged Zynga to coordinate shareholder reaming and trading operations.
FaceCrook also announced plans to terminate its NASDAQ listing and migrate all share trading operations to a remarkable new Zynga designed social finance scam called Schlemynga.
All FaceCrook shares will be converted into social shares called Schlemyngas on the basis of an exchange ratio yet to be collaborated. Zynga will act as the primary intermediary of Schlemyngas with the assistance of Getco Sachs.
Zynga has also been appointed to advise FaceCrook on alternative virtual revenue theories utilizing incredibly advanced user metrics understood only by luminaries of social Ponzi finance such as Bernard Madoff and Henry Blodget.
Zynga will coordinate Schlemynga in such a manner that the trading momentum of Schlemingas can only advance upwards owing to virtual tailwinds.
Schlemynga players will only be permitted to virtually cash out after legacy Schleminga insiders, known as Schlemiels, have already done so.
Schlemynga holders will be able to purchase Schlemynga credits to advance gameplay and acquire virtual dividends (known as Schlemyngadends) as well as fantasy corporate governance rights.
During his third pasta course at Pizza Factory Roma, Mark Zuckerberg said:
"We are incredibly sorry for the extraordinary inconvenience our IPO has caused for our incredibly patient legacy Schlemiels and are looking forward to turning an incredible new chapter in our incredibly remarkable timeline with this humongously and incredibly exciting new Zynga social distortion scam."
In a related developments, FaceCrook said that it will soon be announcing an incredibly important trading APP called FrontRun and JP Morgan announced that it will be making a market in FacePut derivatives using FrontRun as its primary platform.
FaceCrook, Menlo Fart CA
"Con-necting markets so our Schlemyngas can only go up."
What are the Zuckerbergs doing?
Some IPO trouble is brewing
Their honeymoon's done
The sex has been fun
But now it's investors they're screwing
The Limerick King
This cat is in need of a drink
He's watching a nation of bullfighters sink
It's too late for praying
It's dead and decaying
And now it's just starting to stink
The Limerick King
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bonzai,
I'm a bankruptcy lawyer. there is a reason bankruptcy exists, because of financial exploitation.
the argument to me that debtors are fully responsible for their situations has always struck a silly chord. clearly, the 'blame argument' must be read in light not only of the origins of the debt that was created but the ongoing 'arrangement' of payments. debt---is a relationship and a highly exploitative one at that.
HOWEVER---you describing zynga as exploitative strikes me as too liberal. people are idiots. it's OK to be an elitist at some level. you don't have to feel bad for morons just because they are morons. it's a shame they are morons, but it IS their fault for being morons. it is not zynga's. it is not nintendo's, it is not play station, or atari's fault.
the more i live in this world. the more i start blaming the world's circumstances not upon exploitation, but upon the balance of laziness and stupidity of the lemmings and the ambitiousness and greed of the exploiters.
i guess what i'm saying is, i'm not a revolutionary because i won't stick my neck out to get it chopped off supporting other people's stupidity , just because i'm 'compassionate' and believe in social justice. at the same time, i'm not purchasing land in the mountains and hoarding guns and a bugout bag. ............what's your take?
you still feel bad for idiots with too much money and food wasting time and lifespan on zynga?
Actually I couldn't give a rats as about the Zygiots, it is the so called capital allocation system that diverts inflated resources to this kind of nonsense that I have a problem with.
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more grist for the twisted wb7 mill:
Mitt Romney mocked for iPhone app promising 'a better Amercia'my classmate's mother-in-law earned $18590 the previous week. she is working on the laptop and moved in a $321900 condo. All she did was get lucky and set to work the tips revealed on this website
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Vaya Con Euros!
Aye kitty, aye.
Nebbish looking Gay Breivik had a nose job
Oops, BBC: Iraq photo to illustrate Houla massacre?http://www.rense.com/1.imagesH/antisemitismsplashh.jpg
The Three Rogue Nations: Nexus of War and Drugs
The Zionist Infestation Of Africa Revisited
It’s a Jewy AffairI'm just reading about the OWS cases that are just coming up for trial in NYC. The courts are dismissing them one by one. Apparently the Police reports are all contradicted by video feed and live witnesses. The Police aren't even bothering to appear in court.
Which leads to the obvious conclusion that Bloombergs army arrests and detains people with no reason other than to get them off the street. Fascism AMERIKAN style.
I have to words for him and his minions. Fuck you...
Very good WB7
The humour is well recieved, but you would be more accurate, albeit less funny, if you just called them all SCHlemmings.
We don't need no stinkin' Euros, but we sure need WB7 to bring a ray of sunshine to this crumbling world.
The stinking badges bandido gets rolled out at least once every year ;-)
As also should the awesome "Treasure of the Sierra Madre". Any fan of the Yellow Metal who hasn't seen John Huston's masterpiece of a film should get a copy immediately. So much great material in there ...
Just one example: When Dobbs and Curtin think they've found gold (actually it's just pyrites ... Fool's Gold) and start splashing water over the rocks so they can see their "gold" more clearly, wise old Howard explains their mistake and then says (something like):
And talk to me before you go splashing water around. Water's precious ... more precious than gold out here.
There's Subjective Valuation for ya.
A great film indeed, although that's also a subjective valuation.
Just as an aside, I read a little bit about Zynga this morning. That thing is insidious. I wasn't aware of how exploitive it is. The games are mundane and people pay money to make them exciting by speeding up play and customizing their game environs with bullshit. It is designed to be addictive and neural marketing techniques are employed.
Yet Bama is out chasing pot smokers.
Perhaps he ran out of choom.
You sure covered a lot of ground this morning...spanish sandwich with Zuck/Merkel bread.
Just so people don't think I'm losing my touch, WB7 made a small edit to the second line of the Spanish cat limerick...the rhythum used to work. Ah my friend William...a dancer you may never be, but a genius non the less. ;-)
Thanks for clearing that up, LK ... I was wondering actually 'cause your rhythm is usually so precise.
That Willy Banzai can stand tall,
His images stick to the wall,
But when he writes verse,
Results are much worse,
The lad has no rhythm at all.
Sorry, WB, but hey, no-one is brilliant at everything.
To all wannabes out there: any fool can make up rhymes ... sticking to the meter is the real challenge. So there!
Agreed. It is an art and not a science.
My iPhone limerick app can't touch The Limerick King. :>)
Ye Gawds ... I think I'd open a vein if it could.
iPoets!? ... iPoets!? ... We don't need no stinkin' iPoets!
"Just so people don't think I'm losing my touch......."
Never even crossed my mind LK. You are 'da bomb' as Mrs. Cog likes to say.
Thanks CD...send my best to Mrs. Cog.
P.S. I'm missing your articles on here!
Been very busy renovating our Plan B bug out safe house. Now that it is done Mrs. Cog has been on me to get back to my writing.
Coming soon to a ZH thread near you.
That minor adjustment saved me the aggravation of explaining the difference between Spain and Mexico. I've already received one irate communication asking me if I know the difference, to which I reply: Vaya con EUROs!
Oddly, there are no LOLCATs dressed like Spanish matadors. A deficiency that I am going to correct.
I love your work WB, and I find it's always a welcome moment of sanity amidst the insanity that surrounds us.
Oh, and as far as the anal retentives that wanna piss in your cornflakes. They can fuck off.
Don't worry, I've got thick skin...to complement my thick head ;-)
Thick skin is good to have, especially these days. It does seem though that someone always has to be a critic rather than simply enjoy your work and the arguably genius behind it. It's the "Picture paints a thousand words" story so that even I can understand, well at least most of the time... =)
Somewhere I read if everyone likes what you've done, something is wrong.
No worries about "everyone" liking your work WB as there are enough shills and bonefied retards on ZH to keep that from ever happening. And wasn't it Twain who said," when you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to re-evaluate your position." or something like that? I think Twain would exclude work such as yours. Cheers.
Vaya con dios amigos!
I believe "via" is the Spanish sounding pronunciation, and Vaya is the Schwarzenegger pronunciation.
"ir" - to go - is conjugated irregularly:
Imperative (imperativo) go: ve (tú), no vayas (tú), vaya usted, vamos or vayamos (nosotros/as), id (vosotros/as), no vayáis (vosotros/as), vayan ustedes
So what's the proper pronunciation? Sounds like the Schwartzenegger version
Excellent work as usual, WB7.
Vaya [Ba-ya] meaning formal imperative verb you go.
Via [Be-ya] meaning way.
But if Arnold says it with his Austrian accent, doesn't the 'v' sound like 'f'? The result would be 'F-ya', which is a phrase I frequently hear.
I got thrown out of my Spanish class in 7th grade. The guy was a class dickhead and I shot him with a water pistol ;-)
Your brain must be bubbling out your ears with creativity as your work is amazing and prolific! Kudos...
One technical comment, "Fuck you" in Spain is typically "Jodese" (if to one person) or "Jodanse" if you are telling a whole group viz. "Fuck You All"
Chinga or Chingase is more Mexico/Central America.
True fact: down here is Chile, (many years ago) CNN International would have a short musical interlude from different countries. Imagine my surprise when they had a Spanish Flamenco "gipsy kings" tune sung to a bunch of gringo tourists, and a few seconds after the end of the song, the lead guitarist says one word to the group - "Jodanse" - which continues to grin and clap like happy sheep. CNN ran that interlude for *months* before someone told them what it means and they edited off the final seconds, but what do you expect from CNN...
I always appreciate the assistance of experts in the art of sprachgefuhl ;-)
I got to use that new word today!
Of course, Americans only know the Mexican idiom.
There were only two electives I insisted my (now 26 year old) son take in high school. Spanish and typing. Oddly enough he uses both all the time now (especially the typing a la chat/email etc) and very little of anything else he was taught.
The old man ain't so dumb after all. :>)
Old men ain't dumb at all, Mr.Cog.
But somehow the "young men" in Wall Street made this country not for old men...
Did we allow it?
I remember spanish class in CA taught by a Spaniard as a kid. Kinda like learning english from the king James bible. It bore little resemblence to the spanish needed to communicate on the jobsite in later years.
Que grande es tu refrigeredor Pepito!
Love the map of Europe. WB, you are a gift.
mean looking bulls
great work, WB.
Thanks for sharing.
Spain's culture is really far from that from Mexico... just a side note.
The cats Mexican and thinking of a nation of Bullfighters.
I don't know how it is in Europe, but when Americans hear that phrase in Spanish, they think across the border.
putting sombreros on cats is sick.
Thos are catbreros