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ANTON IS SMARTASS

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INTRODUCING YANNIS STOURNARAS

Yannis the Alien Being
Cannot believe what he's seeing
As Head of Greek cash
He's found only trash
This job he is soon to be fleeing

The Limerick King

 

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BANZAI7'S "WHAT ME FINANCE MINISTER" MASK
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BIGGUS DICKUS

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MONTI PYTHON
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Monti and Draghi at ease
Ignoring financial disease
Their new fool-proof plan
For kicking the can
Is this time they'll try saying
"Please!!"

The Limerick King

EURO ELVIS

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Mario looks like the King
For supper he'll soon have to sing
His suit is so tight
His balls are in sight
Largesse is a terrible thing

The Limerick King

 

THE AMAZING ESPANA MAN

 

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Tue, 06/26/2012 - 13:26 | 2562181 ReligiousAtheist1
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WB7 always makes my day

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 13:01 | 2562109 monad
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I did not know Soros' pen name was Antonis Smartass

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:45 | 2561794 Overflow-admin
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We run this...

"We have changed the rules of the game. Growth of the magnitude required to maintain your capital in its present form is no longer possible for you. Your ability to seduce the public has been destroyed. Your survival has long depended on your capacity to suppress the truth of your abuses, and that ability is now gone." Anonymous

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx-V4QKPZZw

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:41 | 2561775 Intoxicologist
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A constipated economist works it out with a pencil...

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 12:23 | 2561981 FEDbuster
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With a little case of the (bank) runs.

Wed, 06/27/2012 - 04:03 | 2564269 StychoKiller
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Meanwhile, Stockton CA has filed for Chapter 9 protection here in the USA...

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:40 | 2561770 SmoothCoolSmoke
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The Limmerick King.  He's killer.

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:36 | 2561753 Nachdenken
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The Squid dun it all.  Thanks WB.

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:23 | 2561696 bankruptcylawyer
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good job, i love the biggus dickus stuff. pure comedy. 

 

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:26 | 2561706 williambanzai7
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It's funny....in a serious way ;-)

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:07 | 2561603 shovelhead
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And that costume rental guy said it would never fit. Hah! I showed him.

Too bad there was no room for the cucumber.

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:41 | 2561774 otto skorzeny
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tamboo- love the links. always brightens my day. that Elmo is awesome- better than the panty-waisted eunuch that emasculates boys on PBS. suprised the NYPD zionist mercenaries didn't mow him down-he'll probably receive a fatal injury from an "accident" in the paddy wagon one of these days- like banging his head repeatedly on the door frame as he is "escorted"out  of vehicle.

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 10:37 | 2561470 malikai
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Monti-Elvis is sporting some pretty creepy mooseknuckle there. Made me throw up a little..

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:32 | 2561733 Temporalist
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Cameltoe and vomiting are just two of the fetishes the elite want to incorporate into more bailout programs.

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 10:01 | 2561345 Unbezahlbar
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Hats off to you Banzai!

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 09:47 | 2561305 metastar
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Constipation can be good when you're waiting for the Sh*t to hit the fan.

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 10:09 | 2561365 Wakanda
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Don't be downstream when the fat lady (??any guesses??) lets loose!

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 10:16 | 2561398 metastar
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Me thinks frown Merkel could use a Euro Fleet to help increase liquidity ... http://www.fleetlabs.com/fleet_enemas.php

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:12 | 2561632 Wakanda
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And I thought Euro Fleet was a bunch of ships...

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 09:46 | 2561299 walküre
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The Greeks put the guy in charge of finances who was instrumental in getting the Euro into the Greek door in the first place.

Apparently Yannis Stournaras is quoted as saying that he thought Greece was on "Autopilot" once the Euro was introduced.

Autopilot?

To automatically receive a neverending stream of bailouts? He must have known that his country is notorious for tax evasion. How was it supposed to work any other way, Yannis? Either he was ignorant at the time or stupid.

NEITHER OF THOSE SHOULD MAKE ANYONE FEEL ANY BETTER OR MORE CONFIDENT IN THE STATUS QUO OF (EUROPEAN) POLITICS.

We are all being hosed, folks. There is nothing but fraud and corruption whereever you turn, whereever you look. The rule of law has been suspended when it comes to global finances. Do whatever you please and if you get caught, plead the "bailout card".

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 09:57 | 2561329 Unbezahlbar
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"The 55-year-old Stournaras is an economics professor at the University of Athens and headed the finance ministry's Council of Economic Advisors for several years. He is described as a liberal economist who wants to open the Greek economy and make it more competitive. “Stournaras is a serious, respected person who will inspire some confidence in the markets."

 

http://www.newser.com/story/148916/mr-euro-named-new-greek-finance-minis...

"Mr Euro"

 


Tue, 06/26/2012 - 09:54 | 2561316 williambanzai7
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I think you are right. Whoever is willing to stand up and lie can have the job.

And as I have said before, in this day and age it is apparently ok to lie through your teeth in an emergency. We know this, so the next question is what about the guy who is accepting the blatant lies. That guy sits in Germany and he is probably accountable in the end.

What a sewer...

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 10:27 | 2561427 old naughty
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What a sewer, in-deed. That guy in Germany may be (told to) wait for something to happen then he can come out and lie through the teeth also...

Just can't get that TPTB has something up their sleeves feeling off.

"Yes, we (kick the) can"!

Alternate State time?

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 09:41 | 2561286 Azannoth
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"What if you only has three more days to live?" - I expected some Ring-u reference here ;)

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 09:38 | 2561283 williambanzai7
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EURO KRAKEN

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 12:14 | 2561943 yofish
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Hey, I know an octopus when I see one! Can't fool me!

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 12:19 | 2561964 FEDbuster
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This calamari stinks.

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