THe DuKe oF MoRoN HaZaRD GoES To WaSHiNGToN...

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THE DUKES OF MORON HAZARD

 

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THE KLEPTOGARCH
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Jamie is playfully prancing
With tophat and tails he is dancing
This Kleptogarch fool
Desires to rule
His power and wealth he's enhancing

The Limerick King

 

 

THE BANZAI TAROT (FOOL AND MAGICIAN)
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RISK

 

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JP MORGAN'S UNIVERSE


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Jamie is way out in space
Some losses he needs to erase
He's losing control
He's in a black hole
Then gone without leaving a trace

The Limerick King

 

THE FALL OF ICARUS

Kleptocrats thought they could fly
By printing their way to the sky
But wings made of paper
Were part of the caper
Their system of greed will now die

The Limerick King

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DERIVATIVE KIMONO

 

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WHEN THIS GENIUS FAILED

 

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SMART IDIOTS

 

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TBTF ON BROADWAY

Jamie's a two-stepping tapper
A modern day self-absorbed flapper
The shows almost done
His bank lost a ton
His stock will be soon in the crapper

The Limerick King

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SCAM TREK SCOTTY
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DERIVATIVES APOCALYPSE

 

The spark from a JPM whale
Ignited a terrible tale
Humanity's fall
Proved once and fall all
The world was not Too Big Too Fail

The Limerick King

 

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REVERSION TO THE SIMIAN

 

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THE VOLCKER RULE
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FDIC
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IN SEARCH OF
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SAVE THE WHALE..
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DISTORTIONS OF JAMIE DIMON ANNOTATED FOR CONGRESS