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BANZAI7 BREAKING NEWS--In a surprise move, FaceCrook announced that it has engaged Zynga to coordinate shareholder reaming and trading operations.
FaceCrook also announced plans to terminate its NASDAQ listing and migrate all share trading operations to a remarkable new Zynga designed social finance scam called Schlemynga.
All FaceCrook shares will be converted into social shares called Schlemyngas on the basis of an exchange ratio yet to be collaborated. Zynga will act as the primary intermediary of Schlemyngas with the assistance of Getco Sachs.
Zynga has also been appointed to advise FaceCrook on alternative virtual revenue theories utilizing incredibly advanced user metrics understood only by luminaries of social Ponzi finance such as Bernard Madoff and Henry Blodget.
Zynga will coordinate Schlemynga in such a manner that the trading momentum of Schlemingas can only advance upwards owing to virtual tailwinds.
Schlemynga players will only be permitted to virtually cash out after legacy Schleminga insiders, known as Schlemiels, have already done so.
Schlemynga holders will be able to purchase Schlemynga credits to advance gameplay and acquire virtual dividends (known as Schlemyngadends) as well as fantasy corporate governance rights.
During his third pasta course at Pizza Factory Roma, Mark Zuckerberg said:
"We are incredibly sorry for the extraordinary inconvenience our IPO has caused for our incredibly patient legacy Schlemiels and are looking forward to turning an incredible new chapter in our incredibly remarkable timeline with this humongously and incredibly exciting new Zynga social distortion scam."
In a related developments, FaceCrook said that it will soon be announcing an incredibly important trading APP called FrontRun and JP Morgan announced that it will be making a market in FacePut derivatives using FrontRun as its primary platform.
FaceCrook, Menlo Fart CA
"Con-necting markets so our Schlemyngas can only go up."
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