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My washer was leaking this morning and I was in a foul mood until I opened ZH and looked at this Banzai post. I started laughing and got over my frustration with mechanical things.
that's probably gonna be your water exhaust pump on the bottom. its hoses are generally connected with pinch pins. get yourself a good set of pliars, lift that sucker up on its hind legs, look for a drip, remove the hose and check its integrity, if it's all good, reconnect snugly, and check again for leaks.
it may be your inlet, but that depends on the point at which it begins to leak.
let me know how it goes and i'll walk you through it. it's super simple; don't be intimidated by algos or machines.
janus
WildBill,
i have a bit of a confession to make, and i think this is the post to precipitate the spill.
it started yesterday: there i was, just watchin bloomberg to see what 'the street' was masticating, and then blip, out of the clear blue, ole cupid pricks me with his tart lil dart. now, understand, these money-honies have never really kinked my brow or set my innards to quiver like cherry jelly; some of them are pretty and what not, just lacking that certain element...we'll call it moxie (so that the new yorkers can follow along). and i don't know why i never really took note of her before, she is, after all, the janus-type. i mean, she's a little cutie pie...sweet AND spunky...clever and coy...a foxy lil hottie. now i've yet another reason to set to struttin down the appian way...i mean to say, maiden lane. whatever the case, she's gonna end up pregnant.
there can be little doubt that she will succumb to the intoxicating janus charm; so let me give y'all some sense of what my first date with sara eisen will entail.
to sara:
all right, so i reckon you fancy a handsome and high-spirited kind of hero -- your long search is at an end! i imagine we'll start the day with coffee and market banter (janus loves to debate). but, i want to here emphasize, the course of events will be at your discretion and to your liking, sugar-pie. so, again, i see us then strollin slowly through the park, holdin hands, laughing and exchangin longing and lacivious looks...something like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYEC4TZsy-Y
so, quite right, at this point we start drinkin -- and sangria it is (apropos our shared love for the 'grand bloodsport'). this is where it starts to get FUN!
righty-O, sara-girl! the temperature starts to tick up oh-so perceptably right about now: don't worry about what comes next, time to just languish and soak each other in. maybe some tapas...something light -- gotta keep something of an edge, after all. so then you start to look a bit expectant, perhaps a bit bored -- can't have that http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KX7NRFYQa4
then i suggest that you show me around the city...and by virtue of your tour, i get to learn more about you than about new york (which is the plan). i wanna make a study of you, sara -- you fascinate me in more than a cerebral sense. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmsXZaFEBME
okay, time to close the curtain on all you voyeurs...we then proceed to a light supper heavy with vino and veritas. and then, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgzamcJ-aAQ
and then: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTXuPydruvk
it's quite possible that i'm your third man, girl/
but it's a fact that i'm the seventh son/
let's have a ball and a biscuit, sugar/
and take our sweet lil time about it
and then, the afterglow: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az8UDe6UQGQ
walk with me, suzie-lee/
through the park and by the trees,
janus
Mr Banzai,you make every day worth the while,amuse some more:Ordnung must sein!
Thank you. What is truly extraordinary is the news basically begs for this treatment. Week after week it just keeps getting more bizarro.
all this Eurozone crap wouldn't be so bad if Merkel was hot-her frumpy hausfrau look only makes it worse
Venus of EFSFdorf ?
Oooh, that last one is making my spidey-senses tingle...
Or maybe it's just the Raisin Bran.
I don't get the spidenman towel or other spiderman-items meme. Can someone link it again or explain it please?
DEXIA did a promo last week...get a free Spiderman towel if you open an account here. Lamo no?
I believe that was bankia.
a toilet bowl liner!!!!
Forget the Spidey beach towels, Europe needs a place to plant its ass and let it all out!
Purge the debt on a Spidey toilet seat! Gonna have to upgrade the waste disposal plant to handle all of that toxic shit.
Outstanding WB7 - you should be a shopping/gift consultant.
Outstanding pictorials, Buckaroo!
And this week's rant:
The Charade
The great populist from Texas, Rep. Wright Patman **, was instrumental in pressuring President Roosevelt (FDR) to create the last study on the concentration of economic power in America, the TNEC study; the Temporary National Economic Committee study.
This committee study lasted from 1937 to 1939, and while invaluable data was uncovered, major portions of that study are still classified to this very day!
Years later, Rep. Patman would again be the motivating force on another study, Tax Exempt Foundations and Charitable Trusts: Their Impact on Our Economy (December 1962) 87th Congress, 2nd Session; exposing how the super-rich hid their wealth and ownership through foundations and trusts.
The super-rich and their cartels and multinationals have been so successful that today few Americans are even aware of the importance of knowing the ownership of any corporation or bank, and are routinely ignorant of the extraordinary concentration of power today!
Who owns ExxonMobil, BP, JP Morgan Chase, Morgan Stanley, Bank of America, Citigroup, GE or AT&T?
Who owns the majority of pharmaceutical and biopharmaceutical companies today?
Nobody knows, and fewer appear to care!
Sadly, the way the situation has been rigged and manipulated, it would be impossible to find out unless one possessed unlimited resources, since much of that wealth and ownership is hidden within trusts, and multi-layered trusts of all types, and those trusts reside, technically speaking, offshore.
Those offshore trusts aren’t even required to be officially registered at those offshore sites --- there isn’t even a way to deduce how many trusts exist!
(Please understand that when Forbes publishes their list of the global richest, they include a disclaimer that it was compiled from public sources --- yet most data on the super-rich can only be gleaned from private sources --- and when there’s no discernible way to track such private sources, an accurate list on just who are the super-rich is impossible to compile!)
There is one interesting item, after many years of research, we have been able to ascertain.
That item concerns the oldest corporation, and continuously existing corporation, in the Western Hemisphere, the City of London Corporation.
While it is interesting to note that this ancient corporation appears to also own the oldest continuing financial fund, their City Cash, the really salient point is that it appears to be the nexus, or central point, of either the meeting or congregation place of various of the world’s major cartels.
Of course, this is much too obvious, to mundane and banal for most unaware, blithely ignorant people to take notice of, so please continue with your self-involved, self-absorbed and infantilized consumer existence --- after all, this is what they demand you do.
**Rep. Wright Patman was crucial to the passage of legislation finally awarding the promised bonuses to the World War I veterans. An excellent account of this is to be found in Marc Levinson’s book, The Great A&P and the Struggle for Small Business in America, pp. 152-153.
(I don’t agree with the author’s final conclusions, but his chapter on Wright Patman is highly recommended.)
Rep. Patman, at his own expense and financial loss, self-published two books in 1934:
Patman’s Appeal to Pay Veterans
and
Bankerteering, Bonuseering, Melloneering
True classics in politicking for the people against the ruling 1%!
merkel's bra f'ing classic! nice work
William - great stuff but it should be "gute Nacht" Cheers JS
I got thrown out of my German class as well.
Gute Nackt... ;)
Guten Tag.
Reminds me of the Gahan Wilson classic:
TRESPASSERS WILL BE
EXPERIMENTED UPON
http://www.gahanwilson.com/index.php
Okay, but a dead-cat rumor rip before Thurs call is in order....
is this the berlin whale? ;-)
sir, does this mean Ann Margret isnt coming?
+1- funniest deadpan delivered line EVER in a movie
football season is starting over there so the population wont be paying attention to their exicutionors.
While Germany tries to save face,
Standing in for the whole Human Race,
The ET’s gone nutty,
Seems quite fond of Mutti,
He’s trying to make second base.
Or better yet...
The irony nobody doubts,
We’ve been led to disaster by louts,
And while mad Earthlings raved,
The Euro was saved,
By dudes who look like Brussel Sprouts.
To the Galactic Emperor: PLEASE!
This planet we’re ordered to seize,
Flows with Bovine Manure,
And we’re pretty sure,
It will soon rise up over our knees!
Frau Geleefinger
Prepare for the finger of hope
Stress tests will help banks to cope
Their balance sheet slime
Will be quoted as prime
While those in the know reach for soap
The Limerick King
no grease for you Greece
Das finger est just ein tease. When das sissys in Brussels turn aroud they get das fist all das way to das elbow!
Threesome?
Tempted by the Fruits of a (or your) Mother...
:0
Tempted by the Fruit of Another MUSIC VIDEO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ooke_IQ1hqU
Tempted by the Fruit of Another - Squeeze
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vMEyHa9SCw
The real fix will be known when Bat-Boy signs on to the deal.
He will arrive at the apropos moment... But those Weekly World News headlines seem quite ordinary compared to the news this week.
Why did you not doctor Von Rompuy's pic?
That could very well be be not too far from reality:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtRkwfMi7Pg
dup
Radiorama's Aliens
I see the Aliens - Aliens...
I see the Aliens - Aliens...
I see the...
People have to know,
'bout their coming in the sleep,
With their sticky faces and laser we're in danger...
Call the radio, everybody, can you feel,
With their alpha-rays and fires we're in danger..
If I can to tomorrow without them need a miracle,
Flying to them on the try to reach out the aliens? sight,
Waiting for them on the day where I feel they might be govern me,
They come for me and; it's no escape for me and say it...
[]
Oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa oh...
I say the Aliens - Aliens, what you're gonna do ?
I say the Aliens, Aliens !
I say the Aliens - Aliens, what you're gonna do ?
I say the Aliens, Aliens !
I say the Aliens, Aliens !
Are you near to us, needing perfect harmony,
Inside our house is a know that we're in danger...
Nothing we can do, we're just looking to the moon,
They come from a world where their life is only destruction...
You take your love until before,
I'm gonna give any more,
Don't cry cause I can change your mind,
My name is out on the stone...
More and more incredible,
I am just invisible white...
Do you know the speech was mysteriously taken down without explanation.
Perhaps Soros Bilderbros got pissed.