Trader's Video Playbook and Jon Stewart - what can I put in my mouth?

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Chris Vermeulen's Trader's Video Playbook - Monday's Market Call

Today will be active as the market flirts with major resistance and sellers lurking overhead.

The morning video covers what has/is happening in the market along with how we are going to handle today’s price action.

8:00 AM ET - Pre-Market Video Analysis Points:
-    Dollar gapped down sharply to support last night and is not starting to bounce.
-    Rising dollar is helping to pull stocks and commodities back down this morning almost eliminating last night’s entire price surge.
-    Gold, Silver, Oil and Nat Gas remain in down trends are have yet to form a base or bottoming pattern so we remain neutral on them.
-    Bonds have been pulling back for a couple sessions as money moved from risk off to risk on assets.
-    SP500 gapped up 20 points last night but is only trading up 5 points now.


Watch Live Technical Analysis Video For Today NOW.

Chris Vermeulen



Jon Stewart Tries to Figure Out What He's Allowed to Put in His Mouth

In New York, a proposed bill would levy a harsher monetary penalty for selling 16 ounces of soda than it would for carrying 25 grams of pot.


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Wed, 06/13/2012 - 02:37 | 2520614 janus
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stewart, you da mutha-fuckin bee's knees.

janus needs to start watchin your that i have cable and all.

here ya go, stewart:

and if you give me/

weed, whites and wine/

and you show me a sign/

i'll be willin,


Mon, 06/11/2012 - 17:53 | 2516142 oldgasII
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Look there are too many old people like me and not enough young people to support social security and medicare. Wouldn't it be more cost effective to supply us old farts with discounted big macs, alcohol, weed, and large cups of high fructose corn syrup to create earlier death and reduce the economic drag.  

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 20:27 | 2516464 Matt
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I hear the FEMA camps will have food provided by MacDonald's and KFC, so that'll be a win for everybody.

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 17:51 | 2516137 Overfed
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Mayor Bloomberg should die of gonorrhea.

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 17:48 | 2516129 oldgasII
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Well there is a "study" out that says the smoke from grass is much more likely to give you cancer than  cigarettes......So can the cigarette smokers sue the weed smokers for second had highs?

I drink diet soda....can I still drink from the over 16 oz cups?  Or does Bloomberg hate all cups that are taller than he is.  

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 17:57 | 2516155 Whalley World
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There has never been, as far as i am aware, any study linking pot smoking to unh, hmmm, what were we talking about again, I'm hungry.

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 17:04 | 2516034 Bob
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An ounce of fresh bud would have a volume of more than 16 ounces of soda . . . time to do some partying, Jon!

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 16:47 | 2515989 oddjob
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I'd bet Jonathan Leibowitz prefers bankers' cock in his mouth.

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 16:45 | 2515985 Toolshed
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"In New York, a proposed bill would levy a harsher monetary penalty for selling 16 ounces of soda than it would for carrying 25 grams of pot."

About time they got thier priorities straight!!

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 17:22 | 2516072 Matt
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look, just because hundreds of thousands of Americans die every year from heart disease and obesity related illness, and morbid obesity costs $5500 per year per person in extra health care costs, is no reason to compare it to the incredibly dangerous marijuana.

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 17:47 | 2516126 narapoiddyslexia
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Bwahahahahahaha.... thassa' good one.

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