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BARATZO AND BUTTHEAD
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I am the great Bungholio!

 

REALISTIC BARATZO AND BUTTHEAD

 

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SHOOT THIS DACHSHUNDE...
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The PIIGS desperate tactics are moot
And Nothing will change if they shoot
When Merkel says "Nein"
They best get in line
Or Merkel will give them the boot

The Limerick King

 

 

EURO BLACK SWAN
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Europe awaits a new dawn
But Merkel is playing the swan
She would rather die
Than print to the sky
An end to the Socialist con

The Limerick King

 

Debtfreeze and Merkel

When fiscal restraint becomes lax
And sovereign debt reaches the max
With cunning and guile
And chesire cat smile
Merkel the Tigress attacks

The Limerick King

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NOSTROSOROS

Soros is known for his views
Like best hiding places for Jews
His wisdom's not free
He's paid handsomely
But now it's the whole world he screws

The Limerick King

 

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Wed, 06/27/2012 - 23:15 | 2567262 blindman
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and what not and whatever...
http://archive.wbai.org/#ankor58
Monday June 25 12:02pm
Gary Null - The Natural Living Show
minute 29:00
p
structure of life
. water

Wed, 06/27/2012 - 22:34 | 2567185 blindman
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Jackson Browne Late For The Sky
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqYiHkx7ils
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Rock Me on the Water
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAXl4kYZyoA&feature=related
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Garcia and Grisman, "Sitting Here In Limbo," San Francisco, CA 5/11/1992
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QCJ9mflho8&feature=youtu.be
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Jackson Browne - Doctor My Eyes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DlAlbPFeys
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and there ya go here.

Wed, 06/27/2012 - 14:49 | 2565886 Jena
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The Black Swan Merkel is one that I think she'd be proud to have in her office, actually.

She makes a lovely Odile.

Wed, 06/27/2012 - 15:12 | 2565991 williambanzai7
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She can hang it there if she hangs Baratzo and Butthead on her fridge ;-)

Wed, 06/27/2012 - 15:41 | 2566084 WALLST8MY8BALL
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She already has em in her meat freezer!

Wed, 06/27/2012 - 18:13 | 2566618 New_Meat
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Eight-ball-u b on fire!

- Ned

Thu, 06/28/2012 - 12:26 | 2569476 WALLST8MY8BALL
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Got water? LOL

Wed, 06/27/2012 - 21:07 | 2567032 Goldilocks
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Family Guy - Democracy Kicks In
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlIm-riMN6Q (2:07)

Wed, 06/27/2012 - 17:26 | 2566485 Broomer
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Family Guy's nature is to offend everyone. Jokes are funny to everyone but the targets.
Are these idiots really whining about it?

Wed, 06/27/2012 - 14:44 | 2565870 otto skorzeny
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love it tamboo. that "Family Guy" stuff is priceless-MSM getting their strings pulled by their Jew overlords

Wed, 06/27/2012 - 13:20 | 2565493 sangell
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I think Barroso and Van Rompuy are more Laurel and Hardy than Beavis and Butthead. Barroso could berate Van Rompuy with 'another fine mess you've gotten us in'

Wed, 06/27/2012 - 13:10 | 2565448 WALLST8MY8BALL
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Butt-head: Err... , we'd like to have some money.
Bank Clerk: A withdrawl? How much for?
Butt-head: Err... , we'd like a million dollars.
Beavis: Yeah, hum hum, me too.
Bank Clerk: Mmm, do you have an account with this bank?

Bank Clerk: , I mean you need an account, in order to withdraw money.
Butt-head: Oh yeah, we'd like one of those too.
Bank Clerk: Can you tell me, how much do you actuall know about banking?
Butt-head: Err... , well there's like a safe which you can get stuck in and die...

Wed, 06/27/2012 - 13:09 | 2565443 cougar_w
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This reminds me.

One of the tigers got out of the San Francisco zoo a while back. Some teenage punks were throwing rocks at her after the zoo had already closed and it pissed her off, so she clawed her way right out of her grotto, right over the top of both of them, and killed one of them on the spot. The she went looking for the other to finish the job, seriously she was after his candy ass. That was one mutherfucking angry tiger.

Her name was Tatiana. She was all the awesome from planet Awesome.

The cops eventually shot her, of course. Goddamned shame. They should have just let her run loose in the city, would have solved all sorts of problems for them.

In my ZH fiction her name is changed to Diamond. Diamond works for the cops. Diamond eats people alive.

And suddenly all that freaky shit starts to make sense, doesn't it?

Wed, 06/27/2012 - 13:43 | 2565595 WALLST8MY8BALL
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hey Couger,

 Here in NYC the Cops work for Dimon!

Wed, 06/27/2012 - 14:26 | 2565785 cougar_w
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In one of my darker stories the archangel Fortran slowly drains the blood out of a bottom-feeding fucker like Dimon, the guy dies in her jaws begging for his life. I liked writing that one a lot at the time. I can be a sick bastard when it suits me.

The guy in the story has no name, so you can call him Dimon if you want.

I may go back now and add some cuff links to his description. It will be a non sequitur and readers will go all WTF LOL. But you and I will get it.

Man I hate smarmy grinning fuckers.

Now I'm angry. Guess I'll have to write something else now. Maybe I'll introduce a new character, let's call her Tatiana. I wonder what kind of fun she can have with these shaved apes of finance ... oh yeah ...

Wed, 06/27/2012 - 16:36 | 2566303 buckethead
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shaved apes of finance

 

 

~like

Wed, 06/27/2012 - 14:38 | 2565842 WALLST8MY8BALL
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Or how about a mechanical pig named Sy?

Wed, 06/27/2012 - 16:13 | 2566214 LFMayor
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How about a pig named Jody.  With red eyes.  That one is from New York, too.

Wed, 06/27/2012 - 13:19 | 2565485 williambanzai7
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I remember that. I thought I was Beavis and Butthead she attacked.

Wed, 06/27/2012 - 13:40 | 2565573 cougar_w
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Are they Paki? Then maybe it was.

Wed, 06/27/2012 - 13:45 | 2565599 williambanzai7
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There is a Beavis and Butthead in every crowd ;-)

Wed, 06/27/2012 - 13:54 | 2565637 cougar_w
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True. And here in the US we'll be asked to vote for one or the other of them come November.

I may be forced to go to the zoo and hurl myself into the tiger grotto before then.

Wed, 06/27/2012 - 14:57 | 2565916 malikai
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We've been voting for them for as long as I can remember.

Wed, 06/27/2012 - 13:38 | 2565569 BeetleBailey
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Brilliant WB!

Wed, 06/27/2012 - 13:05 | 2565427 WALLST8MY8BALL
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Mr. Van Driessen: Being in the captivity of nature without women is the perfect way to wrestle with your manhood.
Butt-head: Beavis wrestles with his manhood.
Beavis: Heh-heh... Yeah, and I usually win.

Wed, 06/27/2012 - 13:03 | 2565424 gorillaonyourback
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oh where or where are the beautiful ladies you put into your posts?

Wed, 06/27/2012 - 13:03 | 2565420 WALLST8MY8BALL
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David Van Driessen: What really happened?
Butt-Head: Oh. Uh, we fed it and watered it and like tried talking to it and stuff, but it just had a bad attitude about growing.
Beavis: Yeah. It's, like, one those problem plants.
David Van Driessen: Well, I can't fail you for trying, but what's that awful smell?
Butt-Head: Oh, yeah. After it stopped growing, Beavis fertilized it.

Wed, 06/27/2012 - 12:54 | 2565393 derek_vineyard
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i am the great cornholio   (merkel)

Wed, 06/27/2012 - 12:53 | 2565390 ReligiousAtheist1
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WB7 once again you just made my day

Wed, 06/27/2012 - 12:43 | 2565360 WALLST8MY8BALL
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Burger World Manager: "Be careful in the kitchen. Burger World cannot afford to pay out any more Workers' Compensation."
Butt-Head: "Uh... 'Workers' Constipation'?"
Beavis: "Yeah, I get that all the time at work; when I can't take a poop."
Wed, 06/27/2012 - 12:42 | 2565358 WALLST8MY8BALL
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Beavis: "Hey, check it out, Butt-Head! This chick has three boobs!"
Butt-Head: "That's pretty cool. How many butts does she have?"
Beavis: "Oh, wait a minute... That's her stomach."
Wed, 06/27/2012 - 12:40 | 2565347 Nobody For President
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The King is in fine, fine form today.

Kudos!

Wed, 06/27/2012 - 12:40 | 2565345 WALLST8MY8BALL
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Butt-head: These guys remind me of Danzig and my butt.
Beavis: That's not very nice, Butt-Head.
Butt-head: Yeah it is. My butt rules!

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