MaeSTRo: "Noble experiment for European Monetary Union has been a failure..."

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"I'm too sexy for my body..."




Angela's under attack
PIIGS have the nerve to fight back
If nobody blinks
And this baby sinks
The world will start fading to black

The Limerick King






The EU is looking quite frail
It's members are starting to wail
The Grexit could make
The last pillar break
That's when EU coffin meets nail

The Limerick King




Rajoy is singing the blues
His country is starting to lose
Just do things their way
And Germans might pay
It's money he cannot refuse

The Limerick King


The Euro is sinking and spinning
The fate of their financial sinning
There is no way out
But some are in doubt
They still see the Euro as "WINNING!"

The Limerick King



EUROCRAT III---The Principle of Asininity

"Under the principle of asininity, in areas which do not fall within its exclusive incompetencies, the Union shall act only if and in so far as the idiotological paradigm of the proposed clusterfornicaton cannot be sufficiently sodomized by the Member States, either at central stratification or at regional and local heirarchies, but can rather, by cohesion of the scale or effects of the clusterfornication envisaged, be better FUBARed by means of acute Eurocratic sodomization at the Union level."

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Mon, 06/18/2012 - 02:17 | 2535559 otherleading
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Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:34 | 2530446 Conax
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That Angie-pede is thoroughly disgusting and way out of line!

You should be very ashamed, now go to your room!*



* and do some more- 5 stars- It's awesome satire, you and the King rock!

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:19 | 2530394 ali-ali-al-qomfri
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Nice Friday Treat WB7 and thx ZH.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:02 | 2530318 janus
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5 stars for the rajoy pic, banzai!

oh, and the stripper-cum-samurai reminds me that i've been neglecting the brunettes -- i mean to address that straight away.

great stuff, great one.

also, the syllogism at the end...recalls some esoteric studies from years ago.  anyway, heisenberg was possessed of an elegant mind, perhaps too elegant by half.  nevertheless, you will find the math underpinning your theory at the link below (take your time, it can get convoluted -- but, really, if you can handle the derivative funtion, it should be a stone-cold breeze)

oh how i wish i could participate at ZH everyday...but, alas, some of us must add value to society.

i think i'm gonna get me a patron -- hell, shakespeare had one, why not janus?

"...but janus is as the northern star, of whose true-fixed and constant-qualtiy there is no fellow in the firmament."



growing in numbers/

growing in speed/

...people they come together/

people they fall apart/

no one can stop us now/

cause we are all made of stars/

(damn, Moby! lay it down, son!)

slowly we're building/

i feel it in me/

growing in numbers/

growing in peace,


Fri, 06/15/2012 - 12:27 | 2529644 Snakeeyes
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They died with their boots on! or Armanis.

Farage is right.

And Greek yields were down 176bps today.


Fri, 06/15/2012 - 02:02 | 2528456 Savvy
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well that sucks

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 02:16 | 2528455 Savvy
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Can't delete?


I once knew a woman from Berkal

who's nature was heterocercal

She swam to the edge

while trying to hedge

The top-heavy name of Merkal

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 01:55 | 2528449 Savvy
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The feminine of Maestro is Mattress.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 05:53 | 2528335 Yen Cross
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 I can't stop laughing! Every day, you guys kill me!  Shit ! I must have ( a ) 5th heart valve!

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 22:58 | 2528151 Mareka
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What happened to the Dukes of Moral Hazard?

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 23:24 | 2528196 williambanzai7
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Thu, 06/14/2012 - 22:44 | 2528116 Element
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The funniest yet? ... I really can't tell anymore.

Maybe a return 'run' back to angie for the multi-back debt-monster? ... it's all about the flow ... of ... deposits ... right?

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 21:54 | 2527979 oldgasII
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We've missed our exit and we'll probably be out cat food before the next one comes up.,,,,,,Unless we through somebody out eh Fra Merkel?

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 19:43 | 2527602 Yen Cross
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 Greenspan in a "slingshot"!  No Comment

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 19:34 | 2527579 JohnKozac
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I stumbled upon the reason we're doomed:


Distant Human Ancestor Had Shark Head

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 21:38 | 2527934 williambanzai7
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This explains all the lawyers.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 19:05 | 2527511 shovelhead
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You're on a full ass tear today. LK too.

I'd nominate you for Time's 'Man Of The Year' or a Nobel Prize but I don't think you'd enjoy the company much.

Well done.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 18:33 | 2527440 Zero Govt
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a dozen chuckles Banzai, thanks as always :)

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 17:08 | 2527245 williambanzai7
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Thu, 06/14/2012 - 18:52 | 2527481 Jay Gould Esq.
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Nice tie, Dimon. Hermès ?

Haute fiat couture. À propos.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 23:26 | 2528202 williambanzai7
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Fiat Couture....Nice

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 09:55 | 2529068 Careless Whisper
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I thought you just made up the cuff links, but then I saw a real pic (i think) of Jamie Dimon wearing cufflinks with the Presidential seal on them. He was also wearing a red, white, and blue tie for his testimony. I think his attire deserves some serious aattention. Seems to me this guy is saying "I own the joint". The dewd has big fuckin' balls.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 11:13 | 2529380 williambanzai7
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It really is a circus of hubris.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:55 | 2527209 BLACK_DOG
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WB7, When are t-shirts available! Maybe a fb zuker hoodie!

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 23:15 | 2528183 monad
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Irony: you accept major cc. Just busting your chops, I'll charge my order to BoA. 

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 23:21 | 2528190 williambanzai7
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Zazzle, not me ;-)

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 17:04 | 2527237 BLACK_DOG
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WB7, very nice stuff, will buy my self a fathers day gift! 

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:50 | 2527196 MolotovCockhead
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Wow!! Shaving with a samurai sword!

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:41 | 2527168 walküre
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GENIUS! You're on the road to becoming legendary.

Your Eurosarkasm is beautifully expressed in cartoons that we haven't seen anywhere since the earlier decades of the last century.

This is political art and I wish someone would pick this up and put it on large canvasses. Europe is full of great museums where this art should be displayed for the public to see.

Something great will come your way, guaranteed!

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:45 | 2527185 williambanzai7
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I could have some of these reproduced by hand onto large canvases. There are very top notch operations in Thailand and China that specialize in reproductions. I'm sure some of these would look stunning.

But I'm not doing that unless someone else commissions it up front.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 21:26 | 2527898 Jena
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I can definitely see how your work would look as large canvases.  Hand painted reproductions would be far preferable to giclée prints and also far more valuable, especially if you applied a little bit of the topcoat yourself.  At any rate, they'd be so very cool...

It's nice to know that your mother gets to see your work and how much it is appreciated!  (Howdy, WmBanzai's Mom!)

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 22:02 | 2528010 williambanzai7
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I would love to do it. It would sure beat having a Knkade in the basement.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 23:02 | 2528037 Jena
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<acting out the scene as captured by Munch>  (the Kincade)

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 21:15 | 2527863 Uchtdorf
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Speaking of which...did you get a feel for the photo stock pricing yet?

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 21:33 | 2527920 williambanzai7
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Going over there later today.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 21:50 | 2527968 Uchtdorf
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Thu, 06/14/2012 - 17:24 | 2527286 ThirdWorldDude
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Excellent stuff as usual, WB7! I LOL'ed at Das Bailout and the 3 Pillars.

The graphic of Merkel & the PIIGS would be more effective if you use a pic of a human centipede. Try modifying this one, as the message is already in there   :)


Thu, 06/14/2012 - 21:32 | 2527915 williambanzai7
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I'll get around to it. I used the actual conceptual drawing first used by the directum.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:17 | 2527097 williambanzai7
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Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:22 | 2527108 Agent P
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Always love the naked hot chicks with samurai swords photos. ;)

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:29 | 2527129 iDealMeat
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WB7,  Can you cut the opacity on "Visual Combat" to 20% please?


Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:59 | 2527212 williambanzai7
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There are a number of reasons why I arrange the compositions the way I do.

First, my Mom reads Zero hedge every day. Even though I'm an adult I am not exempted from this basic parameter.

Second, I don't want to screw everything up for readers who have company firewalls to worry about. Many people are already blocked from ZH at work and I don't want to be responsible for exacerbating the situation by creating a pornography excuse for the censors.

Lastly, sometimes the imagination works better than the pixel ;-)

In any event, you can find these easily if you use your imagination on google search.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 17:16 | 2527265 NotApplicable
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Hi mom! *waves*

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 17:45 | 2527340 Doubleguns
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You mean, Hi banzai's mom. "Waves (with embarrasing grins) from all of us".

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 21:30 | 2527909 williambanzai7
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No need to be embarrassed, good old' Mom is the one who keeps telling me to give the crowd racey images.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 00:43 | 2528356 iDealMeat
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No..  With All due respect to you and your extended family.  We are at WAR!

All atemtps at censorship / classification of information at this time is tresonous and detrimantal to humanity.


My sincere apologies to your mother, and my Mom and Dad for that matter. But, the can has been

kicked to my generation. And I'm saying FUCK YOU, Fuck all of you corrupt fuckers.

If my mom and yours have to read a couple F-boms then so be it.. 

This is our world now.

reset is coming.


Fri, 06/15/2012 - 01:43 | 2528437 williambanzai7
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You asked for more titty, not F Bombs.

I have no problem chucking F Bombs and controversial material around both of my parents. However, I wasn't invited to post on this site merely by virtue of my curatorial talents with regard to scantily clad Asian warrior women.

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!