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Thu, 06/14/2012 - 08:44 | Link to Comment therearetoomany...
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Where's Idi Amin when you need 'im?

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 07:26 | Link to Comment hangemhigh77
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"Uganda would not want to be Spain" should be their reply.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 06:28 | Link to Comment diogeneslaertius
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Uganda is so lovely this time of year

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 02:59 | Link to Comment Joe A
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Good on you Uganda!

Wed, 06/13/2012 - 22:45 | Link to Comment luckylogger
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hahahhahahha    perfect, I have been thinking this for a while now.

Rock on Uganda.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 01:22 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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I laughed at the combination of images when I woke up. What a combination.

But they deserve it. I thought the Uganda remark over the weekend really was revealing of the kind of characters at the top. Now they are really shitting in the urinal because $100 Billion was barely good enough to buy them 5 days relief.

Meanwhile, they are doing their damnedest to fill the airwaves with football news.

And BTW, they don't have the 100 Billion...

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 06:28 | Link to Comment diogeneslaertius
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pack your bags sunshine, were going on a loverly holiday to UGANDA

 

XD

 

is this real life?

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 08:24 | Link to Comment blindfaith
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Suggest that you sound like John Wayne and walk like him too, they cut the heads off guys they they think might be doing un-Christian things ( as recently revealed by US preacher in their country), and they don't bother to ask questions either.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 06:26 | Link to Comment diogeneslaertius
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panem et circenses like a motherfucker right

 

again it seems quite plausible to me that domination through deception has been the world order for centuries

 

the first king or government which, rather than being in command of its faculties, had to Borrow to finance - i think on that day that bankers and merchants took over

 

well "a merchant has no country"

 

and we are all Chinese now - but at least the perpetual debt motion machine they have constructed is raping us all and every day is a new wonderland and miasma of junk information right? XD

 

but seriously, 5 days-at-a-time is the recipe for perpetual pimping

 

and if you raise people like biological androids, who get their consciousness through a tube, it seems possible to just keep people distracted and confused en masse long enough to generationally smooth out the real variables

 

they built an Economic Black Hole machine that can swallow entire nation’s GDP’s in a single bite

 

fear of the $4Q Economic Deathstar will keep the local system lords in line

 

 

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But somewhere out there, a rag-tag band of misfits, some kind of organic Rebel Alliance is emerging…

 

Humanity is redsicovering its roots like a European digging up greek Architecture ...

 

OH WAIT

Wed, 06/13/2012 - 19:04 | Link to Comment justsayin2u
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Uganda has friendly competent people that try to help you so Spain is not Uganda.

Wed, 06/13/2012 - 18:40 | Link to Comment eatapeach
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usually associated with real relief

Wed, 06/13/2012 - 18:26 | Link to Comment LeisureSmith
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The smell is getting stronger, and it's not coming from Uganda.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg_belm6apc

Wed, 06/13/2012 - 18:10 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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ESM satellite, funny.

Will no doubt meet the same fate as Skylab, or the Mars Climate Orbiter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_Climate_Orbiter)

"We calculated assets using Zimbabwe dollars and debts using the Peso."

Wed, 06/13/2012 - 17:42 | Link to Comment Piranhanoia
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"I knew Jack Uganda,  and you're not Jack Uganda"    (anonymous political homily)

Wed, 06/13/2012 - 17:13 | Link to Comment oldgasII
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Germany lost its African colonies after WW I.  So if it took over Spain it would it be getting one back?

"Oh Fra Merkel, I just had an idea! We could get an African colony, have a place to send our Turks also.  After all they'd fit right in with the North Africans already there.  I wonder if you could grow bananas in Southern Spain?

Wed, 06/13/2012 - 16:53 | Link to Comment ReligiousAtheist1
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Another priceless piece from WB7 LOL!!!

Wed, 06/13/2012 - 16:50 | Link to Comment AchtungAffen
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The real elephant in the room ain't Europe but the US...

Wed, 06/13/2012 - 16:53 | Link to Comment world_debt_slave
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supplying elephant sized poop for the rest

Wed, 06/13/2012 - 17:09 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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Hey, we're number one!

Wed, 06/13/2012 - 18:07 | Link to Comment Trimmed Hedge
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I would have gone wiff #2...  ;)

Wed, 06/13/2012 - 18:06 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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U.S.S.A.!  U.S.S.A.!

Wed, 06/13/2012 - 16:50 | Link to Comment SILVERGEDDON
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Shouldn't that be red ink ? Period style ? With a Dimon Head Tampon sitting in the puddle ?

Wed, 06/13/2012 - 16:43 | Link to Comment Gringo Viejo
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We must frequent the same bar, Bill.

Wed, 06/13/2012 - 16:42 | Link to Comment SourNStout
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No, its worse than Uganda. 

Wed, 06/13/2012 - 16:32 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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ESM

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 07:55 | Link to Comment Mr. Mandelbrot
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Those have to be Blankfein's ears . . .

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 06:18 | Link to Comment diogeneslaertius
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actual footage

Wed, 06/13/2012 - 18:34 | Link to Comment tongue.stan
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Back in school, one of the worst insults was to call someone "assface". Went along with shithead, dickwad, fudgepacker, dipshit, etc. All still apply, especially to the .0001%, attesting to psychopathic-man's eternal nature.

Wed, 06/13/2012 - 17:08 | Link to Comment Lumberjack
Wed, 06/13/2012 - 21:37 | Link to Comment WmMcK
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I always confuse 49 with 94, does that make me dyslexic?

Wed, 06/13/2012 - 22:57 | Link to Comment GMadScientist
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I assure you 49 s much closer to 120, you'd never mistake it for 94.

Wed, 06/13/2012 - 16:46 | Link to Comment RingToneDeaf
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Not shit for brains, more likely, Butthead goes on a European Vacation gets sent into orbit due to Unforseen circumstances. Must have been to Brussels, Ha!

Wed, 06/13/2012 - 16:42 | Link to Comment WhyDoesItHurtWh...
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Ahh .... I get it ..... Shit for brains.  I love it.

Wed, 06/13/2012 - 16:30 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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FROB-INAL

Wed, 06/13/2012 - 18:12 | Link to Comment Boxed Merlot
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 “FROB =  a frob is any random small thing; an object that you can comfortably hold in one hand"...---catb.org/jargon/html/F/frob.html

I'm smarter today than I was yesterday.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 08:44 | Link to Comment therearetoomany...
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I call it a 'penis'.  

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