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THe WaR On DouCHe BaGS...

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THE WAR ON DOUCHE BAGS

Inaction Jackson's a doll
He stands about nine inches tall
A huge waste of skin
Who helped Kleptos win
His motto: No Justice For All

The Limerick King

 

 

Darrel from Dickheads United
Says men on the right are invited
To join his crusade
Against those who get laid
If you join he'll get really excited

The Limerick King

 

 

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EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE...

 

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POOP FICTION
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MAMBO OBAMO
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SHIT FACE 2012
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SHIT FACE II

 

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INACTION JACKSON

 

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ALFRED E POTUS

 

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ZOMBIE EXPRESS

 


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Thu, 06/21/2012 - 21:43 | Link to Comment Burr's 2nd Shot
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Say "what" again!  I dare you!

My favorite of the bunch, captures his shit-eating smirk perfectly.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 21:06 | Link to Comment Josh Randall
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Awesome Awesome - a 1000x's AWESOME!!!

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 20:42 | Link to Comment Yes_Questions
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I lost the one against my x wife's new husband.

For the better in the end though.  Funny that.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 20:31 | Link to Comment mendolover
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Awesome as always WB7!!  RE-ELECT NO ONE!!!!!

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 20:08 | Link to Comment nmewn
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I'm confused (again).

Is O'Barry/Holder for or against those south of the border? ;-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_d8C4AIFgUg&feature=related

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 20:11 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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They both just do as they are told.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 20:33 | Link to Comment nmewn
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These fuckers did this to drum up public outrage in order to restrict the self defense rights of freemen everywhere...I've been saying this before it was "fashionable"...no one will ever convince me otherwise.

And that tin horn dictator Calderon is up to his beedy little eyes in it as well.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 20:41 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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To me it is very simple, there are huge financial concerns against drug legalization: law enforcement, arms and surveillance, private prisons, pharma and spirits to name a few. There would be no war on druglords were it not for them and their vested interests. For that matter, there would be no druglords.

Now this has become another convenient avenue for election year distraction.

Fri, 06/22/2012 - 04:29 | Link to Comment StychoKiller
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Cursory research on my part leads to the conclusion that the Church (especially the Catholic Church!) was usually the first to condemn whatever the native's popular drug of choice happened to be.  They tried their darndest to suppress the Psylocybin mushroom, and Peyote, for example.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 21:07 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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.

Now this has become another convenient avenue for election year distraction

...and revenue extraction.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 21:26 | Link to Comment nmewn
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Ten million dollars from "shovel ready stimulus" went to fund this charade.

http://radioviceonline.com/obamas-stimulus-provided-10-million-to-fund-aft-fast-furious-gunwalker-program/

"...salaries and expenses"...unlike Pelosi...some of us actually read.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 19:57 | Link to Comment 1C3-N1N3
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Barry's coughing out choom and "Executive Privilege" in the same breath.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 20:04 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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It's funny how it came out after I got rid of the gun.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 19:50 | Link to Comment Joebloinvestor
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I hope this guy beats John N. Mitchell's record.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 19:41 | Link to Comment shovelhead
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You sure gotta purdy mouth.

 

Banzai kills again. You're helping me with my rage issues. They ain't.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 19:32 | Link to Comment cherry picker
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A picture is worth a thousand words and your humor fits well.

Reminds me of a Discover Card commercial I saw appear years ago and promptly yanked.  They whelled in a patient to an emergency room and showed the paddles hovering over the patient's chest, eyes peering above masks at a telephon on the wall with a magnetic swiper attached to it.

They swiped the Discover card and it was approved.

Then the paddles went to work and the patient woke up.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 20:01 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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There is wit in good advertising. But generally speaking, I don't see how a truly creative soul can be happy doing that kind of work day in and day out.

Fri, 06/22/2012 - 08:26 | Link to Comment old naughty
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you said it, bro.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 21:03 | Link to Comment Yes_Questions
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Madison Avenue must be a despicable place to "work".

 

Italicized for the place is not a physical one, but an intangible one where manipulation for profit rules the day.

Impressive as some of the ad work is, no doubt, the function of advertising is not benevolent by any stretch and I imagine there must be a number of artists suffering PTSD having endeavored to further its cause.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 19:18 | Link to Comment W10321303
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TOTALLY RACIST distraction from the fact that GWB(the GREATEST ExPriv El Presidente of all time.) started the whole stupid program. The only issue is why the Dimbacrats want to hide it all.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 19:31 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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You have no idea what racism is. But you know how to use the caps key.

And as far as I am concerned, the minute you go along with something or cover it up, you take ownership of it as well. This is the story of Obama.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 19:04 | Link to Comment rebelscum1967
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Inaction Jackson doll.....lmfao....Lando Calrissian fully pimpin'

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 19:09 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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I have been on that jerk offs case from the very beginning. The Justice Department has become a farce like everything else. I thought Gonzalez was bad. This guy tops the cake.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 20:24 | Link to Comment Manthong
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Ol’ Eric, he sure got a purdy mouth..

I guess that’s what you need to redact perjury.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 18:52 | Link to Comment Arnold Ziffel
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he he he he....they're all hilarious!

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 18:38 | Link to Comment New_Meat
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WB7: something strikes me in looking over this post and thinking about how (well) you have been doing your job.  My question to you is: "how the fuck do you screen all of this crap to come up with the great images?"

This is not a question that inquires into your no doubt trade secrets that you should charge confiscatory values.  This is a question (that you don't have to answer, but I am Curious) of how you put all of that crap into your mind and process it to come up with all of your work?

But, again, you have your trade secrets that we all would wish to enjoy vs. to understand.

Don't cha' know.

- Ned

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 19:10 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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I don't mind sharing my methodology.

When I read the threads and the posts, I try to come up with my own balanced or unbalanced view of everything that is happening taking into consideration the views of the crowd.

I have images sitting around waiting to be used, I have images that I have used previously that can be tweaked and I use various image search methods when I have an idea.

I am also generally aware of what others have done and I avoid repetition unless I know I can do a better job on something.

Sometimes an idea strikes me immediately. Other times I have to noodle something. When I am asked to address a specific situation I usually have to think a little about what to deliver.

I have found by experience that the best results are achieved by circling back several times and asking how can I improve this either by making it funnier or adding depth. This is a habit I learned in writing. There is no such thing as a finished job.

I spend plenty of time thinking about how other visual artists have done things in the past and I read constantly. I also try to develop at least one new photoshop technique every week.

I also have stuff waiting for the King when he wakes up.

I have my own stylistic taste which has developed over the years and that is reflected in my photography and my visual art.

Finally, when I feel burnt out I take a break.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 20:53 | Link to Comment Yes_Questions
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There is no such thing as a finished job.

Words of wisdom these are. We would do well to embrace this fact more widely.

Fri, 06/22/2012 - 08:23 | Link to Comment old naughty
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And we would do well with more like Banzai in WS...

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 17:54 | Link to Comment Convolved Man
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Special Email Delivery

 

TO:     Mr. William Banzia Seven
FROM: Miami Zoo Primate Research Center

Dear Mr. Seven,

We have allowed the orangutans at our research center to use iPads in communication studies in order to develop an understanding of their conceptualization capabilities using image association.  They have shown a remarkable ability to point at images of bananas, grapes and coconuts to request said items be included in their daily diet.

A small control group has been permitted to search the internet on their own volition and select images for us to interpret.  Lately, these orangutans have fixated on your photoshopped images of Mr. Holder and then use their hands to spread their buttocks, exposing their anus to the researchers.

Although we believe this represents a significant breakthrough in human/primate communication, we would like you to tone down some of your images of President Obama.  The support staff are getting somewhat concerned with these orangutans teaching resident chimpanzees, spider monkeys and baboons the zero hand sign and how to fling pooh at anyone mentioning the president's name.

Sincerely,
Soiled in Miami

 

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 21:07 | Link to Comment Goat Cheese Please
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Do you refer to said research studies as "Project X-crement?"

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 18:01 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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If the shit shoots fling it!

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 17:08 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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MOODY'S HQ: BREAKING BANZAI7 NEWS

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 18:44 | Link to Comment Convolved Man
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Mr. WB7,

It's surely a sad commentary on our society when a photo, which less than a decade ago could not be interpreted as anything but fictitious, can now be viewed as a probable event.

 

 

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 19:01 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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You know threats were made leading up to this.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 19:58 | Link to Comment BlackholeDivestment
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LMAO, Brilliant! 

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 20:14 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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When you think about it, there really isn't much difference between having the ECB rate the securities it takes as collateral and having Warren Buffet as a principal shareholder of Moody's.

Fri, 06/22/2012 - 08:20 | Link to Comment old naughty
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ain't that the TRUTH?

Or, is it probable events...

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 20:48 | Link to Comment Yes_Questions
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Drone/11 was an inside job.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 23:10 | Link to Comment BlackholeDivestment
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..without shadow banking doubt

...at Cantor Fitzgerald , LMAO,

                             an

               Isaiah 910 harbinger

                            of

                the $1.2 Trillion etc...

                        911 call

                        in order 

                            to 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2qy2wrwY-Q

                         rebuild

(not to be confused with the Antichrist Israeli Supreme Court pyramid, the other Temple, you know, the one 666 nautical miles from the Kaaba Stone, LMAO)

...in the name of Lloyd's ''(g)ods work'',

the Rothschild etc.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f-lXYixqOc

                    New World Order

                  World Trade Center

                      United Nations

                    Nobel Peace Prize,

          ...Post Nuclear NONproLIFEration

                      Iran KEY Event

                        ...that leads

                               to

                   U.N.SEALS up the NEW

                           Agenda 21

                      2112 Aquarian AGE 

                       mark of the beast

                              it time 

               with the prophetic fulfillment

                               flood

                               GATE

                                 of

                              burning

HELL ON EARTH. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMBufJmTTSA 

         http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLhpHjmxNw8 

                       Laugh my arse off...

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 23:16 | Link to Comment Yes_Questions
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and every single meeting with his

so called superior

is a humiliating KICK IN THE CROTCH!

 

Sun, 06/24/2012 - 04:53 | Link to Comment BlackholeDivestment
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Who opened up those gates Enoch?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1wzQNzttSk

BOOMzeroBOOMzeroBLACKHOLEzeroBOOMzeroBOOM 

                               .^. 

0000000000000000000     00000000000000000000 

0000000000000000000     00000000000000000000

000000OPEN000000000     000FOR000buSINeSS000 

0000000000000000000     00000000000000000000 

0000001776000000000     000000July0004th000000 

                               666 

                             SIRIUS 

                          000SUN000

                        0000EARTH000 

                     0000002112000000 

                   00000000(.)000000000  

      http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Revelation+13%3A16-17&version=KJV

               00000000000000000000000000

            000000000000000000000000000000

         0000000000000000000000000000000000 

http://www.flickr.com/photos/g20mexico/7401384598/lightbox/ 

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/06/20/science/new-data-on-higgs-boson-is-shrouded-in-secrecy-at-cern.html?_r=2&ref=science <---How Washington Monumentally, lol, ironic, July 4th, 2012. LMAO 

http://birdflu666.wordpress.com/2012/06/23/emergency-update-signs-globalists-plan-new-pandemic-hype-and-vaccination-campaign/ <----How ironic, see Rosemary's Baby Care Chip

     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_77OclyEvo 

                  Time to fly ...bitchez. Lol 

            http://bible.cc/matthew/10-31.htm 

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlGbTMQJRt0

 

 

 

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 16:52 | Link to Comment Zero-risk bias
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Being somewhat lacking in poular culture predating circa 1980, i finally had to go wiki the source of the Alfred mask. Seems those early pioneers were ahead of their time. I agree with your visioning, bringing the concept to a mass-consumption format is the next logical step. This would undoubtedly scare the shit out of anyone, with or wothout hallucinogenic drug inducement.

I heard that in th UK, they're passing/passed laws banning masks, to pair nicely with the anti-demonstration laws. What's next I ask, laws condemning childrens parties with jelly and ice-cream? Cosmetic surgery? Clearly a +1 on the anon identity.

+2 on the instructions. Patent it!

 

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 16:56 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Mad Magazine is the reason I learned to read ;-)

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 20:18 | Link to Comment Jena
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Spy Vs Spy was my favorite feature when I could steal issues from my older brother.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 20:23 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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I loved everything about it. I think you can see how it affected my humor.

 But my favorite was the folding back page. We used to draw our own versions.

 

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 22:34 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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Spy vs Spy was my favorite.

Spy vs Spy

Fri, 06/22/2012 - 08:17 | Link to Comment old naughty
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there's no black and white...no yin and yang.

Only bom-bs, dyna-mites, and explosion...

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