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SNOW SCHEISSE
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QUEEN OF AUSTERITY

Merkel is playing her part
Austerity Queen has no heart
A Greek execution
Is her cold solution
She's ripping the EU apart

The Limerick King

 

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IMF WARNING
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IMF SHOES

Try on the IMF shoes
That way the Kleptos can't lose
They'll make you a slave
From cradle to grave
Or would you prefer their new screws?

The Limerick King

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IMF AD

 

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Fri, 06/01/2012 - 06:48 | 2482899 justsayin2u
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IMF loan shark.  Brilliant!

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 04:24 | 2482747 jumblies
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Mister Banzai,

I saw this picture on the Guardian. Not sure there's much you can do it it, really. Spinning a euro symbol, overlaying a squatting euro politician (greek, spanish, irish etc) or the devil etc seems too obvious and might detract from the whole beauty of it.

Image URL is: http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/5/31/1338...

Seems I can't add the image directly into this posting. This to stop people posting pr0n or simply that the mce editor is crap?

 

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 07:10 | 2482943 Wakanda
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Who knows where that finger has been and is going next?

They both look like they are having fun!

Rock on WB7!

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 04:42 | 2482773 williambanzai7
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You can't post images unless you have contributor status.

I know what to do with this ;-)

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 06:14 | 2482847 wackyquacker
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oh my, can't wait

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 02:26 | 2482672 flight77
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I see Lagarde with Merkel in obscenity working on Venizelos..
Thanks WB for nurturing my phantasies!!!

At a conference Video I saw Venizelos sitting on an arm chair, so fat, that he had problems tp keep ballance.
He was sitting there, together with Madame de Sade-Lagarde and talked about austerity.
This guy is for sur not able to bind his shoes, he has seen his pimple last time 2+ years ago.
This guy can´t survive without physical help from other humans.
I would like to put him in a forrest, only 3 Km away from home, and say: "Walk, bastard, walk!"

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 03:44 | 2482730 williambanzai7
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He is a yes man. When he sees them he says yes yes yes and then later comes back and says I tried what can I do. Of course he tries nothing, it's all a borrower scam.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 22:51 | 2482335 andrewp111
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Who is the fat bastard? Dimon?

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 22:52 | 2482339 williambanzai7
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Venizelos

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 04:10 | 2482748 justinius1969
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No belt tightening for him, howvever consigns his fellow countrymen to a life of utter misery. Disgusting fat slob..

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 22:44 | 2482307 noob
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"one size fits all"

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 22:38 | 2482284 nah
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you make merkel look more alot like charlzee tharun than she deserves

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bravo... i want to watch a space movie

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 22:51 | 2482328 williambanzai7
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I did alter the body a bit. Rounding the body further without effecting the arm proportions is another hour of work and i'm busy chasing JP Morgan...

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 22:14 | 2482219 crzyhun
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And the pics just keep on coming, thank you. Needed a good laugh today.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 21:55 | 2482141 q99x2
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Nice work.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:48 | 2481925 williambanzai7
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BILDERBERG SOUP

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 01:12 | 2482601 StychoKiller
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One face in EVERY can!

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 23:14 | 2482405 my puppy for prez
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Mmm, mmm, good!!!

The most clever ever!

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:19 | 2481763 blindman
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apologies if i missed it but wtf?
w.b. you make them look like decent
fun loving "folks". speaking of the word "folks".
no one used that word in regard to the people
till bush the lesser . to this day i am
confused and dismayed. anyway..
Miles Davis - Bitches Brew
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJk69zvgBhU&feature=related
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here a selection, sponsored by statefarm, to
elucidate the fiat money complexity in all its
essential integrity and splendor?
OK Go – This Too Shall Pass – Rube Goldberg Machine version – Official
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qybUFnY7Y8w&feature=relmfu
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it is a rube goldberg financial system / economy so what could one expect?

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 18:23 | 2481527 JohnKozac
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Paralyzed rats walk again in Swiss lab study

 

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/47634550/ns/health-heart_health/#.T8fqRsU5600

So maybe there is still hope for Greeks, the American consumer, and others....

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 23:03 | 2482373 blindman
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http://archive.wbai.org/AllShows.php
Thursday, May 31, 2012 3:00 pm

Talk Back!

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:24 | 2481701 bonin006
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That only gives hope for spinal cord injury victims. There is still no cure for stupidity.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:59 | 2481423 BLACK_DOG
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I'm going long on williambanzai7 !!!!

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:34 | 2481300 ptoemmes
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-XVlrauLxc

 

But I also thought of this...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayzgNvM7Hog

 

Have you heard about the lonesome loser
Beaten by the queen of hearts every time
Have you heard about the lonesome loser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on tryin'

Oooooooh-hooooooo-hooooooo
Oooooooh-ooooooh-hoooooooo

Sit down, take a look at yourself
Don't you want to be somebody
Someday somebody's gonna see inside
You have to face up, you can't run and hide

Have you heard about the lonesome loser
Beaten by the queen of hearts every time
Have you heard about the lonesome loser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on tryin'

Unlucky in love
Least that's what they say
He lost his head
And he gambled his heart away
He still keeps searching
Though there's nothing left
Staked his heart and lost
Now he has to pay the cost

Have you heard about the lonesome loser
Beaten by the queen of hearts every time
Have you heard about the lonesome loser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on tryin'

"It's okay", he smiles and says
Though this loneliness is driving him crazy
He don't show what goes on in his head
But if you watch very close you'll see it all

[Instrumental Interlude]

Sit down, take a look at yourself
Don't you want to be somebody
Someday somebody's gonna see inside
You have to face up, you can't run and hide

Have you heard about the lonesome loser
Beaten by the queen of hearts every time
Have you heard about the lonesome loser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on tryin'

Have you heard about the lonesome loser

Have you heard about the lonesome loser

Have you heard about the lonesome loser

Now tell me have you heard about the lonesome loser

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:20 | 2481217 SAT 800
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Wow! WTF are the Greeks going to do with 170 Leopard Tanks!  That's completely insane. They have five German Submarines on order? How come they don't have to have an adult in the room with them whem they make these kinds of decisions?

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:22 | 2481838 williambanzai7
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I guess they expect to be invaded from the North, because I don't see what good those tanks are on the Islands, unless that have craft to move them all around. Maybe they want to invade Libya.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 16:55 | 2481144 Yohimbo
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shark fin soup will be the main course

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 16:53 | 2481137 W10321303
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THE EMPIRE hopes you will starve to death for your satire and wit...

YOU must be doing something right!

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 16:37 | 2481070 jowenchrist
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Banzai you brilliant Fiend ! You've hit the mark yet again !

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 16:28 | 2481065 williambanzai7
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ZOMBIE SOUP

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 16:53 | 2481133 Jay Gould Esq.
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Nicely done, WB7...

Do you remember "Wacky Packages" from the '70s ? You would have been a natural illustrator for the series !

http://static.flickr.com/1/368652_faeea23f8d.jpg

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:19 | 2481832 williambanzai7
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Yes I do

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 16:28 | 2481058 virgilcaine
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You pay your tax! snipes the Imf orangutan.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 16:15 | 2481028 Let them all fail
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Nice work Banzai, and with a Miles davis references it makes it even that much better. Really like the Queen of Hearts just because it is so subtly done, really have to look at it for a sec

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 16:24 | 2481054 Milestones
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Picked up the Miles thing. 1956 the song and the album.         Milestones

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 04:50 | 2482776 williambanzai7
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Thu, 05/31/2012 - 16:13 | 2481020 Non Passaran
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IMHO the best WB7 post ever, with more outstanding art in comments.
Kudos to you, sir!

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 16:07 | 2481006 StockHut
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WB7 you make my day everyday.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 15:59 | 2480975 williambanzai7
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IMF STORE FRONT

The crises in Europe is deep
So ECB money is cheap
But now they will play
The IMF way
Recipient nations will weep

The Limerick King

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 15:48 | 2480940 Convolved Man
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Accolades in Rhyme

 
 
William Banzia 7 sees the sharks
The Limerick King pens his remarks
I savor the fabrications
Chuckle over the connotations
And anxiously await for... more?

Well, I never claimed to be a limerist.

You've set the hook, keep steady pressure and don't give the PTB any slack to run.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 16:13 | 2481026 BeetleBailey
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WB see the sharks

The Limmerick King pens his lore

I savor the fabrications

Chuckle over the connotations

And anxiously wait for more!

 

Fixed it for ya! (c:

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:57 | 2481421 Convolved Man
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Thanx,

I'll just put on the dunce cap and go stand in the corner now.

 

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 15:37 | 2480907 tsuki
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Is that a trio of Berlesconi's Bunga Bunga Girls?

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 15:41 | 2480924 williambanzai7
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Berlusconi is a Bunga Girl...

 

DIVINE BERLUSCONI

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 21:56 | 2482144 williambanzai7
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Junked by a Bungahole

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 16:38 | 2481093 Spastica Rex
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This native love is restless, and I'm just not satisfied.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNjkSIy2HiU

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 16:05 | 2481001 Gully Foyle
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williambanzai7

No Divine without something from Lust in the Dust

And it works on so many levels

Marguerita Ventura: You bitch!
Rosie Velez: Ever since I came here, you've done nothing but treat me like shit. Who the hell do you think you are? Yeah, I was a dance hall girl, but what makes you so high and mighty? You own a whorehouse! A whorehouse!... and with only three whores in it. One of them is just a senile old cow.
[aside to Big Ed]
Rosie Velez: No offense, honey.
[back to Maguerita]
Rosie Velez: And the other one's so new at it, she doesn't know which end to use. So what does that make you? The only whore in Chili Verde. Yeah, I came here for the gold, because I've been poor all my life.
Marguerita Ventura: You've got it all wrong, honey. You've been cheap all your life.
Rosie Velez: Cheap?
[picks up a chair, and breaks it over Maguerita]
Rosie Velez: This furniture is cheap.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 15:36 | 2480867 williambanzai7
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I would ask everyone to please read this: http://www.progressive-economy.ie/2012/05/crisis-in-greece-and-arms-purc...

and consider how this inconvenient truth is dropped from all of the narratives.

 

IMF INVASION

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:41 | 2481338 Dermasolarapate...
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good article Banzai. My Dad used to tell me (during the Vietnam War when I was a baby and did not understand) the fact that military spending only adds to a false rise in the GD.

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